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cxr133
08-20-2005, 11:22 AM
So.....
my 14 yr. old son is taking longer and longer showers and my wife keeps asking what do you think he does in there all that time....
and it brought me to this question:
AT WHAT AGE DID YOU GUYS start playing yankee the wankee??
dont try to lie everyone did it............
LAFD
08-20-2005, 11:28 AM
holy hell this is a little weird. :confused:
riverbound
08-20-2005, 11:29 AM
Once I started taking longer showers ;)
cxr133
08-20-2005, 11:33 AM
i couldnt remember when so im trying to find out the average age.....
JB in so cal
08-20-2005, 11:36 AM
Let me turn the shower off.
Kim Hanson
08-20-2005, 11:41 AM
So.....
my 14 yr. old son is taking longer and longer showers and my wife keeps asking what do you think he does in there all that time....
and it brought me to this question:
AT WHAT AGE DID YOU GUYS start playing yankee the wankee??
dont try to lie everyone did it............
Thats what the girlfriend is for, yankee the wankee is pretty funny though........I call mine BJH :D :D
Dusty Times
08-20-2005, 02:10 PM
Is the conditioner bottle always empty? :hammerhea
Kim Hanson
08-20-2005, 02:15 PM
Is the conditioner bottle always empty? :hammerhea
I thought the puller use Jerkins :D ...........( . )( . )........ :D
Big H
08-20-2005, 02:25 PM
A friend of my chick says that her son just leaves gooey and crusty hand towels on the floor next to his bed. Nice. At least your boy is going at it in a clean way. My favorite place to play too.
Sleek-Jet
08-20-2005, 02:26 PM
About the time I figured out how to do it... :D
My suggestion is buy lots of cheap conditioner and a bigger hot water heater. :messedup: :D
NO-TALENT
08-20-2005, 02:30 PM
The first time I had my wankee yankeed I was bout that age and one of my buddies showed me how. Damn he had soft hands :)
riverroyal
08-20-2005, 02:46 PM
site in my left eye about 13....
JB in so cal
08-20-2005, 02:47 PM
site in my left eye about 13....
Didn't you tell me you use to use it as a target :hammerhea
riverroyal
08-20-2005, 02:51 PM
my right eye was looking at the door handle,so only one target was open,stuff burns
JB in so cal
08-20-2005, 02:53 PM
my right eye was looking at the door handle,so only one target was open,stuff burns
I always wondered why you never eally focus on me when we talk. Kind of like you got a cataract, or something. :sqeyes:
riverroyal
08-20-2005, 02:55 PM
kinda gay,but if we need eye contact,guess thats ok
cxr133
08-20-2005, 04:06 PM
guess ill be buying big jugs of costco shampoo from now on.......
SnakeWrench
08-20-2005, 04:34 PM
12, right about the time the gas bill went up.
Krazy K
08-21-2005, 12:47 AM
guess ill be buying big jugs of costco shampoo from now on.......
Heh, Heh, Huh,Heh, you said, "big jugs"
I discovered "Yankee the wankee" after pissing one day and shaking off the excess, and continued to shake it after the excess was gone and some mayonaise popped out. (thinking to self at the time) "Damn, I'm gonna start doing this more often!"
Ultracrazy
08-21-2005, 01:25 AM
The first time I had my wankee yankeed I was bout that age and one of my buddies showed me how. Damn he had soft hands :)
:sqeyes:
HocusPocus
08-21-2005, 06:10 AM
how old are you in 6th grade?? im pretty sure thats where the fireworks began for me. i remember waking up in a tent and then trying to figure out how to get rid of the early morning hard-on before anyone noticed. withing a few minutes i figured out how to take care of the situation.