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ROZ
09-15-2005, 11:01 AM
a guy in the newhire training starts talking to me from the next stall over. I cut theguy's speach short saing to shut up and don't speak to be until I get to the other side of the wall where the sink is... As I'm washing my hands dude comes over and starts his conversation back up. I interject saying that the men's room has rules, and I went back to my desk...
I'm thinking I should take this situation up with Human Resources.. What do you think ? :D

Havasu_Dreamin
09-15-2005, 11:02 AM
Get him fired. Phuckin newbie! Obviously does not know the rules! LMAO

Jbb
09-15-2005, 11:03 AM
Brown is out of control...... :rollside:

MOBrien
09-15-2005, 11:03 AM
shoulda just punched him in the face or kicked him in the junk. He'll never talk to you again. :boxingguy

Flashover
09-15-2005, 11:05 AM
Sounds like he is just a dumbass, Don't worry about it. They all eventually fall by the side... :D :D
Or kick him in the junk just to make you feel better. But only in the bathroom when he starts up his conversation again. :rollside:

NOTALENT
09-15-2005, 11:06 AM
He's just looking for u to be his new friend..... :D

LHC30Victory
09-15-2005, 11:09 AM
I think he was hittin on ya :yuk:

MOBrien
09-15-2005, 11:14 AM
next time he does it bust out a show tune. If he starts to sing along, he's hittin on ya and you should pummel him.

OutCole'd
09-15-2005, 11:25 AM
Did you say " Hey, are you on the boards??"

Tom Brown
09-15-2005, 11:29 AM
Did you say " Hey, are you on the boards??"
... or just throw the shocker on him.

JustMVG
09-15-2005, 11:29 AM
If he's that annoying in the bathroom and he's still in training, get his butt outta there, imagine how much worse he could become!!

99 232 baja
09-15-2005, 11:29 AM
Did you think he was hitting on you? If not than you should have no reason to go to HR.

redi4fun
09-15-2005, 11:31 AM
You should have turned to answer him and let out a dribble or two on his shoes. :D

Rev. Williams
09-15-2005, 11:37 AM
Phuckin newbies !!! He shouldn't have even been at the stall next to you! If there are 2 stalls you wait, 3 you go to the furthest, 4 still to the furthest....and so on !!

Billy Heinlein
09-15-2005, 11:38 AM
Sounds like someone is a little over sensitive

Sleek-Jet
09-15-2005, 11:41 AM
Was he meat gazing??? Did he try to move closer, or blow in your ear or something??? :D

NOTALENT
09-15-2005, 11:44 AM
Phuckin newbies !!! He shouldn't have even been at the stall next to you! If there are 2 stalls you wait, 3 you go to the furthest, 4 still to the furthest....and so on !!
haha...now there's a pro... :hammerhea :D

franky
09-15-2005, 11:44 AM
Sounds like someone is a little over sensitive
It is funny though, Roz throws the bait out in this forum and gets the response that you would expect....linching mob. too f'in funny. nobody has anything better to do?....oh wait, i'm takiing about me too.

NOTALENT
09-15-2005, 11:44 AM
Or a workout partner... Someone who will really push him. :rolleyes:
:D
Forensic
haha and hold his hand the whole way through it.... :rollside:

franky
09-15-2005, 11:45 AM
haha

PHOTOGLOU
09-15-2005, 11:49 AM
I don't think you've told us yet.... What was the conversation about.... Maybe he was trying to set his sister up with you

OutCole'd
09-15-2005, 11:50 AM
Roz must be at lunch now, he won't be back for hours now.

lucky
09-15-2005, 11:50 AM
a guy in the newhire training starts talking to me from the next stall over. I cut theguy's speach short saing to shut up and don't speak to be until I get to the other side of the wall where the sink is... As I'm washing my hands dude comes over and starts his conversation back up. I interject saying that the men's room has rules, and I went back to my desk...
I'm thinking I should take this situation up with Human Resources.. What do you think ? :D
may be he's gay and is fishing for trouser trout ????

shagmebaby
09-15-2005, 11:57 AM
Going to HR is Kinda P.C. Dont ya think?? Just tell him, If his @#*&! is in his hand to shut the hell up !! :devil:

Rexone
09-15-2005, 11:57 AM
a guy in the newhire training starts talking to me from the next stall over. I cut theguy's speach short saing to shut up and don't speak to be until I get to the other side of the wall where the sink is... As I'm washing my hands dude comes over and starts his conversation back up. I interject saying that the men's room has rules, and I went back to my desk...
I'm thinking I should take this situation up with Human Resources.. What do you think ? :D
Should a gave him a big long machine gun fart. That usually shuts em up.

Wonderboy
09-15-2005, 12:01 PM
Should've just pee'd on his shoes.

91nordic29
09-15-2005, 12:02 PM
is it really an unspoken rule for guys not to talk in the bathroom? :confused:

JustMVG
09-15-2005, 12:04 PM
is it really an unspoken rule for guys not to talk in the bathroom? :confused:
A Cardinal sin, eye contact is even worse while standing at the urinal, there's ettiquette you know.

MOBrien
09-15-2005, 12:04 PM
Should a gave him a big long machine gun fart. That usually shuts em up.
I usually have a hard time not going into hysterics when that happens. Still effing funny when someone drops a huge ripper. :D :D :D

NOTALENT
09-15-2005, 12:04 PM
is it really an unspoken rule for guys not to talk in the bathroom? :confused:
yup...if ur pissing...just look straight at the wall...no noises no talking..just look straight..
If ur taking a dookie...no sound effects..conversation or hand holding... :hammerhea :D
its private time... :)

lucky
09-15-2005, 12:05 PM
Should a gave him a big long machine gun fart. That usually shuts em up.
rothflmao -- or a shart fart ... the peee on the shoe thing works too-- - hey mike doesn't roz work for you ? :eek:

PHX ATC
09-15-2005, 12:06 PM
Did he follow you back to your desk? :sqeyes:

little rowe boat
09-15-2005, 12:07 PM
Sounds like you had stage fright. The guys new cut him some slack.

lucky
09-15-2005, 12:09 PM
may be roz pee'd himself ??

v-drive
09-15-2005, 12:12 PM
Had this guy that no one liked and he kept walking in and opening his mouth like a funny guy, right. One time he walked in spouting off so when I was done I put the boss away and started walking out and he said" didn't your mother teach you to wash your hands after you finished?" My reply was "no, she taught me not to piss on my hands" there was about 4 guys in there and if I told you he never opened his mouth again when he came in the head that is an understatement. :D v-drive

Jyruiz
09-15-2005, 12:33 PM
At least he didn't try to shake your hand.

phebus
09-15-2005, 12:49 PM
Maybe he was just trying to pick your brain a little, figuring he was hired to replace you. :D

prosthogod
09-15-2005, 01:40 PM
It sounds like he/she is a transexual and is used to doing the talk thing in the women's room.

lucky
09-15-2005, 01:43 PM
may be he wanted to speak into the microphone ?

BajaMike
09-15-2005, 01:46 PM
a guy in the newhire training starts talking to me from the next stall over. I cut theguy's speach short saing to shut up and don't speak to be until I get to the other side of the wall where the sink is... As I'm washing my hands dude comes over and starts his conversation back up. I interject saying that the men's room has rules, and I went back to my desk...
I'm thinking I should take this situation up with Human Resources.. What do you think ? :D
Did he say, "Do you work out?" :confused:

BarryMac
09-15-2005, 01:48 PM
Never even offered you a reach around??? :D :D :D

phebus
09-15-2005, 02:31 PM
Did he offer to "push your stool in for you?" :lightsabe

riverroyal
09-15-2005, 02:35 PM
you the shocker but curled his index and middle finger,,,,,im surprised i said that,sick :yuk:

Screaming Pete
09-15-2005, 02:51 PM
I walked into a restroom with at the same time a friend did I started talking to him and he had to walk out stating he couldn't pee while someone was talking to him and to shut up...LOL i started to laugh so hard while i was peeing i busted a blood vessel in my unit...lesson learned i guess. i don't talk anymore

Essex29
09-15-2005, 02:53 PM
I had a guy ask me to pass him some t.p. once from under the stall next to me, I was going to leave him hanging, but my concience got to me.

Burley1
09-15-2005, 03:12 PM
Damm those FNG's is nothing sacred :confused:

Dave C
09-15-2005, 03:58 PM
the rules are the rules and must be obeyed. without the men's room rules there would be chaos. :2purples:
a good kick in the junk is in order!

SUI-CY-COLE DIMARCO
09-15-2005, 04:03 PM
perhaps roz was nervous that the "newbie" would see his junk...lolol.just like the ***boat forum-its just the internet,just like the bathroom--its just a bathroom. :cool:

riverroyal
09-15-2005, 04:03 PM
room at qualcomm statium still just big long sinks that every pisses in?I remember going there as a kid and just being disturbed walking out

JB in so cal
09-15-2005, 04:04 PM
room at qualcomm statium still just big long sinks that every pisses in?I remember going there as a kid and just being disturbed walking out
For Lesbian events, they use them for Beer Coolers; just add ice!

Newcastle
09-15-2005, 04:05 PM
I hear bathrooms are where most of the gay chit happens...public/park bathrooms, but bathrooms nonetheless. "I'm just sayin"
hmmmm.... :idea:

MagicMtnDan
09-15-2005, 04:08 PM
You missed your opportunity but you could still do this.
Go into his training class and excuse yourself for interrupting then address him and say something embarassing to him like, "next time you go into the men's room and want to touch a guy's unit you might want to ask first!"