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Blown 472
09-01-2005, 04:08 PM
http://ninjapants.org/files/i_dont_fancy_yours_much.jpg
Sleek-Jet
09-01-2005, 04:09 PM
Woof.... :yuk:
Mrs.Racer277
09-01-2005, 04:12 PM
You really need help! :yuk: :yuk:
cc322
09-01-2005, 04:15 PM
That's just wrong :wink:
Jyruiz
09-01-2005, 05:23 PM
There is something wrong with that woman, and maybe even you. :D
HighRoller
09-01-2005, 05:34 PM
Those were both of the guests that came to Blown's Counterpunch.org party. At least he didn't have to pay the dog to show up.
River918
09-01-2005, 05:38 PM
DISTURBING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!! :sqeyes: :sqeyes: :sqeyes: :sqeyes: :sqeyes: :sqeyes: :sqeyes: :sqeyes: :sqeyes: :sqeyes:
CA Stu
09-01-2005, 05:39 PM
Dibs on the one on the right!
76ANTHONY
09-01-2005, 05:41 PM
ahhhhhhh wtf, man you are wrong, so wrong :D :idea:
Mrs. HOOTER SLED
09-01-2005, 05:44 PM
Ok ???
HighRoller
09-01-2005, 05:53 PM
Dibs on the one on the right!
Is that our right, or their right?????
CA Stu
09-01-2005, 06:02 PM
Is that our right, or their right?????
Do I look like Frenchie?
HighRoller
09-01-2005, 06:23 PM
Wait, he has to get pumped up and oiled down first then hit the perfect pose behind the poodle. BTW, is that a "French" poodle?
Boozer
09-01-2005, 06:53 PM
Do I look like Frenchie?
Do you f*ck dogs or fat chicks?
Either way you're going to fall victim to some serious sh*t talking.
Boozer
09-01-2005, 06:54 PM
http://ninjapants.org/files/i_dont_fancy_yours_much.jpg
Which one did you eat first?
HighRoller
09-01-2005, 07:00 PM
She's not fat... she's big boned. If he was Frenchie, he would photo chop it so the dog was behind her.
Boozer
09-01-2005, 07:02 PM
She's not fat... she's big boned. If he was Frenchie, he would photo chop it so the dog was behind her.
So you do fat chicks too?
HighRoller
09-01-2005, 07:04 PM
Fat chicks try harder... :p
Boozer
09-01-2005, 07:07 PM
Fat chicks try harder... :p
Nice EXCUSE
HighRoller
09-01-2005, 07:17 PM
You're right. A tatted up skinny skank with plastic tits is much better. I forgot you guys were in Cali, where chubby girls are against the law :D Just remember to strap a 2X4 on your ass before bangin that beanpole cuz everyone else likes skinny chicks too and has been there already :sqeyes:
Boozer
09-01-2005, 07:20 PM
You're right. A tatted up skinny skank with plastic tits is much better. I forgot you guys were in Cali, where chubby girls are against the law :D Just remember to strap a 2X4 on your ass before bangin that beanpole cuz everyone else likes skinny chicks too and has been there already :sqeyes:
Nobody said anything about tits, tats, or beanpoles. How bout fit, flexible, and natural. Big tits aren't everything but they are definitely something..
Blown 472
09-01-2005, 07:27 PM
Highroller is an angry fat chick.
Boozer
09-01-2005, 07:28 PM
Highroller is an angry fat chick.
does that mean you'd eat him too? :eek:
Blown 472
09-01-2005, 07:29 PM
does that mean you'd beat him too? :eek:
With the biggest stick I could find.
Boozer
09-01-2005, 07:32 PM
With the biggest stick I could find.
According to Topless this could take a while. :2purples:
HighRoller
09-01-2005, 07:36 PM
Highroller is an angry fat chick.
Oohhh. Ouch. Did you download that comeback from countersuck.org or did your brain actually work for a few seconds between bong hits? Leave us alone and get back to cybering with Cindy Sheehan.
Blown 472
09-01-2005, 07:37 PM
Oohhh. Ouch. Did you download that comeback from countersuck.org or did your brain actually work for a few seconds between bong hits? Leave us alone and get back to cybering with Cindy Sheehan.
Who? oh yeah forgot you have to practice your goose step for when g dubya comes to town, or is that your suck and swallow move???
Boozer
09-01-2005, 07:38 PM
Just out of curiousity, do either of you Lathario's have girlfriends? :D
Only when you're out of town.
Boozer
09-01-2005, 07:42 PM
Well, I'm never out of town without my wife.
I never said you were... :rolleyes:
HighRoller
09-01-2005, 07:50 PM
Who? oh yeah forgot you have to practice your goose step for when g dubya comes to town, or is that your suck and swallow move???
Ha ha, good one. I think GW is a pussy. He should tell the world to F off and unleash our troops to destroy every last terrorist in Iraq with impunity. That way they'd be home sooner so they can go start shooting scumbag wetbacks on the border. But being the politician he is, he's selling the American dream to finance the Mexican vote. Regardless, he's still better than any of the dumbocrap candidates. Could you imagine Al Gore as President during 9-11? John Kerry trying to tour the hurricane zone? No 5 star hotels are left so he and Theresa Heinz wouldn't be caught within 500 miles.
HighRoller
09-01-2005, 07:52 PM
Ok, I guess I'll just let you guys get back to arguing about fat chicks. Don't roll your eyes at me homo.
You're like that guy from "Stripes"... Any of you....HOMOS.. try and touch me? I'll kill you!
Boozer
09-01-2005, 07:57 PM
Read what Boozer posted and tell me it didn't sound like he was saying my wife was his girlfriend when I was out of town. I make a little joke and he's rolling his eyes at me like I'm a freakin' nutjob. I don't get it.
It's the internet so it must be true??
:confused: :confused:
Throttle
09-01-2005, 08:00 PM
funny stuff here guys... lol!
MudPumper
09-01-2005, 08:05 PM
That's about the Fattest Dog I have ever seen..........That poodle is pretty jacked up too.
Boozer
09-01-2005, 08:07 PM
Dude, are you drinking?
Would I have bought a Bayliner if I wasn't?
HCS
09-01-2005, 08:09 PM
I see nothing wrong with the chick. I'd give the dog a bone!!!
Boozer
09-01-2005, 08:09 PM
:D
I didn't even know you owned a Bayliner.
Apparently you didn't know I drank either... :messedup:
Boozer
09-01-2005, 08:13 PM
I'm sure I knew you drank, I guess I didn't know you were DWP. :D
DWP? I probably shouldn't ask but curiosity kills the cat EVERY time.
HCS
09-01-2005, 08:19 PM
Anyone that buy's a Bayliner either drinks beer, smokes dope or does pink dogs. :D
Boozer
09-01-2005, 08:22 PM
Anyone that buy's a Bayliner either drinks beer, smokes dope or does pink dogs. :D
I don't smoke dope, and don't do pink dogs. They said if I met that criteria I'd be qualified to own a ski boat. :jawdrop:
HCS
09-01-2005, 08:32 PM
I don't smoke dope, and don't do pink dogs. They said if I met that criteria I'd be qualified to own a ski boat. :jawdrop:
Doesn't take much to qualify for a ski boat these days. I'm pretty sure you just need to be a squid. :idea:
HighRoller
09-01-2005, 08:39 PM
Doesn't take much to qualify for a ski boat these days. I pretty sure you just need to be a squid. :idea:
You just need to be a bad driver. After all, that's why those ski boats come with roll bars, right?
Mrs.Racer277
09-01-2005, 08:50 PM
I'm sure I knew you drank, I guess I didn't know you were DWP. :D
DWP???? :confused:
Jordy
09-01-2005, 08:52 PM
Read what Boozer posted and tell me it didn't sound like he was saying my wife was his girlfriend when I was out of town.
I thought Boozer was gay. :eek: :cool: :D
78Eliminator
09-01-2005, 08:53 PM
That fat chick gives me wood.
HCS
09-01-2005, 09:22 PM
That fat chick gives me wood.
That's what I was thinkin! Something about that pink shit.
Mrs.Racer277
09-01-2005, 09:23 PM
DWP???? :confused:
What the heck is DWP??????????????
HCS
09-01-2005, 09:24 PM
What the heck is DWP??????????????
Dumb Woop Pussy. I guess. :D
Miss Perfect
09-01-2005, 09:26 PM
Dumb Woop Pussy. I guess. :D
Down with phatties?
HighRoller
09-01-2005, 09:27 PM
What the heck is DWP??????????????
It's what all the wiggers in wakeboard boats do....
DRIVING WHILE PHAT, YO
Mrs.Racer277
09-01-2005, 09:29 PM
It's what all the wiggers in wakeboard boats do....
DRIVING WHILE PHAT, YO
Seriously??? :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
Glad I asked :rolleyes: :wink:
HCS
09-01-2005, 09:29 PM
It's what all the wiggers in wakeboard boats do....
DRIVING WHILE PHAT, YO
http://www2.***boat.com/ubb/icons/icon14.gif :D
Miss Perfect
09-01-2005, 11:03 PM
WOW...............you guys are harsh!!! I'm going back to the jet threads. :messedup:
Squid out!!!
GET OUT!!!
Haha... just kidding
CA Stu
09-01-2005, 11:11 PM
So, I'm guessing Boozer is loving the single life.
Good for you Boozer! :boxed:
I am more attracted to a smart woman (glasses are a plus) than whatever society deems to be "hot" at that particular moment.
I'd bang her like a broken screen door on a mobile home in a tornado.
Thanks
CA Stu
HighRoller
09-01-2005, 11:13 PM
I just received an email from KamaSutra.org. They said that due to popular demand, the sexual position known as "Doggie Style" will be known from now on as "Frenchie Style". Anyone else get this Email? I guess Hot Boat must be more popular than we imagined.
HM
09-01-2005, 11:38 PM
DWP - Dept. of Water and Power. This was joke aimed at boozers level of drinking.....get it?
It is a sad day when I have to explain shockwavebob's jokes. :D
Boozer
09-01-2005, 11:43 PM
DWP - Dept. of Water and Power. This was joke aimed at boozers level of drinking.....get it?
It is a sad day when I have to explain shockwavebob's jokes. :D
So explain to me how the department of water and power correlates to my level of drinking?
HighRoller
09-01-2005, 11:50 PM
She meant "Department of Whiskey and Piss".
HM
09-01-2005, 11:50 PM
So explain to me how the department of water and power correlates to my level of drinking?
Well, then, I guess you really are drinking!
It implies that you drink so much that people might mistake you for the DWP. Now, I know you are not drinking water, but it is just a reference that you drink so much that all beer flows through you like you are the equivelent to the DWP.
You know, explaining jokes really takes the edge off.
:squiggle:
Boozer
09-01-2005, 11:54 PM
You know, explaining jokes really takes the edge off.
:squiggle:
So how do you explain the Kool Aid phenomenon?
HM
09-01-2005, 11:55 PM
So how do you explain the Kool Aid phenomenon?
You put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up. Crisp and clean...no caffeine.
:) :)
HighRoller
09-01-2005, 11:56 PM
Explaining the Kool Aid phenomenon really makes people buy Eliminators.
One Eyed Jack
09-02-2005, 03:45 AM
http://ninjapants.org/files/i_dont_fancy_yours_much.jpg
my dog wouldnt do
either one
hes a face ffuker
Blown 472
09-02-2005, 04:42 AM
I wonder if the chick has 8 nipples???