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coorslt4u2
08-06-2005, 02:37 PM
RECTAL DEODORANT.............POSSIBLY THE BEST BLONDE JOKE NOT!!!
EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!
A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum
deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman
they don't sell
rectum deodorant, and never have. Unfazed, the blonde assures the
pharmacist
that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis
and
would like some more. "I'm sorry", says the pharmacist, "we don't
have any"
"But I always buy it here," says the blonde "Do you have the
container that it
came in?" asks the pharmacist.. "YES", said the blonde, "I'll go
home and get
it." She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist
who looks
at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm
deodorant"
Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud
from the
container........." TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM :smile: :smile: :smile:

MRS FLYIN VEE
08-06-2005, 03:11 PM
LMAO!! that's nasty but funny.. :)

Caribbean Jet
08-06-2005, 03:12 PM
Nasty!!!!!

MONEYFURNOTHIN
08-06-2005, 03:13 PM
Why did god give blonde's one more brain cell than a horse................So they would'nt shit on the parade route!

Biglue
08-06-2005, 03:14 PM
Well at least her ass was Sport Breeze clean. :)

dicudmore
08-06-2005, 03:16 PM
:2purples: :2purples:

schmaubba
08-06-2005, 03:18 PM
i thought that was...why did god give blondes one more brain cell than cows....so when ya pull on der teets, they dont shit on the floor....

bunny 166
08-06-2005, 03:21 PM
I don't get it....

schmaubba
08-06-2005, 03:23 PM
I don't get it....
sounds like a tooling issue

Wicked Performance Boats
08-06-2005, 04:51 PM
Do you know God gave women yeast infections? -------so they would know what it's like to live with an irritated c--t! :yuk:

MRS FLYIN VEE
08-06-2005, 04:58 PM
Do you know God gave women yeast infections? -------so they would know what it's like to live with an irritated c--t! :yuk:
do you know why God created man?
she was only joking.. LOL!! :D