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Flashover
08-19-2005, 09:56 AM
I saw a good one the other day that said (This was on a large chev truck) It said My lug nuts require more torque than your Honda produces... I thought that was some funny Chit... :D Anybody else seen some good ones :D

pjones
08-19-2005, 10:07 AM
I gotta have one of those....
recent bumper sticker.. don't argue w/ your wife, dicker.

dropt98chevy
08-19-2005, 10:08 AM
I saw a good one the other day that said (This was on a large chev truck) It said My lug nuts require more torque than your Honda produces... I thought that was some funny Chit... :D Anybody else seen some good ones :D
What if the Honduh puts out 350ft/lbs?

hoolign
08-19-2005, 10:09 AM
What if the Honduh puts out 350ft/lbs?
use a snipe :idea:

pjones
08-19-2005, 10:11 AM
Here's a few...
The proctologist called...they found your head.
WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

dropt98chevy
08-19-2005, 10:17 AM
http://www.evolvefish.com/fish/media/S-314.jpg

Miss Perfect
08-19-2005, 10:18 AM
http://www.evolvefish.com/fish/media/S-314.jpg
Haha.. that's a good one! :D

BarryMac
08-19-2005, 10:19 AM
Dont Tailgate me or I'll flick a Booger on your Windshield...

Tom Brown
08-19-2005, 10:19 AM
Horn broken. Watch for finger.

Kim Hanson
08-19-2005, 10:19 AM
:D ........( . )( . ).............
http://www2.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/72northernredneck.jpg

Miss Perfect
08-19-2005, 10:22 AM
Practice Safe Sex. Go F*ck yourself.

Flashover
08-19-2005, 10:25 AM
That's a good one. Pretty Dam funny :crossx: :crossx:

Kim Hanson
08-19-2005, 10:25 AM
:crossx: ......( . )( . )..........
http://www2.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/7282.jpg

lucky
08-19-2005, 10:26 AM
My Favorite -- Put The Cell Phone Down And Drive

dropt98chevy
08-19-2005, 10:27 AM
Oldie but goodie "No Fat Chicks, Truck will Scrape"

franky
08-19-2005, 10:32 AM
In Havasu:
SNOWBIRDS: The Other White Meat
SNOWBIRDS: Taste Like Chicken
My electrician had them printed

topless
08-19-2005, 10:33 AM
Here's one for Party Cat
Breast inspection 20 feet ahead
(please have them out)

Kim Hanson
08-19-2005, 10:38 AM
:D .........( . )( . )............http://www2.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/7230.jpg

laveydayz
08-19-2005, 10:49 AM
Not a bumper sticker but check out www.tshirthell.com there are some funny shirts....

dropt98chevy
08-19-2005, 10:51 AM
http://www.strangepersons.com/images/content/16976.JPG

voodoomedman
08-19-2005, 10:57 AM
I saw a good one the other day that said (This was on a large chev truck) It said My lug nuts require more torque than your Honda produces... I thought that was some funny Chit... :D Anybody else seen some good ones :D
That is great. I won't put a sticker on my Chevy but I will go around saying that.

dropt98chevy
08-19-2005, 11:00 AM
That is great. I won't put a sticker on my Chevy but I will go around saying that.
Even better is "Honda's are like tampons, every pussy has one"

HocusPocus
08-19-2005, 11:02 AM
:D ........( . )( . ).............
http://www2.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/72northernredneck.jpg
if i had that on my truck here in california.. i would be arrested by a gay, liberal police officer! :jawdrop:

Froggystyle
08-19-2005, 11:04 AM
"Old Plumbers never die... they just smell that way"
Personal fav from way back...

Flashover
08-19-2005, 11:04 AM
Even better is "Honda's are like tampons, every pussy has one"
I realy like that. That is bas a$$ i love it. And around here (S.L.C) it is so true... Little rice burning freaks......... :hammerhea

dropt98chevy
08-19-2005, 11:09 AM
I realy like that. That is bas a$$ i love it. And around here (S.L.C) it is so true... Little rice burning freaks......... :hammerhea
All my friends are Honda people but not the ricer type. I have a friend running 11.5's in a daily driven hatchback and used to have a 10 second 4 door until he sold the motor to some guy in Canada.

voodoomedman
08-19-2005, 11:10 AM
Even better is "Honda's are like tampons, every pussy has one"
Oh that's good too!!!!!

Flashover
08-19-2005, 11:20 AM
All my friends are Honda people but not the ricer type. I have a friend running 11.5's in a daily driven hatchback and used to have a 10 second 4 door until he sold the motor to some guy in Canada.
All the people around here just put a loud muffler on there car and anoy the hell out of everyone else. Then they think they are going to get a nice paint job so they primer everything and then realize they can't afford the paint job. or you get some Jack a$$ with a 1970 honda who thinks he is drivin a full on race car. I hate those guys... :skull: :skull: :skull:

dropt98chevy
08-19-2005, 11:22 AM
All the people around here just put a loud muffler on there car and anoy the hell out of everyone else. Then they think they are going to get a nice paint job so they primer everything and then realize they can't afford the paint job. or you get some Jack a$$ with a 1970 honda who thinks he is drivin a full on race car. I hate those guys... :skull: :skull: :skull:
Screw the loud muffler my friends run straight headers which on a turbo honda sounds gnarly and then they hang a stock muffler so unless you hear it you have no idea.

Flashover
08-19-2005, 11:26 AM
Screw the loud muffler my friends run straight headers which on a turbo honda sounds gnarly and then they hang a stock muffler so unless you hear it you have no idea.
Im talkin uneducated knuckleheads that don't know what there doin. they just got the car for cheap and all of the sudden they all show up in the parking lot to race SCCA cause they just cut there springs and now they think there car handles better..

dropt98chevy
08-19-2005, 11:28 AM
Im talkin uneducated knuckleheads that don't know what there doin. they just got the car for cheap and all of the sudden they all show up in the parking lot to race SCCA cause they just cut there springs and now they think there car handles better..
You need to teach them to heat the coils if they want a real race car. LOL

SOMEBEACH
08-19-2005, 01:54 PM
I like this one:
"Welcome to Prescott,AZ. Now go home and take someone with you!!

cdog
08-19-2005, 01:58 PM
I've allways liked.....Horn Broken Watch For finger.

Havasu_Dreamin
08-19-2005, 02:00 PM
Thought this was pretty good: If you're gonna ride my a$$, at least pull my hair

H20skier
08-19-2005, 02:16 PM
"It's called tourist season, so why can't we shoot them?"
"I love my country, but I fear my government."

topless
08-19-2005, 02:18 PM
How about this one
If you don't believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut. :cool:

*!Ken's Wife!*
08-19-2005, 02:32 PM
I had to get this one for W.Y.R.D. Saw it and knew he'd have to have it, so I went and got it made for him.....
BAGoodBitch instead of BFGoodWrench

Eliminator 4 Life
08-19-2005, 02:32 PM
I had to get this one for W.Y.R.D. Saw it and knew he'd have to have it, so I went and got it made for him.....
BAGoodBitch instead of BFGoodWrench
thats original ha ha :p

*!Ken's Wife!*
08-19-2005, 02:33 PM
thats original ha ha :p
Let it go ROB!!!!! LOL

framer1
08-19-2005, 02:38 PM
Time is the best teacher; unfortunately, it kills all its students
If we are what we eat, i'm fast, cheap and easy
It's lonely at the top, but you eat better

Eliminator 4 Life
08-19-2005, 02:40 PM
Let it go ROB!!!!! LOL
is that a bumber sticker SWEET ha ha

thom
08-19-2005, 03:22 PM
Years ago a girl i was dating had one
"If it swells riide it"
The only bumper sticker ive ever put on a vehicle back in highschool
If i dont get laid soon someones gonna get hurt

riverfamily
08-19-2005, 04:17 PM
Live Better Work (the union part was cut off)

MUDXPRT
08-19-2005, 05:09 PM
I've seen this one, welfare should be as hard to get as a building permit.

life's a river
08-19-2005, 09:04 PM
"life is too short to drive slow boats"
Saw it on the back of a newer Chevy on the 10 near Fontana.

Drift
08-20-2005, 12:39 PM
I saw this earlier this summer on a car with a young woman driving...
"If you are riding my ass, you better be pulling my hair"

dropt98chevy
08-20-2005, 12:48 PM
Thought this was pretty good: If you're gonna ride my a$$, at least pull my hair
I saw this earlier this summer on a car with a young woman driving...
"If you are riding my ass, you better be pulling my hair"
:eat:

Marlin455
08-20-2005, 01:16 PM
On a pickup in upstate NY- Happiness is seeing your ex-wife's picture on a milk carton! :D

Angry Inch
08-20-2005, 01:27 PM
I do not agree with this one. Just posting for the shock value, i guess. But, my best friend's dad had one that said:
"Stupid zipper head, a Honda is not a muscle car."

dropt98chevy
08-20-2005, 01:44 PM
Here is one my Honda friends have:
Happy
Owners
Never
Drive
American