View Full Version : Home remedies.......
*!Ken's Wife!*
09-07-2005, 04:13 PM
AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES
>
> 1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic.
> Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto. The
> blockage will be almost instantly removed.
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> 2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by
> getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.
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> 3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the
> toilet seat by simply using the sink.
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> 4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut
> yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in
> your veins. Remember to use a timer.
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> 5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm
> clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep
> after you hit the snooze button.
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> 6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of
> laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.
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> 7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with
> a hammer and you will forget about t the toothache.
>
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> Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are:
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> You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape.
> If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40.
> If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
>
>
> Remember:
> Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
>
>
> Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom.
>
> If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You get
> another chance.
>
> And finally, be really nice to your family and friends; you never
> know when you might need them to empty your bedpan.
>
atomickitn
09-07-2005, 04:15 PM
LMAO :rollside: :rollside: :rollside: :rollside:
liquidasset
09-07-2005, 04:19 PM
Now that there is funny. :eek:
Mrs.Racer277
09-07-2005, 04:23 PM
Thanks sweetie I needed a laugh today. :) :)
OGShocker
09-07-2005, 05:58 PM
5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm
clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep
after you hit the snooze button.
:hammerhea :hammerhea :hammerhea
Mrs. HOOTER SLED
09-07-2005, 06:06 PM
That was too funny................ :D
Redneck
09-08-2005, 07:12 AM
ill have to remember those
Mrs. Bordsmnj
09-08-2005, 07:15 AM
LOL!!! Cute just like you ;)
76ANTHONY
09-08-2005, 07:53 AM
well the good news is im on time, the bad news is my finger hurts like hell :crossx:
Miss Perfect
09-08-2005, 08:08 AM
well the good news is im on time, the bad news is my finger hurts like hell :crossx:
:D
What did you do to his finger MP???
atomickitn
09-08-2005, 08:34 AM
What did you do to his finger MP???
it got stuck someplace that it should not have been! :D
Miss Perfect
09-08-2005, 08:35 AM
What did you do to his finger MP???
I needed someone to hold the vegetables while I chopped. Whoops!
That's happened to you a few times, hasn't it??? :rolleyes:
Miss Perfect
09-08-2005, 08:36 AM
it got stuck someplace that it should not have been! :D
Not funny.... well ok, maybe a little funny :D
atomickitn
09-08-2005, 08:38 AM
That's happened to you a few times, hasn't it??? :rolleyes:
the last time i was at your house!...... :cool:
atomickitn
09-08-2005, 08:39 AM
Not funny.... well ok, maybe a little funny :D
that i can see as funny ! my finger missing !!!well ok a lil funny! :messedup:
76ANTHONY
09-08-2005, 08:40 AM
I TRY TO BE FUNNY ABOUT THE ALARM CLOCK AND ALL OF THE SUDDEN IT HAS TO BE ABOUT MP, she wont let me hold her veggies, i tried :yuk:
Miss Perfect
09-08-2005, 08:42 AM
I TRY TO BE FUNNY ABOUT THE ALARM CLOCK AND ALL OF THE SUDDEN IT HAS TO BE ABOUT MP, she wont let me hold her veggies, i tried :yuk:
Well there's no need to be getting all angry and shiat. Blame Vada, it was her fault. Damn Canatards! :p
76ANTHONY
09-08-2005, 08:48 AM
yah know, this is confusing, who do i need to blame for the finger, the jello really has made my memory crappy :confused: :devil: :D
Well there's no need to be getting all angry and shiat. Blame Vada, it was her fault. Damn Canatards! :p
Blame Vada???????????????
what the hell did I do? So, I gotta a little tipsy on Friday. Who doesn't?
76ANTHONY
09-08-2005, 08:59 AM
ok you two, thats it, im coming to both of your houses bring jello of course. and kickin some ass :crossx: :crossx: :argue:
atomickitn
09-08-2005, 09:05 AM
ok you two, thats it, im coming to both of your houses bring jello of course. and kickin some ass :crossx: :crossx: :argue:
i think i'd be kissin some ass! :idea:
76ANTHONY
09-08-2005, 09:07 AM
kissin ass for what???????????? ah well.... xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx :D
you oughta start kissing my azz :D
atomickitn
09-08-2005, 09:13 AM
you oughta start kissing my azz :D
bring it on! :)
alrighty....i'm bending over....make it good :p
cxr133
09-08-2005, 09:16 AM
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atomickitn
09-08-2005, 09:17 AM
alrighty....i'm bending over....make it good :p
with or with out tounge? i like tounge!, just in case i get a lil tase of the pie! :p
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh............................. ...LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!
atomickitn
09-08-2005, 09:25 AM
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh............................. ...LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!
hummmmmmmmmmmm!!! either your not into that sort of thing(being the reciever) or your thinking of the wrong thing!!! :D
76ANTHONY
09-08-2005, 09:27 AM
there sure is alot of asskissin going on, i think we need pics :D :devil: :devil:
atomickitn
09-08-2005, 09:29 AM
the balls are in vada s court!!! :idea:
I'm 782 pounds and damn sexay!!!!!!!!!! :cool:
*!Ken's Wife!*
09-08-2005, 09:32 AM
THREAD JACKERS!!!!
LOL How is everyone this morning?
GOOD MORNIING!
I apoligize for everyone else's doings
76ANTHONY
09-08-2005, 09:34 AM
thread jackersssssss, yeah, and vada i got ten pounds on yah :D
*!Ken's Wife!*
09-08-2005, 09:36 AM
GOOD MORNIING!
I apoligize for everyone else's doings
I was just messin with you guys!! You're more than welcome to jack my threads anytime! *WINK*
atomickitn
09-08-2005, 09:36 AM
I'm 782 pounds and damn sexay!!!!!!!!!! :cool:
damm you skinny lil ho! :)
*!Ken's Wife!*
09-08-2005, 09:36 AM
thread jackersssssss, yeah, and vada i got ten pounds on yah :D
Oh yea? BRING IT!!! LOL I got a knuckle sandwhich waitin just for you!!!
atomickitn
09-08-2005, 09:37 AM
THREAD JACKERS!!!!
LOL How is everyone this morning?
dammmm! your honry! after getting 27.5 hrs of sleep arnt you? :)
hear that? I'm allowed to jack threads :eat:
*!Ken's Wife!*
09-08-2005, 09:39 AM
dammmm! your honry! after getting 27.5 hrs of sleep arnt you? :)
I was KIDDING!!! Dang who pissed in your wheaties this mornin? :yuk:
*!Ken's Wife!*
09-08-2005, 09:40 AM
hear that? I'm allowed to jack threads :eat:
Only mine though.....*WINK*
76ANTHONY
09-08-2005, 09:41 AM
dam im hungry too, can i get oil and vinegar on that sandwich???? :skull:
atomickitn
09-08-2005, 09:41 AM
hear that? I'm allowed to jack threads :eat:
iv'e got some thing for you to jack!!! :idea:
how about a little pickle juice with that oil?
76ANTHONY
09-08-2005, 09:43 AM
hey 5-4 isnt tall sweething
atomickitn
09-08-2005, 09:43 AM
I'm fairly tall
what ! about 5.2 ish ? :cool:
hey 5-4 isnt tall sweething
I'm 5'8 little honey.....and by the way....don't think your all cool now cause your past 800 posts :burningm:
76ANTHONY
09-08-2005, 09:46 AM
AND LET ME TELL YOU WHY, mp,vada, thats why :D
atomickitn
09-08-2005, 09:46 AM
[QUOTE=Vada]I'm 5'8 little honey.....and by the way.... think your all cool now uuuuuummmmmmm! i like em tall that way ican talk to them and not there tits! :D
and what's the matter with MP and myself????
:mad:
:wink:
Miss Perfect
09-08-2005, 09:50 AM
AND LET ME TELL YOU WHY, mp,vada, thats why :D
Why do you always have to bring my name into it? I'm just sitting here minding my own business! :D
76ANTHONY
09-08-2005, 09:51 AM
im just defending my honor. im an upstanding citizen ya know :devil:
Why do you always have to bring my name into it? I'm just sitting here minding my own business! :D
Minding your own business my arse... :D
You're the one that started this whole thing :devil:
Mrs.charitycase
09-08-2005, 09:52 AM
LMAO!!!
76ANTHONY
09-08-2005, 09:52 AM
hey for my 1000th post im having a get naked run through the sprinkler jello shooter party :crossx:
Well I'm glad someone is having fun :burningm:
:D :D :D
76ANTHONY
09-08-2005, 09:53 AM
wwwwwwwwwwwooooooooooohoooooooooooooooo, hey you mrscc :D
Miss Perfect
09-08-2005, 09:54 AM
wwwwwwwwwwwooooooooooohoooooooooooooooo, hey you mrscc :D
She has the perfect tounge for jello shooters! :devil:
Be careful Mrs. CC....76Anthony likes to peep in windows :p
76ANTHONY
09-08-2005, 09:57 AM
i do no such thing, address please, it helps :D
He peeps in my windows every Tuesday
Mrs.charitycase
09-08-2005, 09:59 AM
wwwwwwwwwwwooooooooooohoooooooooooooooo, hey you mrscc :D
Hi!
Mrs.charitycase
09-08-2005, 10:00 AM
Be careful Mrs. CC....76Anthony likes to peep in windows :p
LMAO!!!!
76ANTHONY
09-08-2005, 10:03 AM
TUESDAY, you must have another peeper, im friday and sunday :yuk:
uh oh....now i've got a Tuesday peeper I don't know about :2purples:
76ANTHONY
09-08-2005, 10:08 AM
twotimer :mad:
what are you getting mad at me for?
76ANTHONY
09-08-2005, 10:10 AM
because you just show your wears to anyone :mad:
because you just show your wears to anyone :mad:
I thought it was you though :umm:
76ANTHONY
09-08-2005, 10:16 AM
it might have been, the vodka's got my days all screwed up..... :wink:
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