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hoolign
08-25-2005, 10:18 AM
and it occurs to me...no towel..talk a bout a dilema! :D

pixilatedpussy
08-25-2005, 10:19 AM
and it occurs to me...no towel..talk a bout a dilema! :D
Here we go again! :hammerhea

riverroyal
08-25-2005, 10:20 AM
you have 2

Tombstone
08-25-2005, 10:20 AM
Hi HOOLI!!!! You could always use YO MOUTH :supp: :supp: :idea:

Vada
08-25-2005, 10:22 AM
have you tried licking it clean? :hammerhea

LAFD
08-25-2005, 10:22 AM
trash can....

pixilatedpussy
08-25-2005, 10:22 AM
Hi HOOLI!!!! You could always use YO MOUTH :supp: :supp: :idea:
Maybe yours is bigger!!! I always say Bigger is Better!!!! :D

hoolign
08-25-2005, 10:22 AM
Here we go again! :hammerhea
yeah...NO SHIT..who would have thought I had a carp fetish :D

Miss Perfect
08-25-2005, 10:25 AM
Maybe yours is bigger!!! I always say Bigger is Better!!!! :D
At least that would shut ole Tombstone up for a minute!

hoolign
08-25-2005, 10:26 AM
Hi HOOLI!!!! You could always use YO MOUTH :supp: :supp: :idea:
How bout i put into a baggy and mail it to ya..I'll have to put my name on it so you can tell it apart from the rest of your "sperm Shakes" :idea:

BarryMac
08-25-2005, 10:27 AM
Thanks Hooli, I can always count on you to make me laugh, still havin a sh!thole of a day but thanks for the laugh...

Tombstone
08-25-2005, 10:27 AM
I always say Bigger is Better!!!! :D
Are you referring to YO AZZZZZ? Cuz that thing is wider than my driveway!!! YEEEEEOWWWWW!!! :D :D :D :D :jawdrop:

Jbb
08-25-2005, 10:28 AM
curtains..
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Miss Perfect
08-25-2005, 10:29 AM
Are you referring to YO AZZZZZ? Cuz that thing is wider than my driveway!!! YEEEEEOWWWWW!!! :D :D :D :D :jawdrop:
You did it now sh!thead! :boxingguy

atomickitn
08-25-2005, 10:30 AM
as im sitting hear LMAO, and still LOL, im thinking shove that thing up tombstones , azz , so far up that it makes him gag, then let go .... he he he he you go hooli :D

hoolign
08-25-2005, 10:31 AM
Are you referring to YO AZZZZZ? Cuz that thing is wider than my driveway!!! YEEEEEOWWWWW!!! :D :D :D :D :jawdrop:
You dont have a driveway... thats a trail beaten by the neighborhood circle jerk team that practices at your tent

pixilatedpussy
08-25-2005, 10:31 AM
Are you referring to YO AZZZZZ? Cuz that thing is wider than my driveway!!! YEEEEEOWWWWW!!! :D :D :D :D :jawdrop:
Oh ok...It is so ONnow you F*CKER! :burningm:

LAFD
08-25-2005, 10:31 AM
this turned wrong really quick...

atomickitn
08-25-2005, 10:32 AM
Are you referring to YO AZZZZZ? Cuz that thing is wider than my driveway!!! YEEEEEOWWWWW!!! :D :D :D :D :jawdrop:
I do belive that you just crossed the line,,, say good bye! your done.... :mad: :burningm:

hoolign
08-25-2005, 10:33 AM
as im sitting hear LMAO, and still LOL, im thinking shove that thing up tombstones , azz , so far up that it makes him gag, then let go .... he he he he you go hooli :D
might as well drop it in a bucket :D

Vada
08-25-2005, 10:35 AM
Looks like your in trouble Hooli

hoolign
08-25-2005, 10:40 AM
this turned wrong really quick...
Actually ..it started wrong :D but that cocksucker took my perfectly good thread and turned it into a bashing thread...he's nuthing but a waste of fuc(king bandwidth with not a lick of common sence between those inbred ears.

ROZ
08-25-2005, 10:48 AM
2 words... Mouse pad
You can always get a new one from your IT department... I do :D

Kim Hanson
08-25-2005, 10:48 AM
Hi HOOLI!!!! You could always use YO MOUTH :supp: :supp: :idea:
I thought you are the cock holster .......( . )( . )...this is you right :confused: :D
http://www2.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/72cockholster.jpg

Kim Hanson
08-25-2005, 10:50 AM
Are you referring to YO AZZZZZ? Cuz that thing is wider than my driveway!!! YEEEEEOWWWWW!!! :D :D :D :D :jawdrop:
Go look in the mirror at your mouth...........( . )( . ).......you win... :idea:

PalapaHead
08-25-2005, 11:10 AM
Oh ok...It is so ONnow you F*CKER! :burningm:
I used to have this ex, who always had to have the LAST WORD. Of course, I always had something to say in response. Especially when it was in response to sumpin sh*tty. But, as hard as it was, I quit replying to emails, txt msg’s and everytime she rang my cell, I would answer it then hang up immediately so she couldn’t leave a vm. After a short while, it wasn’t ‘fun’ for her to F*CK w me no-mo. Just some food for thought.....

Vada
08-25-2005, 11:12 AM
Hey!!! I like a good soap opera! :rollside:

pixilatedpussy
08-25-2005, 11:12 AM
Hooli & Karl like my AZZ!!! So does Mrs Racer.....NO ONE LIKES A LITTLE AZZ!!! :p

PalapaHead
08-25-2005, 11:15 AM
Hooli & Karl like my AZZ!!! So does Mrs Racer.....NO ONE LIKES A LITTLE AZZ!!! :p
:2purples: VIOLA!!!!!

atomickitn
08-25-2005, 11:18 AM
Hooli & Karl like my AZZ!!! So does Mrs Racer.....NO ONE LIKES A LITTLE AZZ!!! :p
honey i think WE all like your azz.................... IT's NICE, NICE,,, baby :wink:

Tombstone
08-25-2005, 11:22 AM
honey i think WE all like your azz.................... IT's NICE, NICE,,, baby :wink:
Naaa, I may not have a driveway. But I gots me a corn field and that AZZ is wider than it is long!!!!! :crossx: :crossx: Danger.Danger. Will Robenson :220v: :220v:

atomickitn
08-25-2005, 11:26 AM
ok ass wipe! sooo if you ve got the balls ! show us all a pic of you'r funkin ugly mug....................... bitch! :devil:

azgfboatgirl
08-25-2005, 11:29 AM
ok ass wipe! sooo if you ve got the balls ! show us all a pic of you'r funkin ugly mug....................... bitch! :devil:
I bet his mug and his AZZ look the same :yuk:

atomickitn
08-25-2005, 11:31 AM
he prob cant find his mug because its too far up his azz :confused:

hoolign
08-25-2005, 11:49 AM
Hooli & Karl like my AZZ!!! So does Mrs Racer.....NO ONE LIKES A LITTLE AZZ!!! :p
Yeah!!! :burningm: :burningm: That's our ass!!! And when someone insults "our" ass we get pissed off! :burningm: Karl ..I forgot which days I get "our" ass??? thursdays and saturdays are good for me :D I luvs me sum Pixilated azz :D :D

bocco
08-25-2005, 11:49 AM
this turned wrong really quick...
No. It was just wrong from the very first post.

Mrs.Racer277
08-25-2005, 11:52 AM
Are you referring to YO AZZZZZ? Cuz that thing is wider than my driveway!!! YEEEEEOWWWWW!!! :D :D :D :D :jawdrop:
WTF!!! :mad: This is your way of being nice and making new friends?? Why don't you stop hiding behind you double screen name puss?! :crossx:

Tom Brown
08-25-2005, 12:02 PM
WTF!!! :mad: This is your way of being nice and making new friends?? Why don't you stop hiding behind you double screen name puss?! :crossx:
Now that is one sexy assed post. :cool:

liquidasset
08-25-2005, 12:03 PM
Man this thread got ugly really quick :hammerhea
Can't we all just get along :notam:

Kim Hanson
08-25-2005, 12:04 PM
WTF!!! :mad: This is your way of being nice and making new friends?? Why don't you stop hiding behind you double screen name puss?! :crossx:
Just look at the name girl..........( . )( . )........... :idea:

Mrs.Racer277
08-25-2005, 12:11 PM
Now that is one sexy assed post. :cool:
Sorry Tom! :wink: This guy just does not play well with others. :devil:

Wicked Game
08-25-2005, 12:16 PM
It might be waaaayyyy to late to bring this back to the subject, but I heard it works great as furniture polish. Let er fly!! Well I tried :notam:

PalapaHead
08-25-2005, 12:30 PM
Pixilated .... would you like to borrow my little friend???
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/11650Barrett.jpg
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

hoolign
08-25-2005, 12:33 PM
Pixilated .... would you like to borrow my little friend???
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/11650Barrett.jpg
:D :D :D :D :D :D
Holy shit man...if you gots cockroaches in your house that you need that....MOVE :jawdrop: :jawdrop:

pixilatedpussy
08-25-2005, 12:37 PM
Pixilated .... would you like to borrow my little friend???
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/11650Barrett.jpg
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Yes...but is it big enough??? :messedup:

pixilatedpussy
08-25-2005, 12:38 PM
Naaa, I may not have a driveway. But I gots me a corn field and that AZZ is wider than it is long!!!!! :crossx: :crossx: Danger.Danger. Will Robenson :220v: :220v:
Oh hunney..you could not handle this ass!! ;)

Miss Perfect
08-25-2005, 12:38 PM
Note to self.... don't F with Palapahead :D

Wonderboy
08-25-2005, 12:41 PM
WTF!!! :mad: This is your way of being nice and making new friends?? Why don't you stop hiding behind you double screen name puss?! :crossx:
It's pretty obvious it's all the same person. Harley Davidson, Reekojerk, Tombstone, and there was another one that started with a J but I forgot what it was. Miss P should know.

hoolign
08-25-2005, 12:42 PM
It's pretty obvious it's all the same person. Harley Davidson, Reekojerk, Tombstone, and there was another one that started with a J but I forgot what it was. Miss P should know.
"Jonderboy" ????

pixilatedpussy
08-25-2005, 12:43 PM
It's pretty obvious it's all the same person. Harley Davidson, Reekojerk, Tombstone, and there was another one that started with a J but I forgot what it was. Miss P should know.
Oh yah!! This guy needs to get laid! He obviously hasn't been in a long time...if ever....thats why he doesn't know good ass when he sees it! :p

Miss Perfect
08-25-2005, 12:43 PM
It's pretty obvious it's all the same person. Harley Davidson, Reekojerk, Tombstone, and there was another one that started with a J but I forgot what it was. Miss P should know.
It's Jinga and I think Jinga is back, but as a girl this time...... Hmmmm

Wonderboy
08-25-2005, 12:44 PM
"Jonderboy" ????
:confused:

Wonderboy
08-25-2005, 12:45 PM
It's Jinga and I think Jinga is back, but as a girl this time...... Hmmmm
That's it! Jinga! It's funny how all of them have issues with putting together a sentence and with spelling.

Miss Perfect
08-25-2005, 12:45 PM
"Jonderboy" ????
ReekoWonder ?? :D

Wonderboy
08-25-2005, 12:45 PM
ReekoWonder ?? :D
That's not funny! I can deal with wonderbuns but not that.

hoolign
08-25-2005, 12:46 PM
ReekoWonder ?? :D
Jingderboy???

