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MRS FLYIN VEE
08-06-2005, 01:50 PM
REASONS NOT TO BE A PENIS.
1) You're bald your whole life.
2) You have a hole in your head.
3) Your neighbors are nuts.
4) The guy behind you is an ass hole..
5) Everytime you get excited, you throw up and then faint..
:220v:

SHAKE-YO-AZZ
08-06-2005, 01:51 PM
REASONS NOT TO BE A PENIS.
1) You're bald your whole life.
2) You have a hole in your head.
3) Your neighbors are nuts.
4) The guy behind you is an ass hole..
5) Everytime you get excited, you throw up and then faint..
:220v:
LMAO

Miss Perfect
08-06-2005, 01:51 PM
:D

Caribbean Jet
08-06-2005, 01:52 PM
TOo Funny, but true,

Bre
08-06-2005, 01:54 PM
Lmao :D
Oh but it's sooo soo fun to play with :wink:

bunny 166
08-06-2005, 01:57 PM
Good one Char.... :rollside:

MRS FLYIN VEE
08-06-2005, 01:57 PM
Thanks.. I was getting bored.. :p

Bre
08-06-2005, 01:59 PM
Good one Char.... :rollside:
damn girl... you getting a new avatar everyday :D

ratso
08-06-2005, 02:02 PM
I was wondering why all the women were getting so worked up over reasons not to be a pianist...

MRS FLYIN VEE
08-06-2005, 02:05 PM
I was wondering why all the women were getting so worked up over reasons not to be a pianist...
I thought it was a skin flute.. :notam: :rollside:

lucky
08-06-2005, 02:08 PM
or when you go home alone - after a date , you get all beat up

ratso
08-06-2005, 02:08 PM
I thought it was a skin flute.. :notam: :rollside:
lmao... what's your favorite tune??? :D

bunny 166
08-06-2005, 02:12 PM
damn girl... you getting a new avatar everyday :D
It's fun to change them....you change yours about every day too! :D How's the job hunt going? Any good leads?

MRS FLYIN VEE
08-06-2005, 02:13 PM
lmao... what's your favorite tune??? :D
depends on what Jamie wants to here.. :D :D

ratso
08-06-2005, 02:14 PM
depends on what Jamie wants to here.. :D :D
lmao... tell him I said hi! :D

MRS FLYIN VEE
08-06-2005, 02:15 PM
lmao... tell him I said hi! :D
I will do that.. we like to play. name that tune.,.. but for some reason he always makes me repeat it over and over again till I get it right.. :rolleyes: :) :)

Ziggy
08-06-2005, 03:04 PM
I will do that.. we like to play. name that tune.,.. but for some reason he always makes me repeat it over and over again till I get it right.. :rolleyes: :) :)
You mean til he faints right? :D

MRS FLYIN VEE
08-06-2005, 03:08 PM
You mean til he faints right? :D
LOL!! yep.. :p then I have to do it all over again.. I was out of tune.. :devil: :cool:

schmaubba
08-06-2005, 03:21 PM
and the only time ur happy, is when youre put into a dark box

cxr133
08-06-2005, 03:37 PM
hmmm............ i read all of them
and fawk it i still wanna be a PENIS

termiteguy
08-06-2005, 03:41 PM
hmmm............ i read all of them
and fawk it i still wanna be a PENIS
helli am one at least that what my wife says :) :)

HighRoller
08-06-2005, 03:45 PM
I heard it put slightly different... the worst part about being a penis is that your only friends are two nuts and an asshole. BTW, finding a woman who is "musically inclined" is a good thing. She needs to be skilled in playing not only the skin flute, but the meat whistle and upright organ as well :supp:

Bre
08-06-2005, 04:04 PM
It's fun to change them....you change yours about every day too! :D How's the job hunt going? Any good leads?
Yes very good :)
I change mine like once a week ;) :D

bunny 166
08-06-2005, 04:10 PM
Yes very good :)
I change mine like once a week ;) :D
That is great news! I assume it has to do with your siggy??..... :hammer2:

Bre
08-06-2005, 04:11 PM
That is great news! I assume it has to do with your siggy??..... :hammer2:
Yep :D Keep your eyes and ears open and direct them to lil old me

bunny 166
08-06-2005, 04:15 PM
Yep :D Keep your eyes and ears open and direct them to lil old me
You got it! :wink: Good luck Bre.... :clover: :clover: :clover:

Bre
08-06-2005, 04:15 PM
You got it! :wink: Good luck Bre.... :clover: :clover: :clover:
Thank you!!!!

Wonderboy
08-06-2005, 07:48 PM
Lmao :D
Oh but it's sooo soo fun to play with :wink:
I need a smoke!

a catered life
08-06-2005, 09:30 PM
lmao

ColeTR2
08-06-2005, 09:52 PM
REASONS NOT TO BE A PENIS.
1) You're bald your whole life.
2) You have a hole in your head.
3) Your neighbors are nuts.
4) The guy behind you is an ass hole..
5) Everytime you get excited, you throw up and then faint..
:220v:
LOL ThatÂ’s him!! My best FRIEND!! :D