An Open Apology to L.A.SkiBum

[***boateditor]

Dear L.A.SkiBum:
I would like to publicly apologize for my comments about you in the Sandbar forum earlier today. I deeply regret the cruel and inconsiderate barrage of off-color remarks I made about you, your sister and the boat she rowed in on. In particular, I would like to offer my humblest apologies with respect to listing the "Top Ten Ghastly Tragedies" I insensitively wished upon you and your family, including (but not limited to) being stung mercilessly by Africanized hornets. Please also excuse my tactless comparison of your 24-foot Cheetah to a vast, steaming mound of rhinoceros vomit. It was completely uncalled for, and I beg your forgiveness.
In addition, it is my very sincere wish that you will ignore the paragraph I composed about your good lady wife, Mrs. L.A.SkiBum, particularly the references to the low fees she charges clients for services that I now confess she does not perform in public alleyways. I was clearly upset and did not mean to insinuate that I have come across decomposed bodies that are less offensive than hers. Moreover, in no way did I mean to imply that any unseemly behavior exists between your wife, her beloved Boston terrier, and the San Diego Chargers.
It is my genuine hope that both you and your attorneys will consider this very public retraction of my statements sufficient enough to drop the legal charges, release the lien on my home, and allow me to remove the tracking device from my ankle. Thank you for your understanding, and have a pleasant day.

[HM]

Now that is my kind of appology. :cool:

[bunny 166]

Note to self....do not piss off Brett Bayne... :hammerhea

[HighRoller]

What got up ***boat's ass?

[Sleek26]

Dear L.A.SkiBum:
I would like to publicly apologize for my comments about you in the Sandbar forum earlier today. I deeply regret the cruel and inconsiderate barrage of off-color remarks I made about you, your sister and the boat she rowed in on. In particular, I would like to offer my humblest apologies with respect to listing the "Top Ten Ghastly Tragedies" I insensitively wished upon you and your family, including (but not limited to) being stung mercilessly by Africanized hornets. Please also excuse my tactless comparison of your 24-foot Cheetah to a vast, steaming mound of rhinoceros vomit. It was completely uncalled for, and I beg your forgiveness.
In addition, it is my very sincere wish that you will ignore the paragraph I composed about your good lady wife, Mrs. L.A.SkiBum, particularly the references to the low fees she charges clients for services that I now confess she does not perform in public alleyways. I was clearly upset and did not mean to insinuate that I have come across decomposed bodies that are less offensive than hers. Moreover, in no way did I mean to imply that any unseemly behavior exists between your wife, her beloved Boston terrier, and the San Diego Chargers.
It is my genuine hope that both you and your attorneys will consider this very public retraction of my statements sufficient enough to drop the legal charges, release the lien on my home, and allow me to remove the tracking device from my ankle. Thank you for your understanding, and have a pleasant day.
A gentleman and a scholar, and there are damned few of us left.

[***boateditor]

What got up ***boat's ass?
You leave my suppositories out of this!

[upsman105]

You leave my suppositories out of this!
Is that a Russian suppositorie..??
You know an innuendo :D :D

[HighRoller]

That's a French one. A russian suppository is called a bullet.

[lucky]

What got up ***boat's ass?
hot boat has an ass ??? :D

[BarryMac]

I feel an open letter to the editor of Hot Boat coming from the tips of my fingers, wonder if I will get a response or if it will be shuffled into the waste can??? :D

[MagicMtnDan]

He obviously writes for a living. The man knows how to write an offensive apology :D All those words and none of them misspelled! :cool:

[superdave013]

golf clap :cool:

[76ANTHONY]

hbeditor, brett, god whatever your real name is, whatever you do from yesterday on is forgivable, your the man :cool: after starting the women of hb thread. ahhhhh :D :D :rolleyes: oh and thanks for the pm :2purples:

[***boateditor]

hbeditor, brett, god whatever your real name is...
It's Brett, but I will also answer to god too, if you like. :p

[76ANTHONY]

yeah, thats why i put whatever, i didnt want you know who to say i used a plural or anything. YOU ARE THE MAN :D :D :eek: :cool:

[***boateditor]

I feel an open letter to the editor of Hot Boat coming from the tips of my fingers, wonder if I will get a response or if it will be shuffled into the waste can??? :D
Sir, I want to assure you that I respond to absolutely every PM and email I receive, except from you. :p

[JB in so cal]

HBeditor spends on here delay the arrival of my t-shirt? :rolleyes:

[76ANTHONY]

hey brett, how many pm's or emails did you get off the you know which thread, thread. are your eyes sore, do you need help sorting them, im a trooper i'll help, just with the pics :cool:

[76ANTHONY]

ok b hbeditor, how do i become hbeditor jr??? i can file your e-mails, resize your photo's, you know the hard things

[uvindex]

ok b hbeditor, how do i become hbeditor jr??? i can file your e-mails, resize your photo's, you know the hard thingsI think before you can become an editor , you're going to have to find and use your keyboard's "SHIFT" key. :)

[superdave013]

ok b hbeditor, how do i become hbeditor jr??? i can file your snail tracks, resize your beenie weenies, and take care of you know your hard things
:jawdrop:

[76ANTHONY]

ok you guys are right, i suck with a keyboard. i'll practice i promise. :D

[OGShocker]

Someone please post or PM me the link to the other thread. :chi: I hate being left in the dark when it comes to drama. :D

[BarryMac]

I hate being left in the dark when it comes to drama. :D
All you have too do is look at one of the other 10,000 threads, your sure to find some sort of Drama in any one of them... :D

[Jordy]

I think before you can become an editor , you're going to have to find and use your keyboard's "SHIFT" key. :)
Looks to me like he's already warming up the Junior Nutswinger position. Guess he's going to work his way up the ladder from there. :D :D :D

[Debbolas]

So.................Brett Bayne is God? :confused:

[SummitKarl]

WOW!! now that's some creative writing, Right there!!! :wink:
me thinks Hooligan has just met his match :D

[***boateditor]

hey brett, how many pm's or emails did you get off the you know which thread, thread. are your eyes sore, do you need help sorting them?
Ha! Nobody PM'd me. I think everybody got the joke. Well, everybody who took time to actually read it. It's just my tribute to the scores of "Open Apology" posts I've seen on Usenet over the years.

[***boateditor]

So.................Brett Bayne is God?
You might be suffering from dyslexia. I'm actually a golden retriever. :p

[Miss Perfect]

You might be suffering from dyslexia. I'm actually a golden retriever. :p
Ohhh boy. This thread will be barking faster then you can say Frenchie!

[76ANTHONY]

so your really not apoligizing :confused: :D :D :(

[WYRD]

Dear L.A.SkiBum:
I would like to publicly apologize for my comments about you in the Sandbar forum earlier today. I deeply regret the cruel and inconsiderate barrage of off-color remarks I made about you, your sister and the boat she rowed in on. In particular, I would like to offer my humblest apologies with respect to listing the "Top Ten Ghastly Tragedies" I insensitively wished upon you and your family, including (but not limited to) being stung mercilessly by Africanized hornets. Please also excuse my tactless comparison of your 24-foot Cheetah to a vast, steaming mound of rhinoceros vomit. It was completely uncalled for, and I beg your forgiveness.
In addition, it is my very sincere wish that you will ignore the paragraph I composed about your good lady wife, Mrs. L.A.SkiBum, particularly the references to the low fees she charges clients for services that I now confess she does not perform in public alleyways. I was clearly upset and did not mean to insinuate that I have come across decomposed bodies that are less offensive than hers. Moreover, in no way did I mean to imply that any unseemly behavior exists between your wife, her beloved Boston terrier, and the San Diego Chargers.
It is my genuine hope that both you and your attorneys will consider this very public retraction of my statements sufficient enough to drop the legal charges, release the lien on my home, and allow me to remove the tracking device from my ankle. Thank you for your understanding, and have a pleasant day.
Thought we needed a copy of this on the second page cause it is just "that damn good" :D

[atomickitn]

hummmm! :2purples:

[***boateditor]

when life hands you lemons ask for tequelia and salt.
"My dad always said, 'When somebody hands you a lemon, make lemonade.' And recently it occured to me, that also works as a metaphor."
-Emo Philips

[SummitKarl]

"My dad always said, 'When somebody hands you a lemon, make lemonade.' And recently it occured to me, that also works as a metaphor."
-Emo Philips
ahhh here we go..................the addiction is grabbing hold of you now.. :D
Brett go to www.onemodelplace.com and search for tallent #103451
if you want more PM me for the REAL GOOD ONES!!! :D :D
Karl

[76ANTHONY]

hey, mr hb editor i know your in here, wheres my job, you know JR