Miss Perfect
08-25-2005, 12:47 PM
That's not funny! I can deal with wonderbuns but not that.
Come on, it's funny. You know it. You had to laugh a lil bit?

Miss Perfect
08-25-2005, 12:48 PM
Jingderboy???
Mr. Wonder Davidson ??

Wonderboy
08-25-2005, 12:49 PM
Come on, it's funny. You know it. You had to laugh a lil bit?
Nope! And I know Hooli's thinking long and harda bout this. So I'm sure he'll be coming up with something. I think he should finish rubbing one out instead.

hoolign
08-25-2005, 12:49 PM
Mr. Wonder Davidson ??
tombboy?? wonderstone??

Wonderboy
08-25-2005, 12:51 PM
tombboy?? wonderstone??
:mad: :mad: :mad:

atomickitn
08-25-2005, 12:54 PM
sooo hooli did you get one rubbed out or what ! i know that you were soo rudely interrupted by are bud, tonbstone :devil:

hoolign
08-25-2005, 12:54 PM
:mad: :mad: :mad:
mad huh? :D

Miss Perfect
08-25-2005, 12:55 PM
:mad: :mad: :mad:
:D

hoolign
08-25-2005, 12:55 PM
sooo hooli did you get one rubbed out or what ! i know that you were soo rudely interrupted by are bud, tonbstone :devil:
Christ ...I'm still pinching it off :notam:

Wonderboy
08-25-2005, 12:57 PM
mad huh? :D
That was kind of funny, I guess :rolleyes:

atomickitn
08-25-2005, 12:58 PM
Christ ...I'm still pinching it off :notam:
rollin ! lmao... let it go man! let it go! :)

PalapaHead
08-25-2005, 01:00 PM
Yes...but is it big enough??? :messedup:
Ummm, watch the training video I found for you and then you decide if its big enough.... :skull: :skull: :skull:
Goto the page and click on 'Nasty Meds' link
Tombstone (http://www.grunt.com/scuttlebutt/marine-corps-bs/afghan1.asp)

hoolign
08-25-2005, 01:00 PM
rollin ! lmao... let it go man! let it go! :) :D
I put it in a
baggie and am mailing it to tubesbone :D : D

Miss Perfect
08-25-2005, 01:01 PM
That was kind of funny, I guess :rolleyes:
You know it was! :wink:

spectratoad
08-25-2005, 01:14 PM
this turned wrong really quick...
Didn't it start out wrong?!?!?!

moneypit
08-25-2005, 01:20 PM
Hooli & Karl like my AZZ!!! So does Mrs Racer.....NO ONE LIKES A LITTLE AZZ!!! :p
H hmmm. I like little ones.

Tombstone
08-25-2005, 01:30 PM
Ok children. Im back from my :sleeping: :sleeping: . What'd I miss? Surely not PP's AZZ cuz 'member, that thing is az BIG as a Corn Patch!!!! YeeHaw!!!
:D :hammer2: :D :hammer2: :D :hammer2: :D :hammer2:

dicudmore
08-25-2005, 01:35 PM
Ok children. Im back from my :sleeping: :sleeping: . What'd I miss? Surely not PP's AZZ cuz 'member, that thing is az BIG as a Corn Patch!!!! YeeHaw!!!
:D :hammer2: :D :hammer2: :D :hammer2: :D :hammer2:
you just don't know when to say when do ya?

hoolign
08-25-2005, 01:37 PM
wellI just finished givin it to my sister..sorry I'm so late ..Dad had to finish up first :sleeping: :sleeping: Oh gotta run my uncle is done with my brother back in a bit YeeHaw!!! COMMIN BROTHER
:D :hammer2: :D :hammer2: :D
JESUS CHRIST MAN.. You are a freak :jawdrop: :jawdrop:

BarryMac
08-25-2005, 01:38 PM
Ignore TomsBone, maybe he will simply go away like all the rest of the douche bags before him...

topless
08-25-2005, 01:39 PM
Ok children. Im back from my :sleeping: :sleeping: . What'd I miss? Surely not PP's AZZ cuz 'member, that thing is az BIG as a Corn Patch!!!! YeeHaw!!!
:D :hammer2: :D :hammer2: :D :hammer2:Another quality post from the peanut gallery. :rolleyes:

Tombstone
08-25-2005, 01:52 PM
Am I still on your Christmas lists'??? PLEASE!!!!?????
:messedup: :p ;) :idea:

WYRD
08-25-2005, 01:53 PM
Am I still on your Christmas lists'??? PLEASE!!!!?????
:messedup: :p ;) :idea:
Whats with all the HATE :confused:

hoolign
08-25-2005, 01:55 PM
Whats with all the HATE :confused:
none of your goddamn buisness :D

WYRD
08-25-2005, 01:57 PM
none of your goddamn buisness :D
Cantards do not get to have a say :hammerhea :wink:

Tombstone
08-25-2005, 01:57 PM
Whats with all the HATE :confused:
I hate no-one. Everybody wants to bury me in a dirt hole. Is this how you treat new peoples? :cry: :cry: :cry:
Dont make Tombstone cross.
:boxingguy :boxingguy :boxingguy

BarryMac
08-25-2005, 01:59 PM
I hate no-one. Everybody wants to bury me in a dirt hole. Is this how you treat new peoples? :cry: :cry: :cry:
Dont make Tombstone cross.
:boxingguy :boxingguy :boxingguy
DOUCHEBAG...

Tombstone
08-25-2005, 02:00 PM
DOUCHEBAG...
You can spell. Wow. Can you read?
EAT A FAT D :jawdrop: CK!!!!!!

BarryMac
08-25-2005, 02:03 PM
You can spell. Wow. Can you read?
I'M A FAT D :jawdrop: CKHEAD!!!!!!
Yeap I can, can you??? DOUCHEBAG!!!

Mrs.charitycase
08-25-2005, 02:04 PM
GEEZ. This thread took a turn. Bet it went limp by the say......... 4th post. So you didn't need the towel afterall.

WYRD
08-25-2005, 02:05 PM
I hate no-one. Everybody wants to bury me in a dirt hole. Is this how you treat new peoples? :cry: :cry: :cry:
Dont make Tombstone cross.
:boxingguy :boxingguy :boxingguy
I might not be the sharpest tool in the shed but the way I see it you are the one making waves in here, why not just blend in and have decent conversation :confused:

Mrs.charitycase
08-25-2005, 02:06 PM
I might not be the sharpest tool in the shed but the way I see it you are the one making waves in here, why not just blend in and have decent conversation :confused:
Blend in? His name is DEATH.

WYRD
08-25-2005, 02:09 PM
Blend in? His name is DEATH.
Technically his name stands for remembrance not death

Mrs.charitycase
08-25-2005, 02:21 PM
Technically his name stands for remembrance not death
WOW!!! I didn't knowyou could be technical. LMAO!!
Alright damnit. You're right.

WYRD
08-25-2005, 02:22 PM
WOW!!! I didn't knowyou could be technical. LMAO!!
Alright damnit. You're right.
But I agree he is still a D!ck;) ;) ;)

hoolign
08-25-2005, 02:25 PM
Cantards do not get to have a say :hammerhea :wink:
Cantards...we sold you Ameritards celine dion... whos the tard now :D :D

WYRD
08-25-2005, 02:26 PM
Cantards...we sold you Ameritards celine dion... whos the tard now :D :D
Sheit!! I guess you have me there :idea: :D

Mrs.Racer277
08-25-2005, 02:26 PM
Cantards...we sold you Ameritards celine dion... whos the tard now :D :D
Please take her back. :wink:

hoolign
08-25-2005, 02:28 PM
GEEZ. This thread took a turn. Bet it went limp by the say......... 4th post. So you didn't need the towel afterall.
Almost ..then i saw your siggy pics :D

Mrs.charitycase
08-25-2005, 02:29 PM
Please take her back. :wink:
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mrs.charitycase
08-25-2005, 02:30 PM
Almost ..then i saw your siggy pics :D
WOW!... Well then this thread didn't go too far down hill!! ..LOL... What'da ya use?? Or do I wanna know?

hoolign
08-25-2005, 02:33 PM
WOW!... Well then this thread didn't go too far down hill!! ..LOL... What'da ya use?? Or do I wanna know?
No you probably dont..the shit is everywhere.... :notam:

JB in so cal
08-25-2005, 02:35 PM
No you probably dont..the shit is everywhere.... :notam:
"Man Gravy spill on isle 6"

topless
08-25-2005, 02:43 PM
"Man Gravy spill on isle 6"He bagged it and it's ready to be shipped.

hoolign
08-25-2005, 02:45 PM
Please take her back. :wink:
All sales are final!
:boxed:

Mrs.Racer277
08-25-2005, 02:45 PM
All sales are final!
:boxed:
Ugh! Great. ;)

hoolign
08-25-2005, 03:00 PM
Ugh! Great. ;)
Well.... we may be able to make an exception ..you give us a Pixilated, Charitycase, Perfect, topless and you make an appearance..and we'll send her to France ..thats the only deal we'll make!

Mrs.Racer277
08-25-2005, 03:01 PM
Well.... we may be able to make an exception ..you give us a Pixilated, Charitycase, Perfect, topless and you make an appearance..and we'll send her to France ..thats the only deal we'll make!
LMAO! You drive a hard bargin Hooli but, I am sure I can arrange something for you. :rolleyes: :D

MR HARLEY
08-25-2005, 03:04 PM
LMAO! You drive a hard bargin Hooli but, I am sure I can arrange something for you. :rolleyes: :D
I gotta see this :cool:

topless
08-25-2005, 03:15 PM
LMAO! You drive a hard bargin Hooli but, I am sure I can arrange something for you. :rolleyes: :DAre you trying to get rid of me? :jawdrop: :confused:

SummitKarl
08-25-2005, 03:18 PM
see austin powers for help with this delima
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hoolign
08-25-2005, 03:18 PM
Are you trying to get rid of me? :jawdrop: :confused:
I hope your in good shape cause i'm gonna ride you like a stolen horse!! :D

Blown 472
08-25-2005, 03:21 PM
Hooli & Karl like my AZZ!!! So does Mrs Racer.....NO ONE LIKES A LITTLE AZZ!!! :p
I'd like to wear it for a hat.

topless
08-25-2005, 03:22 PM
I hope your in good shape cause i'm gonna ride you like a stolen horse!! :D
And I'll ride you like a giraffe. :D

hoolign
08-25-2005, 03:32 PM
And I'll ride you like a giraffe. :D
We'll call it "zoofest 2005" :D

pixilatedpussy
08-25-2005, 04:00 PM
I'd like to wear it for a hat.
Thankyou sweets!!! :D

Mrs.charitycase
08-25-2005, 04:35 PM
And I'll ride you like a giraffe. :D
She wants me.

pixilatedpussy
08-25-2005, 04:36 PM
She wants me.
But dont we all??? :p

Miss Perfect
08-25-2005, 04:37 PM
But dont we all??? :p
Yes we do ;)

Blown 472
08-25-2005, 04:37 PM
But dont we all??? :p
So you would like do her???????????????????

pixilatedpussy
08-25-2005, 04:39 PM
MAYBE??? She looks like she could be fun! Look at her tongue! :eek: :wink:

Mrs.charitycase
08-25-2005, 04:39 PM
But dont we all??? :p
WOW!!! Now we're talkin.