My lawn has never looked better!

[Tom Brown]

Some malcontents stopped by my house in the wee hours of the morning and cut my lawn. They did an outstanding job on the edging and I suspect they may have even thrown down some Weed 'N Feed.
:confused:
Attn lawn care workers: I'll be at the lake for the rest of the day in case you wish to call about my next appointment.

[hoolign]

Some malcontents stopped by my house in the wee hours of the morning and cut my lawn. They did an outstanding job on the edging and I suspect they may have even thrown down some Weed 'N Feed.
:confused:
Attn lawn care workers: I'll be at the lake for the rest of the day in case you wish to call about my next appointment.
:D :p It would save you a few bucks if you brought your lawn to us!
The 1 - 4 A.M special is not a bad deal though!

[Boy Named Sue]

Some malcontents stopped by my house in the wee hours of the morning and cut my lawn. They did an outstanding job on the edging and I suspect they may have even thrown down some Weed 'N Feed.
:confused:
Attn lawn care workers: I'll be at the lake for the rest of the day in case you wish to call about my next appointment.
PICS! PICS! PICS! PICS!

[hoolign]

Some malcontents stopped by my house in the wee hours of the morning and cut my lawn. They did an outstanding job on the edging and I suspect they may have even thrown down some Weed 'N Feed.
:confused:
Attn lawn care workers: I'll be at the lake for the rest of the day in case you wish to call about my next appointment.
Oh and just to clear up our status.....we're not malcontents....we were just bored :D :p

[Kim Hanson]

Oh and just to clear up our status.....we're not malcontents....we were just bored :D :p
and very drunk............( . )( . ).......... :D They were funny though :D :D

[hoolign]

and very drunk............( . )( . ).......... :D They were funny though :D :D
Good to see ya made it home focker!!!...it's hot as hell here right now :yuk:

[Kim Hanson]

Good to see ya made it home focker!!!...it's hot as hell here right now :yuk:
It looked like it was going to rain when I left at 11:00 and it was windy coming home and now its hot here also.....( . )( . )...........

[Kim Hanson]

"hot as hell", whaaaaa? You mean like 30 degrees or so?
Rio
33C is getting close to 100F :D .........( . )( . ).............

[Mrs.Racer277]

Some malcontents stopped by my house in the wee hours of the morning and cut my lawn. They did an outstanding job on the edging and I suspect they may have even thrown down some Weed 'N Feed.
:confused:
Attn lawn care workers: I'll be at the lake for the rest of the day in case you wish to call about my next appointment.
You mean it wasn't the electrical company this time??? :rolleyes:
They must have been really bored AND drunk!

[hoolign]

You mean it wasn't the electrical company this time??? :rolleyes:
They must have been really bored AND drunk!
Electric comapny ??Hmmmmmm :D :p

[Tom Brown]

The 1 - 4 A.M special is not a bad deal though!
You're telling me! :D
Those clowns would mow and edge 600 acres of ripe canola for 5 bucks and a bottle of jack.

[hoolign]

You're telling me! :D
Those clowns would mow and edge 600 acres of ripe canola for 5 bucks and a bottle of jack.
Kim doesnt do so well on the jack....and doobies?? don't even ask! :D :p

[Tom Brown]

... talking 'bout china grove..... oh Oh OH!

[hoolign]

... talking 'bout china grove..... oh Oh OH!
He was passed out by noon yesterday :D

[Tom Brown]

He was passed out by noon yesterday :D
... in a pool of his own vommit? :D

[hoolign]

... in a pool of his own vommit? :D
Ihope not .. They were sleeping in the trailer :lightsabe

[canuck1]

And who got his ass kicked by an eighteen year old on thursday?

[One Eyed Jack]

And who got his ass kicked by an eighteen year old on thursday?
i hope it was in a card game

[canuck1]

i hope it was in a card game
Nope, the challenge was thrown out and the challengers head print is in the lawn for all to see

[One Eyed Jack]

how long did it take
for kim to dig the sod
out of his nose and ears

[canuck1]

how long did it take
for kim to dig the sod
out of his nose and ears
I wasn't there friday so I can't answer that question, but as for thursday.....

[Jbb]

how long did it take
for kim to dig the sod
out of his nose and ears
...lmao...... :D

[hoolign]

And who got his ass kicked by an eighteen year old on thursday?
has your memory gotten so bad ??? I completetly forgot about giving him that freakin car too :D

[canuck1]

has your memory gotten so bad ??? I completetly forgot about giving him that freakin car too :D
After he put you on your head?

[Tom Brown]

Thanks for inviting me, you ungrateful bastards.

[hoolign]

After he put you on your head?
He was pretty proud of himself cause he knows that dont happen when dad aint pissed.. But he has a notch in his belt now. Ya shoulda come up whem kimberly was here :p mY shoulder is still killing me from that damn kid :D :D

[hoolign]

Thanks for inviting me, you ungrateful bastards.
You don't need an invite here Brown..theres a nice holiday inn about 10 miles from here :D ( 16 Kilometers)

[canuck1]

Thanks for inviting me, you ungrateful bastards.
They didn't invite me either......I just showed up