JustMVG
09-24-2005, 06:46 AM
> >>An Irishman in a wheelchair entered a restaurant one afternoon and
> > asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Irishman looked across
the
> > restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus sitting over there?" The
waitress
> > nodded "yes," so the Irishman told her to give Jesus a cup of
coffee
on
> > him.
>
> The next patron to come in was an Englishman with a hunched back. He
> shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress
> for a cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and
asked,
> "Is that Jesus over there?" The waitress nodded, so the Englishman
said
> to give Jesus a cup of hot tea, "my treat."
>
> The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Redneck on
crutches.
> He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, "Hey there, sweet
> thang. How's about gettin' me a cold glass of Coke!" He, too, looked
> across the restaurant and asked, "Is that God's boy over there?"
>
> The waitress once more allowed as how it certainly was, so the
Redneck
> said to give Jesus a cold glass of Coke, "on my bill."
>
> As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Irishman, touched him and
> said, "For your kindness, you are healed."...The Irishman felt the
> strength come back into his legs, got up, and danced a jig out the
> door.
>
> Jesus also passed by the Englishman, touched him and said, "For your
> kindness, you are healed."...The Englishman felt his back
straightening
> up, and he raised his hands, praised the Lord and did a series of
back
> flips out the door.
>
> Then Jesus walked towards the Redneck. The Redneck jumped up and
> yelled,..."Don't touch me...I'm drawin' disability!"
> > asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Irishman looked across
the
> > restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus sitting over there?" The
waitress
> > nodded "yes," so the Irishman told her to give Jesus a cup of
coffee
on
> > him.
>
> The next patron to come in was an Englishman with a hunched back. He
> shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress
> for a cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and
asked,
> "Is that Jesus over there?" The waitress nodded, so the Englishman
said
> to give Jesus a cup of hot tea, "my treat."
>
> The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Redneck on
crutches.
> He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, "Hey there, sweet
> thang. How's about gettin' me a cold glass of Coke!" He, too, looked
> across the restaurant and asked, "Is that God's boy over there?"
>
> The waitress once more allowed as how it certainly was, so the
Redneck
> said to give Jesus a cold glass of Coke, "on my bill."
>
> As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Irishman, touched him and
> said, "For your kindness, you are healed."...The Irishman felt the
> strength come back into his legs, got up, and danced a jig out the
> door.
>
> Jesus also passed by the Englishman, touched him and said, "For your
> kindness, you are healed."...The Englishman felt his back
straightening
> up, and he raised his hands, praised the Lord and did a series of
back
> flips out the door.
>
> Then Jesus walked towards the Redneck. The Redneck jumped up and
> yelled,..."Don't touch me...I'm drawin' disability!"