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MRS FLYIN VEE
08-08-2005, 02:03 PM
A VIRGIN HICK
Two hicks from West Virginia got married and were having their honeymoon in a local motel.
They begin doing what honeymooners do, but right before they consummate the marriage the woman says, " Be gentle, I'm a virgin."
The man is shocked and visibly upset and storms out of the room without saying a word. He goes home to his family and tells them what happen.
His dad agrees, "If she isn't good enough for her own family, she sure as hell isn't good enough for you."
Essex29
08-08-2005, 02:04 PM
A VIRGIN HICK
Two hicks from West Virginia got married and were having their honeymoon in a local motel.
They begin doing what honeymooners do, but right before they consummate the marriage the woman says, " Be gentle, I'm a virgin."
The man is shocked and visibly upset and storms out of the room without saying a word. He goes home to his family and tells them what happen.
His dad agrees, "If she isn't good enough for her own family, she sure as hell isn't good enough for you."
damn hicks :220v:
HOSS
08-08-2005, 02:35 PM
eat poo :cool:
MRS FLYIN VEE
08-08-2005, 02:36 PM
eat poo :cool:
well I do swim in it every so often.. :D
HOSS
08-08-2005, 02:40 PM
well I do swim in it every so often.. :D
WTF did she just say? :rolleyes:
MRS FLYIN VEE
08-08-2005, 02:43 PM
WTF did she just say? :rolleyes:
I DO SWIM IN IT EVERY SO OFTEN..
there I spelled it out for you. LOL!! :rollside:
HOSS
08-08-2005, 02:46 PM
Wait! Lemme get this straight,,,you swim in poo poo? :idea:
MRS FLYIN VEE
08-08-2005, 02:48 PM
Wait! Lemme get this straight,,,you swim in poo poo? :idea:
yep.. it's a living.. :cry: :smile:
HOSS
08-08-2005, 02:49 PM
I shouldn`t but what tha hell,,,,can you clarify this? :220v:
MRS FLYIN VEE
08-08-2005, 02:50 PM
I shouldn`t but what tha hell,,,,can you clarify this? :220v:
PLUMBER.. :D
HOSS
08-08-2005, 02:51 PM
OH,,,,a turd snatcher. Hell, them boys make good bread. I`m glad for `um. :D
MRS FLYIN VEE
08-08-2005, 02:52 PM
OH,,,,a turd snatcher. Hell, them boys make good bread. I`m glad for `um. :D
I am not a boy.. but I do make good bread. :D
HOSS
08-08-2005, 02:59 PM
HMMMM,,,strange concept in front of me...A female plumber. What do the fingernails look like? :cool:
MRS FLYIN VEE
08-08-2005, 03:02 PM
HMMMM,,,strange concept in front of me...A female plumber. What do the fingernails look like? :cool:
not bad.. I scrub everyday..I have to keep them short..
why is it strange to know a female plumber.. :(
hoolign
08-08-2005, 05:04 PM
not bad.. I scrub everyday..I have to keep them short..
why is it strange to know a female plumber.. :(
Yeah Hoss....Ya know she wouldnt have a problem ticklin the ol prostate!! :eek:
HOSS
08-08-2005, 07:13 PM
Yeah Hoss....Ya know she wouldnt have a problem ticklin the ol prostate!! :eek:
I would have a problem with it. :hammerhea
hoolign
08-08-2005, 07:14 PM
I would have a problem with it. :hammerhea
Get her to take her rings off :D :idea:
HOSS
08-08-2005, 07:16 PM
A thermometer isn`t even goin up my ace. :lightsabe
Moneypitt
08-08-2005, 08:22 PM
Hoss, just 2 things to learn to become a plumber......Poo Poo runs downhill, and don't bite your fingernails................MP
jtmarten
08-08-2005, 09:35 PM
Kudos to you Mrs Flyin Vee. I used to be a member of Local #58 Plumbers and Pipefitters Union. Plumbing is a biatch, especially if you're doing any kind of re-fab on an existing system.
MRS FLYIN VEE
08-08-2005, 10:00 PM
Kudos to you Mrs Flyin Vee. I used to be a member of Local #58 Plumbers and Pipefitters Union. Plumbing is a biatch, especially if you're doing any kind of re-fab on an existing system.
Thank you.. and one more to remember is keep your mouth shut while changing a sewer under the house.. :D
Miss Perfect
08-08-2005, 10:02 PM
Looks like another thread that's gone to shiat! :D
Boy Named Sue
08-08-2005, 10:05 PM
Thank you.. and one more to remember is keep your mouth shut while changing a sewer under the house.. :D
MFV, let me introduce myself, my name is Sue, how do you do?
Dad owns a sewer cleaning service, did it for seven years. I've picked toilet paper out of my teeth. For those of you that are wondering, it tastes just like it smells. To this day I hold a burrito or hamburger in one spot and don't eat that part. Never got sick from the stuff. Smells like money to me. :D
Don't do it any more but got plenty of stories that would curl Hammmerdowns hair!
BarryMac
08-09-2005, 06:19 AM
Thank you.. and one more to remember is keep your mouth shut while changing a sewer under the house.. :D
Mrs V, you know what thay say, "Our Shit is your Bread and Butter"... :D :D :D
Riverkid
08-09-2005, 06:49 AM
There was a local guy here in that biz who built a couple new Carrera's. They were both named "Sh*t Pays". Pretty nice boats, too...