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Riverkid
08-17-2005, 06:42 AM
Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the
security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected to find
one or two large safes filled with cash & valuables, were surprised to see
hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank.
The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found
only a small bowl of vanilla pudding.
As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, "At least
we'll have a bit to eat."
The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also
contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process
continued until all safes were opened.
They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an
ounce of gold.
Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of
pudding.
Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each
leaving with nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach.
The newspaper headline read:
IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING !
:D :D :D

BROADMINDED
08-17-2005, 07:02 AM
Oh Man That's Gross.

Riverkid
08-17-2005, 07:03 AM
Hey BM - How'd you guys run down at the Beach?

BROADMINDED
08-17-2005, 07:20 AM
We Did Really Well. There Was Only One Other Ss Boat, Which Also Ran Well. Boat Ran Good. Changed Some Things Around Each Race And Each Time We Made Progress. With Only Having 2 Boats We Still Put On A Good Show.

Riverkid
08-17-2005, 07:23 AM
Then I'm sure you'll be posting up some pics over in V Drives? Nice work.
:D :D