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Aqua Boogie1
09-17-2005, 12:15 PM
Judging Drinkers -Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. Men are mentioned at the end of the messege.
The results for Women:
Drink: Beer
Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.
Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink..................
Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)
Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.
Drink: White Zinfandel
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue.
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...this should be an easy target.
Drink: Shots
Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get
totally drunk... and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!
Drink: Tequila
No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.
THEN, there is the MALE addendum ----
The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:
Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.
Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.
Wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.
Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.
Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.
White Zinfandel: He's gay
:rolleyes: :D

Sleek-Jet
09-17-2005, 12:22 PM
Imported Beer: He likes skunky beer and wants to get laid.
A slight revision. :D

JackieV
09-17-2005, 02:53 PM
This one is totally me! But does it matter that I sip my shots and that I like beer too?
Drink: Shots
Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get
totally drunk... and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!

Debbolas
09-17-2005, 02:54 PM
I like beer :clover:

Mrs. HOOTER SLED
09-17-2005, 02:56 PM
The results for Women:
Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.
Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink..................
Drink: Shots
Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get
totally drunk... and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!
Drink: Tequila
No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.
What if we drink all of these?????
Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.
MY MAN.............LOL :D
SOOOOOOOOOO?????

JackieV
09-17-2005, 02:57 PM
Tom Brown, I think this sounds like you...?
Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.

Aqua Boogie1
09-17-2005, 03:04 PM
SOOOOOOOOOO?????
No offense dear................................I didn't write these, just found them!!!!!! :cool:

ROZ
09-17-2005, 03:08 PM
That's all fine and dandy, but do they swallow?

Jyruiz
09-17-2005, 03:44 PM
That's all fine and dandy, but do they swallow?
And do they take it in the out?

Mrs. HOOTER SLED
09-17-2005, 03:58 PM
No offense dear................................I didn't write these, just found them!!!!!! :cool:
LOL.............I can take it!!!! :D

Throttle
09-17-2005, 08:20 PM
Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.
I am not this shallow!

My Man's Sportin' Wood
09-18-2005, 07:24 AM
So, if I drink Jack and Coke, does that fall under mixed drinks or shots??? :notam:

Aqua Boogie1
09-18-2005, 09:27 AM
Jack and coke...................Mixed drinks. :D

Aqua Boogie1
09-18-2005, 09:28 AM
LOL.............I can take it!!!! :D
Sorry.........................I was being alittle sensative. :D

My Man's Sportin' Wood
09-18-2005, 09:42 AM
Jack and coke...................Mixed drinks. :D
LOL
Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink..................
Well, I guess I would have to agree with most of that except the "high maintenance" part, and the approach method . . . I'm shy around strangers. ;)

Boy Named Sue
09-18-2005, 09:57 AM
I come in, drink all those drinks, and get laid. Tell me my story.
I'll do it for ya. I'm a good looking alcoholic who can hook up.
p.s. I don't drink white zin in public.

76ANTHONY
09-18-2005, 10:14 AM
yep, that tells me im an alcohlic also, dam i did something right :crossx:

My Man's Sportin' Wood
09-18-2005, 10:42 AM
yep, that tells me im an alcohlic also, dam i did something right :crossx:
What about those guys whose drink of choice is Jell-o shots??
Sounds a little frootie if you ask me :messedup:
Just teasin' ya 76' :D

Throttle
09-18-2005, 12:19 PM
Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink..................
this'll work... what she wants and what she needs! :devil: