OK i don't plan on going anywhere so who want's to get to know me

[Flashover]

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[76ANTHONY]

ok show pics of your wives..................

[atomickitn]

ummm be prepared for what your aboutto get your self in to good luck ha ha ha... just kidding :mix:

[Flashover]

That's some good shit there... I still can't shrink my pics down small enough to post. and haven't got it all figured out yet...

[IN2-IN2MX]

Welcome! :D

[Tom Brown]

OK. I'll play along. :)
Can you shuck a cob of corn with your ass? :idea:

[Flashover]

ummm be prepared for what your aboutto get your self in to good luck ha ha ha... just kidding :mix:
Yeh i figured it could get bad.... :cool:

[76ANTHONY]

you must have some big wives

[Flashover]

OK. I'll play along. :)
Can you shuck a cob of corn with your ass? :idea:
NO!!

[atomickitn]

oh soo your willing to post pics of your wives!!! cool but you said ok now hear comes the wolves :D

[Tom Brown]

NO!!
I see.
Do you use shampoo and conditioner, 2-in-1, or other?

[Jbb]

OK. I'll play along. :)
Can you shuck a cob of corn with your ass? :idea:
got grass stains on your shirt....cowboy?....... :D

[Tom Brown]

got grass stains on your shirt....cowboy?....... :D
Gidyup!

[atomickitn]

OK. I'll play along. :)
Can you shuck a cob of corn with your ass? :idea:
lmao see i told you lmaos :wink:

[Flashover]

I see.
Do you use shampoo and conditioner, 2-in-1, or other?
I shave my big head. Just a little shampoo...

[Flashover]

got grass stains on your shirt....cowboy?....... :D
Nope to old to play in the grass... :D

[Tom Brown]

Nope to old to play in the grass... :D
Have you ever submitted a stool sample and had the lab return a wrist watch you don't recognize?

[76ANTHONY]

your never too old to play with your ass :D

[Flashover]

Have you ever submitted a stool sample and had the lab return a wrist watch you don't recognize?
That's Wyoming.... In utah your either part of the church or your an outsider.. No fun with farm animals here. :D :D

[Flashover]

your never too old to play with your ass :D
I like playing with the wifes ass better..

[76ANTHONY]

you got them big rubba boots????? :devil:

[Tom Brown]

That pretty much covers it. Welcome to ***boat, Flashover. :)
Feel free to drop by the gay form we like to call, "Just Jets".

[Jbb]

Have you ever submitted a stool sample and had the lab return a wrist watch you don't recognize?
World class Tom...... :D

[Flashover]

you got them big rubba boots????? :devil:
WTF would i need them for. :D

[76ANTHONY]

hey now, thats forum.... :yuk:

[Flashover]

Come on i got 1 hr left. this is like a gang initiation, you kick my ass alover the boards find out more about me and then all of the sudden i am reborn as a HB Clone... :crossx: :crossx: :crossx:

[Jbb]

Do you like ...Gladiator movies?

[76ANTHONY]

whys it say not a homo next to where you live..........??

[Flashover]

Do you like ...Gladiator movies?
How old are we talkin about...

[Flashover]

whys it say not a homo next to where you live..........??
close.... Momo not homo

[Flashover]

whys it say not a homo next to where you live..........??
OHHH So close...

[76ANTHONY]

so your not a steering wheel... huh??

[Flashover]

so your not a steering wheel... huh??
Keep guessing... :crossx:

[Tom Brown]

Perhaps you'd like to get to know us a little better, Flashover. :)
Here's a shot of Jbb and I at a rest stop just outside Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan.
http://www.CarlsonSpeed.com/~tombrown/QuickLink/prairie.jpg

[Flashover]

Perhaps you'd like to get to know us a little better, Flashover. :)
Here's a shot of Jbb and I at a rest stop just outside Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan.
http://www.CarlsonSpeed.com/~tombrown/QuickLink/prairie.jpg
WTF you lost me with that one.. :rollside:

[Jbb]

Perhaps you'd like to get to know us a little better, Flashover. :)
Here's a shot of Jbb and I at a rest stop just outside Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan.
http://www.CarlsonSpeed.com/~tombrown/QuickLink/prairie.jpg
Always with the urine humour ...Brown....

[Flashover]

Wow this is a walk in the park. i thought i was gonna git Slaughterd. :sleeping:

[76ANTHONY]

NEVER, welcome to the boards............ :crossx:

[phebus]

Hi, my name is Flashover, what do you think of me so far? :D :hammerhea :D

[Tom Brown]

Always with the urine humour ...Brown....
I have quite a collection. :cool:
Here's a shot of me drilling a toilet I found beside the shoe tree, just outside of Parker, before the tree was burned down.
http://www.CarlsonSpeed.com/~tombrown/QuickLink/shoereststop.jpg

[Jbb]

Perhaps you have seen Browns act...In the Mexican Midget Roadeo?
http://www2.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/860rs0001.jpg

[Flashover]

Hi, my name is Flashover, what do you think of me so far? :D :hammerhea :D
This is what i was waiting for.... BTW sweet boat :cool: :cool:

[76ANTHONY]

now that pigs some funny shiat...................

[AZKC]

Good thing your not a MoMo Flashover or Debbolas would have some crap to talk. She's not real fond of them or people from AZ :eat: :hammer2: :D

[Tom Brown]

Flashover, ask Jbb what he does for a living.
http://www.CarlsonSpeed.com/~tombrown/QuickLink/colonMaster.jpg

[Flashover]

Good thing your not a MoMo Flashover or Debbolas would have some crap to talk. She's not real fond of them or people from AZ :eat: :hammer2: :D
Im not to fond of some of them either. I keep my distance :cool:

[BarryMac]

You ever seen a grown man naked...

[Flashover]

Flashover, ask Jbb what he does for a living.
http://www.CarlsonSpeed.com/~tombrown/QuickLink/colonMaster.jpg
Brown You have quite the collection of weird ass pics. (JBB what do you do for a living?????) :hammer2:

[Jbb]

Pixie Dust spreader on the Tilt O Whirl...... :cool:

[Flashover]

You ever seen a grown man naked...
All the time... :2purples:

[BarryMac]

All the time... :2purples:
Brown's your man, he loves a big Whacker... :D

[liquidasset]

Man I thought They would a least be hittin you with some jokes pertaining to were you live . Like how many wives do you currently have, and have reached bishop status yet??? :notam:

[Mrs. HOOTER SLED]

Brown's your man, he loves a big Whacker... :D
:jawdrop: :jawdrop:

[Flashover]

Pixie Dust spreader on the Tilt O Whirl...... :cool:
What a sweet job. Do you ever get headaches or feel like you are always walkin sideways??/ :2purples: :2purples:

[Tom Brown]

Perhaps you have seen Browns act...In the Mexican Midget Roadeo?
When I was about 8, I stayed on a buddy's farm for a week. It was pretty cool.
One day, we decided to ride the pigs. We had a 1/4" nylon robe that we made a lasso with and hung over the door on the back of the pig coup. There was a wire stapled above the door that went to the fence. It was perfect for holding the lasso. Unfortunately, it was a power wire for the electric fence. It shocked the hell out of us while we were standing in four inches of mud trying to get this wet rope into position.
The pigs weren't too happy about it. We'd get the rope in position and one guy would go in the coup and scare the pigs out the back door into the fenced off area. They'd come out angry as hell.
Anyway, I managed to catch a few and one particular pig I rode for a few hundred feet. The pig headed straight for the bush and managed to knock me off by running through a choke cherry bush.
We came in for supper covered in blood and mud. We caught some world class shit.

[BarryMac]

:jawdrop: :jawdrop:
Sorry Mrs. H, I know that you love the BIG WHACKER Too, but you know that JetBoaters spray more spunk... :cool:

[Tom Brown]

... know that JetBoaters spray more spunk... :cool:
... on other jet boaters.

[Jbb]

What a sweet job. Do you ever get headaches or feel like you are always walkin sideways??/ :2purples: :2purples:
No I only feel like that when I get too close to a microwave......cause of the plate in my head...

[Flashover]

Man I thought They would a least be hittin you with some jokes pertaining to were you live . Like how many wives do you currently have, and have reached bishop status yet??? :notam:
That's kina what i was expecting... :confused:

[BarryMac]

... on other jet boaters.
At least the other JetBoaters are chicks...
Flash, did you know that Brown has his own Sheep Farm in Canada? He has a crazy amount of knee high rubber boots, he always catches sheep and tries to push them over the cliff on his farm...

[Debbolas]

Good thing your not a MoMo Flashover or Debbolas would have some crap to talk. She's not real fond of them or people from AZ :eat: :hammer2: :D
every chance I get I try to make up for THAT ONE STUPID remark I made about SOME people at the lake that JUST HAPPENED to be from Arizona, and a Mormon Church from Utah (yes a whole church camped at the lake) :D :D :D
Arizona<------------------where all the beautiful people live
Utah<--------------------where the churches camp at lakes

[Flashover]

every chance I get I try to make up for THAT ONE STUPID remark I made about SOME people at the lake that JUST HAPPENED to be from Arizona, and a Mormon Church from Utah (yes a whole church camped at the lake) :D :D :D
Arizona<------------------where all the beautiful people live
Utah<--------------------where the churches camp at lakes
once a year they all like to camp in my backyard. Nutbags..... :hammer2:

[RiverOtter]

Im still a new guy here so i thought just to loosen things up i would answer questions anyone had who wanted to get to know me better. Im just like alot of you except im stuck here in UT.
Fire away if you want to Im ready.... :lightsabe :lightsabe :lightsabe
You may have already answered this but I'm too lazy to read all 3 pages. Is there good boating in the Salt Lake area?

[Tom Brown]

Is there good boating in the Salt Lake area?
Otter, you're so far off topic that I don't know where to start.

[RiverOtter]

Otter, you're so far off topic that I don't know where to start.
Hey! I said I was too lazy to read all 3 pages. Y'all asking the newby about his wife's rack or something? :cool:

[Flashover]

You may have already answered this but I'm too lazy to read all 3 pages. Is there good boating in the Salt Lake area?
There are a lot of lakes here. we have a huge lake just called (Utah Lake) not real deep but so big you could run WO for quite a while and never see another boat. there are alot of lakes up the canyon that are real nice. and a few small one up north in the canyon and small ones down south in the desert where you also bring the quads... :D

[76ANTHONY]

wives otter wives........ hes a steering wheel hes just lieing....... :D

[Flashover]

wives otter wives........ hes a steering wheel hes just lieing....... :D
Is it beer 30 allready, :D

[RiverOtter]

There are a lot of lakes here. we have a huge lake just called (Utah Lake) not real deep but so big you could run WO for quite a while and never see another boat. there are alot of lakes up the canyon that are real nice. and a few small one up north in the canyon and small ones down south in the desert where you also bring the quads... :D
Like 20 mile long lakes or 60 mile long lakes?

[liquidasset]

That's kina what i was expecting... :confused:
I've got some friends that live out there so I've razed them quite a bit . :D

[RiverOtter]

wives otter wives........ hes a steering wheel hes just lieing....... :D
Oops... My Bad.... Forgot about those crazy Mormans :D

[Flashover]

Like 20 mile long lakes or 60 mile long lakes?
i couldnt tell ya exactl how long it is but it is pretty damm big. it goes thru i think 3 cities.. :crossx:

[76ANTHONY]

yeah, mormansssssssss :lightsabe

[Tom Brown]

Oops... My Bad.... Forgot about those crazy Mormans :D
They're simple people but they really enjoy orgasms.

[Flashover]

I've got some friends that live out there so I've razed them quite a bit . :D
What part???

[Flashover]

They're simple people but they really enjoy orgasms.
Yor not supposed to know that. :D :D

[RiverOtter]

i couldnt tell ya exactl how long it is but it is pretty damm big. it goes thru i think 3 cities.. :crossx:
So it's not like running around in a puddle then.

[Flashover]

So it's not like running around in a puddle then.
It's focking Huge..... and pretty warm in the summer to. :D

[liquidasset]

What part???
Park City, the out skirt of SLC and that little town right next to the Nevada border the name escapes me right now .

[Flashover]

Park City, the out skirt of SLC and that little town right next to the Nevada border the name escapes me right now .
Park city is nice there are a couple of cool little lake up there also. (Wendover)

[Flashover]

I gots to go i will be back later... Thanks everyone... :D :D :D

[Debbolas]

Is this your boat? :D
http://www2.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/1566Scotts_art_at_the_LA_County_Fair_065-med.jpg

[Tom Brown]

I gots to go i will be back later... Thanks everyone... :D :D :D
I'm always happy to help. :cool:

[RiverOtter]

Were Y'all able to get any shots of his wives' boobs? :confused:

[Flashover]

Is this your boat? :D
http://www2.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/1566Scotts_art_at_the_LA_County_Fair_065-med.jpg
Nope sorry that is some other lucky guys boat :messedup: ... Mine is out there somewhere :(

[Kachina26]

Are you now, or have you ever been a member of the communist party?

[Flashover]

Are you now, or have you ever been a member of the communist party?
Not as far as i know. Maybee in a past life.. Afterall the do have great beer in Germany so maybee i was there.. :crossx: