JustMVG
08-26-2005, 10:41 PM
Don't know if this is a "true" story but i found it funny
> >> UNDERWEAR IS IMPORTANT!!
>> Listen up! If you don't laugh out loud at this one, call the morgue and
>> reserve a tray, because you are dead. Always wear clean underwear in public,
>> especially when working under your vehicle. From the Northwest Florida Daily
>> News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Walmart,
>> only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife
>> to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife
>> returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer
>> inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although
>> the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into
>> glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped
>> forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into
>> place. On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself
>> staring at her husband who was standing idly by. The mechanic, however, had
>> to have three stitches in his forehead.
> >> UNDERWEAR IS IMPORTANT!!
>> Listen up! If you don't laugh out loud at this one, call the morgue and
>> reserve a tray, because you are dead. Always wear clean underwear in public,
>> especially when working under your vehicle. From the Northwest Florida Daily
>> News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Walmart,
>> only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife
>> to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife
>> returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer
>> inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although
>> the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into
>> glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped
>> forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into
>> place. On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself
>> staring at her husband who was standing idly by. The mechanic, however, had
>> to have three stitches in his forehead.