Amen!

[Tom Brown]

I nominate Tom Brown Hot Boats ordain minister. http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/otn/wink/thumb.gif
Sing it, brother HCS. :D

[1stepcloser]

Tom,
Or would you prefer I call you "father Tom"?
Whatever, I have a spiritual issue I would like your help with.

[Tom Brown]

I am at your service, my son.

[HCS]

HALLELUJAH!! He has risen. :D :D

[Tom Brown]

Respect, please. The church frowns upon hijinks.

[topless]

Father Tom, how many women have you given near death experiences to lately? :eek:

[1stepcloser]

In my line of work, I am forced to interact with people.
It has caused me to develop this feeling of hatred toward them.
I know this is wrong, and I try to love them, but I fail, at times miserably. :(

[SummitKarl]

Sing it, brother HCS. :D
Tom are you cathloic per chance :D

[Miss Perfect]

Forgive me Father Tom, for I have sinned!

[Blown 472]

And last year when he was posting as jesus that was just a fluke??

[HCS]

And last year when he was posting as jesus that was just a fluke??
Jesus, GOD or Shaved Clam. :D
That's a 10 right there. :D You crack me up brother! :rollside:

[riverbrat]

Do we confess all to you now

[HCS]

Do we confess all to you now
Lord forgive me for I have sinned. My real sceen name is "Skin Biscuit."
See how long that takes for her to respond? :D

[riverbrat]

You are not talking to me

[ROZ]

I wet myself today. What pennance you have for that?
Almost fogrto; AMEN :D

[lucky]

father , I have a confession ,
I was kicked out of the boy scouts , for eating a Brownie :D

[Tom Brown]

In my line of work, I am forced to interact with people.
It has caused me to develop this feeling of hatred toward them.
I know this is wrong, and I try to love them, but I fail, at times miserably. :(
Remember: anger, hate, and violence are all part of God's creations.

[BarryMac]

Great Beaumont all over again. Who's gonna be his Alter Boys??? :mix:

[Tom Brown]

Father Tom, how many women have you given near death experiences to lately? :eek:
I threw an NDE on an ex-girlfriend a few days ago. God bless her.

[Tom Brown]

Tom are you cathloic per chance :D
Due to a lengthy ongoing contract dispute, I am not affiliated with any organized religion.

[Tom Brown]

Forgive me Father Tom, for I have sinned!
Oh my.... :)

[Tom Brown]

Do we confess all to you now
Yes. Your confidentiality will be preserved in this thread.

[Tom Brown]

And last year when he was posting as jesus that was just a fluke??
Brother Havasu Hangin' had a talk with me about multiple board personalities about a year ago and he shut my blessed ass down.
Also, I was never Jesus or God, although I have worked their side of the street.

[Tom Brown]

Great Beaumont all over again. Who's gonna be his Alter Boys??? :mix:
uclahater has already volunteered. :idea:

[1stepcloser]

Remember: anger, hate, and violence are all part of God's creations.
Really? :)
Jesus, thats great news!
Thanks, Tom, I feel better. http://www2.***boat.com/ubb/icons/icon14.gif

[ROZ]

Jesus, thats great news!
Wow, Tom got a promotion already?

[1stepcloser]

:(
I apologize for taking the Lords name in vain.
I will accept my pennance.

[Sleek-Jet]

I already thought TB was God??? :idea:
That's why I became an atheist... :D

[ROZ]

I already thought TB was God??? :idea:
That's why I became an atheist... :D
Sounds like a good idea... Where do you worship? :D

[Sleek-Jet]

Sounds like a good idea... Where do you worship? :D
The beer cooler at the supermarket... :D :D

[Debbolas]

Tom should mention how religious he is when he speaks to the "goddess" in his building ;)
(girls LOVE that) :D
(just don't tell her that you'r God) :hammer2:

[ROZ]

Tom should mention how religious he is when he speaks to the "goddess" in his building ;)
(girls LOVE that) :D
(just don't tell her that you'r God) :hammer2:
Maybe he can giver her that near death experience :D

[Debbolas]

Maybe he can giver her that near death experience :D
Later, after they get to "know" each other :wink:
Oh, don't mention "bran" or anything about your bowels :p
(chicks don't dig that) :rolleyes: