Mandelon
08-24-2005, 02:49 PM
> Subject: Homeless Man
>
> NICE ONE
> A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a
> particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a
> couple of dollars for dinner.
> The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I
> give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"
> "No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.
> "Will you use it to gamble instead of buying food?" the man asked.
> "No, I don't gamble," the homeless man said. "I need everything I can
> get just to stay alive."
> "Will you spend this on greens fees at a golf course instead of food?"
> the
> man asked.
> "Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played golf in 20
> years!"
> "Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district instead
> of food?" the man asked.
> "What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks?" exclaimed the homeless
> man.
> "Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead,
> I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."
> The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you
> for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting."
>
The man replied, "That's okay. It's important for her to see what a
> man looks like after he has given up beer, gambling, golf, and sex."
:hammer2:
>
> NICE ONE
> A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a
> particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a
> couple of dollars for dinner.
> The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I
> give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"
> "No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.
> "Will you use it to gamble instead of buying food?" the man asked.
> "No, I don't gamble," the homeless man said. "I need everything I can
> get just to stay alive."
> "Will you spend this on greens fees at a golf course instead of food?"
> the
> man asked.
> "Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played golf in 20
> years!"
> "Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district instead
> of food?" the man asked.
> "What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks?" exclaimed the homeless
> man.
> "Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead,
> I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."
> The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you
> for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting."
>
The man replied, "That's okay. It's important for her to see what a
> man looks like after he has given up beer, gambling, golf, and sex."
:hammer2: