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Jordy
08-31-2005, 10:19 AM
FREE BEER
An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scot were sitting in a bar. The view was fantastic, the beer excellent, and the food exceptional.
"Y'know" said the Scot, "I still prefer the pubs back home. Why in Glasgow there's a little bar called McTavish's where the owner will buy your 5th drink after you buy 4."
"Well" said the Englishman, "at my local, the Red Lion, the barman there will buy your 3rd drink after you buy the first 2."
"Ahhh that's nothing" said the Irishman. "Back home in Dublin there's Ryan's bar. Now the moment you set foot in the place they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like. Then when you've had enough they'll take you upstairs and see that you get laid. All on the house."
The Englishman and the Scot immediately pour scorn on the Irishman's claims. He swears every word is true.
"Well" said the Englishman, "did this actually happen to you?"
"No, not me personally," said the Irishman. "But it did happen to me sister."
:D :D :D

76ANTHONY
08-31-2005, 10:24 AM
ok, i thought there would be about 900 replys to this thread. free beer, huh i was on my way :cry:

Vada
08-31-2005, 10:25 AM
I like Free Beer! :D

Mrs. 4-B
08-31-2005, 10:26 AM
Lol :d

Jordy
08-31-2005, 10:30 AM
ok, i thought there would be about 900 replys to this thread. free beer, huh i was on my way :cry:
I just posted it. Give it sometime. I'm sure RD will hit it more than a few dozen times alone. :D :D :D

*!Ken's Wife!*
08-31-2005, 10:36 AM
Jordy! You're a dorkwad!!!!
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y275/BarbieDollQtPi/DorkWadBunny.jpg

Jordy
08-31-2005, 10:38 AM
Jordy! You're a dorkwad!!!!
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y275/BarbieDollQtPi/DorkWadBunny.jpg
Wow, that's a compliment coming from the QUEEN of the Dorkwads. You still love me and lust after me though, so I'm ok with that. ;)

*!Ken's Wife!*
08-31-2005, 10:39 AM
Wow, that's a compliment coming from the QUEEN of the Dorkwads. You still love me and lust after me though, so I'm ok with that. ;)
And I'm stalking you, so thats just super for you huh? *ROLLS EYES* Yup you caught me I want you I need you oh baby oh baby!!!http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y275/BarbieDollQtPi/thinkingofyou.gif

Flashover
08-31-2005, 10:52 AM
Im getting a sign for the fridge's at my bar that say (FREE BEER TOMARROW) It will confuse the stupid ones for a minute and then i will give them a beer anyway.... :crossx: :crossx: :crossx:

Mardonzi
08-31-2005, 11:00 AM
Bumper Sticker I have over the tap on my Kegerator says "The Liver is Evil, It Must Be Punished".... Free beer is always appreciated,,,
Jordy,, good one...

Jordy
08-31-2005, 11:02 AM
I'm stalking you. I want you I need you oh baby oh baby!!!http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y275/BarbieDollQtPi/thinkingofyou.gif
I know. :D

*!Ken's Wife!*
08-31-2005, 11:11 AM
I know. :D
Oh sure put words in my mouth!!! A$$

Jordy
08-31-2005, 11:14 AM
Oh sure put words in my mouth!!! A$$
Actually, if you want to get technical, those are your words. I didn't add any, or even rearrange them for that matter. Now I might have taken some words out of your mouth, but they were just in the way Dorkwad. :D :D :D

*!Ken's Wife!*
08-31-2005, 11:47 AM
Actually, if you want to get technical, those are your words. I didn't add any, or even rearrange them for that matter. Now I might have taken some words out of your mouth, but they were just in the way Dorkwad. :D :D :D
Whatever DORKWAD!!! :eat:

Danhercules
08-31-2005, 11:51 AM
Free beer, Another Hooters night? :D

WYRD
08-31-2005, 11:51 AM
Guess that makes me chop liver.........................looking on the bright side I get alot more closet space :idea:

*!Ken's Wife!*
08-31-2005, 11:54 AM
Guess that makes me chop liver.........................looking on the bright side I get alot more closet space :idea:
Oh stop it!!!!! You are soooo touchy today!!! *KISSES*
If thats what you want thats okay too though babe!! I'll sell a couple pairs of shoes

Jordy
08-31-2005, 11:56 AM
Free beer, Another Hooters night? :D
As long as it's back to school night, I'm good with it. :D :D :D
Hell, who am I kidding. As long as Jen and Stephanie are working I'm good with it. I'll get 'em both on the boat. Just wait. ;) :D

Nord
08-31-2005, 11:57 AM
Nice Joke!
Where you gonna be this weekend Jordy?

cxr133
08-31-2005, 12:32 PM
yeah.... my x gf knew of a bar like this......
and she wasnt irish
LOL