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Phat Matt
09-15-2005, 05:59 PM
...by my house to get some cash so I can pick up dinner. The parking lot there is really tight and there is a line from the El Pollo Loco next door winding through it. There is one spot open in the 10 minute parking. I pull in next to this truck and park as far from him as I can. I am in the Excursion so it takes some space, but I am in my spot as best as I can be. I go to the ATM and the guy next to me backs out and yells something at me. I said, "what?". He said, "thanks for blocking me in asshole." I politely said, "you're welcome." :) Well that pissed the dude off pretty bad. :D He stops his truck and starts yelling at me cussing up a storm. I am on the phone with Jen and pulling money out of the ATM. She is asking what is going on so I tell her and laugh. This guy is beside himself and calling me every name in the book. I smile and laugh some more which makes him a little hotter. He is about to get out and I really think I am about to get in a fight. Oh, obviously I didn't block him in cuz he got out. He just had to be a little careful. He started saying he hopes I am talking to my old lady so she can hear what a faggot I am. lol. He must have had a bad day digging ditches or something. He was definitely some white trash. He finally ended up leaving and went on his way.
So the question is. What is wrong with some people these days?

PHX ATC
09-15-2005, 06:03 PM
Sorry I made you mad at me. :D

Kilrtoy
09-15-2005, 06:05 PM
So you actually saw High Roller or was it FHI....

Jbb
09-15-2005, 06:06 PM
Not enough bran in his diet.....

RP1
09-15-2005, 06:07 PM
Not people... what's wrong with the IE :D

Sleek-Jet
09-15-2005, 06:08 PM
The gene pool is getting shallow.... :D

GAME TIME
09-15-2005, 06:08 PM
Next time don't park so close to me :hammerhea :D

Essex29
09-15-2005, 06:17 PM
...by my house to get some cash so I can pick up dinner. The parking lot there is really tight and there is a line from the El Pollo Loco next door winding through it. There is one spot open in the 10 minute parking. I pull in next to this truck and park as far from him as I can. I am in the Excursion so it takes some space, but I am in my spot as best as I can be. I go to the ATM and the guy next to me backs out and yells something at me. I said, "what?". He said, "thanks for blocking me in asshole." I politely said, "you're welcome." :) Well that pissed the dude off pretty bad. :D He stops his truck and starts yelling at me cussing up a storm. I am on the phone with Jen and pulling money out of the ATM. She is asking what is going on so I tell her and laugh. This guy is beside himself and calling me every name in the book. I smile and laugh some more which makes him a little hotter. He is about to get out and I really think I am about to get in a fight. Oh, obviously I didn't block him in cuz he got out. He just had to be a little careful. He started saying he hopes I am talking to my old lady so she can hear what a faggot I am. lol. He must have had a bad day digging ditches or something. He was definitely some white trash. He finally ended up leaving and went on his way.
So the question is. What is wrong with some people these days?
.........life is way too short to live that way

Phat Matt
09-15-2005, 06:27 PM
want me to send ya a gun,toss it in the ocean when your done :cool:
The thought did cross my mind. I didn't have mine in the truck though. What a dumb way to die. Then I started thinking if this guy comes after me I am at the teller getting money so I could probably get him for assalt and robbery. That probably would have given him some time to think about it. :D

Phat Matt
09-15-2005, 06:31 PM
People like that don't think.
I know it pissed him off more that I laughed at him. Kinda like when mom use to spank me and I laughed more. :D

Man-de-lone
09-15-2005, 06:37 PM
You laughed when I spanked you too. :220v:

HM
09-15-2005, 06:43 PM
LOL....I thought you were going to post about some midget that went mental. I went off on a Wells Fargo manager today in Murrieta. You would think that people had heard the f word before? Guess not. Almost got escorted. :boxingguy I cracked and had enough of their fake smiles and working incompetence. I was starting to look for an aluminum pipe to break a stereo with!!! Finally, an "assistant" stepped up and handled the situation the way it should have been. I didn't get what I wanted, but the assistant cut out the b.s. and figured out what was going on, got the facts straight, and gave me options, and even appologized for the previous incompetence. I hope they make that guy president - actually, I am thinking about trying to hire him...it has to get old working in an incompetent atmosphere where people couln't figure out how to wipe thier ass without pressing 3. I probably came close to another biatch slapping incident didn't I?

SHAKEN Not Stirred
09-15-2005, 06:48 PM
Wouldn't those guys SHIAT if you walked to the back of your truck....and....
They we're suddenly looking down the barrel of a 12 Gauge.....
Then Mr.Tough guy's would Shiat themselves all over the place.....
Hey.....It could happen!
Later,
CJG

Jyruiz
09-15-2005, 06:49 PM
The bank probably didn't give him any money, so he was already mad. Or, he caught his old lady with another guy. Or.... well, you guys get the picture.

Havasu Hangin'
09-15-2005, 06:56 PM
Just don't call him "oil boy"...
...and tell him your name is "Jordy".
:D

INSman
09-15-2005, 07:00 PM
Matt
I thought for sure you would have recognized me, but the more I cussed and yelled at you, got nothing !! :D
You must have E-Ticket on the brain :wink:

HocusPocus
09-15-2005, 07:04 PM
i always like to blow them kisses.. talk about a good way to piss off a "tough guy". :D

PlyaPlya22
09-15-2005, 07:08 PM
...by my house to get some cash so I can pick up dinner. The parking lot there is really tight and there is a line from the El Pollo Loco next door winding through it. There is one spot open in the 10 minute parking. I pull in next to this truck and park as far from him as I can. I am in the Excursion so it takes some space, but I am in my spot as best as I can be. I go to the ATM and the guy next to me backs out and yells something at me. I said, "what?". He said, "thanks for blocking me in asshole." I politely said, "you're welcome." :) Well that pissed the dude off pretty bad. :D He stops his truck and starts yelling at me cussing up a storm. I am on the phone with Jen and pulling money out of the ATM. She is asking what is going on so I tell her and laugh. This guy is beside himself and calling me every name in the book. I smile and laugh some more which makes him a little hotter. He is about to get out and I really think I am about to get in a fight. Oh, obviously I didn't block him in cuz he got out. He just had to be a little careful. He started saying he hopes I am talking to my old lady so she can hear what a faggot I am. lol. He must have had a bad day digging ditches or something. He was definitely some white trash. He finally ended up leaving and went on his way.
So the question is. What is wrong with some people these days?
good job!!!!

Phat Matt
09-15-2005, 07:15 PM
lookn down a 44,hey you going deer killn this year up here? :idea:
Not sure yet. My mom just moved up there.

Infomaniac
09-15-2005, 07:15 PM
Dude I just give them the "old school" little rascals signal.
Put the top of your right hand against your chin and wiggle your fingers at them. :rollside: :rollside:
When it makes you laugh while doing it, it pisses them off to no end. LOL
BTW if you indeed went fag, I got first dibs on Goldie. :smile:

Phat Matt
09-15-2005, 07:17 PM
Wouldn't those guys SHIAT if you walked to the back of your truck....and....
They we're suddenly looking down the barrel of a 12 Gauge.....
Then Mr.Tough guy's would Shiat themselves all over the place.....
Hey.....It could happen!
Later,
CJG
It could happen. It is the season now. I usually have my camos on when I am packing though so he might of thought twice if I was dressed like that. I am sure some 7 1/2 shot would have got his attention. :D

Riverkid
09-15-2005, 07:20 PM
00 Buck works for me as a BETTER attention getter. Slugs are a bit much, though...

Mrs. HOOTER SLED
09-15-2005, 07:20 PM
MISERY LOVES COMPANY HUN.................You handled it very well!!!! :wink:

Debbolas
09-15-2005, 09:04 PM
Remember after 9-11 when everyone was so carefull and polite to each other (even when driving) :idea:

JackieV
09-16-2005, 08:38 AM
LOL! Matt you handled it very well.
But as for laughing even more after your mom would spank you, OH MAN now that would probably make me even more mad :notam: (I'd probably laugh :rolleyes: but it would still piss me off), as a mom that is...

pixilatedpussy
09-16-2005, 08:42 AM
:D :D ...by my house to get some cash so I can pick up dinner. The parking lot there is really tight and there is a line from the El Pollo Loco next door winding through it. There is one spot open in the 10 minute parking. I pull in next to this truck and park as far from him as I can. I am in the Excursion so it takes some space, but I am in my spot as best as I can be. I go to the ATM and the guy next to me backs out and yells something at me. I said, "what?". He said, "thanks for blocking me in asshole." I politely said, "you're welcome." :) Well that pissed the dude off pretty bad. :D He stops his truck and starts yelling at me cussing up a storm. I am on the phone with Jen and pulling money out of the ATM. She is asking what is going on so I tell her and laugh. This guy is beside himself and calling me every name in the book. I smile and laugh some more which makes him a little hotter. He is about to get out and I really think I am about to get in a fight. Oh, obviously I didn't block him in cuz he got out. He just had to be a little careful. He started saying he hopes I am talking to my old lady so she can hear what a faggot I am. lol. He must have had a bad day digging ditches or something. He was definitely some white trash. He finally ended up leaving and went on his way.
You should have recorded him & put him on the radio!!!! LMAO!!!! :eek:
So the question is. What is wrong with some people these days?
You should have recorded him & put him on the radio!

Phat Matt
09-16-2005, 09:14 AM
:D :D
You should have recorded him & put him on the radio!
It would have made for bad radio because everything would have been bleeped. :jawdrop:
I did think about telling the story on air during the morning show to bring up a topic however. :idea:

redi4fun
09-16-2005, 09:38 AM
Matt people like that are everywhere. I am not one to look for trouble, but when it finds me I am always game. :eat:
I have to think more now then get physical. No more egging jackasses on, it only makes it worse and everyone nowadays has a gun and is not afraid to use it.
I have two boys that I do not want to have to grow up without their dad. :D

redi4fun
09-16-2005, 09:46 AM
Their Mom could always remarry. :p :D
Thanks Bob,
I feel much better now. :D

redi4fun
09-16-2005, 10:03 AM
I'm a problem solver, you know that. :D :D
Hey, maybe you should pop up a picture of her with your life insurance info. :D
By the looks of the wife you are more than lucky to have the the beautiful wife you do. :idea:
As far as the life insurance, I have seen the new boat, you don't need no sticken money my friend :D

pixilatedpussy
09-16-2005, 10:13 AM
It would have made for bad radio because everything would have been bleeped. :jawdrop:
I did think about telling the story on air during the morning show to bring up a topic however. :idea:
That would have been funny :smile: