BUSTI
09-29-2005, 10:00 AM
In a Galaxy Far Far Away
45 unanswered ducks in a row and the rest of the flock flew south in the second quarter. Migration came early in Eugene, too many shotgun pellets, too many feathers and too much quacking. No team in the NCAA could do what USC did on Saturday and that is why we are number one and the rest of you are somewhere lost in space and in a galaxy far far away. Maybe all of you can petition the NCAA to drop down to division AA this year to play with Fresno State, Cal Davis, Central Florida, Michigan, Semi pro teams in Canada and anybody that plays football in Kentucky.
How about spotting every break possible, dropped TD passes, referee calls, turnovers and 59,000 Quacks who love marijuana, run and hug trees, just how many points would you like? How about a quarter or a half or even three quarters and in your home stadium on Duck Day? Phil Knight after that beating is looking for his pro keds, adding Oregon jock straps to his line and selling all his stock to sign #5 and #11 -like all Pac 10 graduates do (pay to or work for USC Alumni). Phil where were your yellow uniforms when you needed them? Paris, Marseilles or Westwood?
Its a physics law of nature and of Obi Wan Trojan, nobody this year can go four quarters with every advantage and go man to man with USC. THE FORCE IS WITH US and not with you. Go hire Darth Vader, The Emperor, Darth Mall and all those want to be Notre Dame Alumni that have come out of the woodwork and NBC to play with you. Remember who your daddy is and where George Lucas went to school and where all that Star War money went for endowments.
The AP bottom 9 is settling itself and getting rid of the rift raft, are all the division three schools gone from it yet and where are the Commodores- Undefeated and the pride of the SEC? Why are the Buckeyes still in the bottom nine, I thought they got rid of all the trailer trash? They must be waiting for another big game so they can join their brethren in Ann Arbor not listed in any rankings? Can you boys at that Engineering School in Virginia create a Turkey Caller that works in Pasadena? What about that over hyped and over rated SEC conference- What about them good ole boys from Bama struggling with Arkansas and how about LSWho, (the greatest BCS and AP impersonator in college history) barely getting by the Western Athletic Conference member playing in the Pac 10 under the name of ASU and then getting beat in their own house by another beaten no name SEC team that wears orange. What was LSWho doing in the bottom nine in the first place? I thought James Carvell, Dan Rather and Tom Brokaw either retired or died.
I want to call OUT all those USC alumni, fans and band wagon riders who jumped off that WHITE HORSE in the first quarter, the second quarter and at halftime. You know who you are, there is not a gold dome on our campus and we dont win one for the gipper, you picked the wrong school, that band wagon is in the middle of nowhere Indiana.
We set the standard last Saturday, beware all of you home crowds, we are coming to your house soon. You are not the first and you will not be the Last.
ASU, you should of stayed in the Western Athletic Conference, this is not New Mexico State and Sacramento State who Cal could barley beat. We are going to make the Arizona Cardinals look like winners in your town. Bring the Heat, the Desert, Sun City, Merv Griffin, all the Mormons in Mesa and keep the tequila warm.
My advice to you is
RUN TO THE BORDER
The Master The Grand Master
45 unanswered ducks in a row and the rest of the flock flew south in the second quarter. Migration came early in Eugene, too many shotgun pellets, too many feathers and too much quacking. No team in the NCAA could do what USC did on Saturday and that is why we are number one and the rest of you are somewhere lost in space and in a galaxy far far away. Maybe all of you can petition the NCAA to drop down to division AA this year to play with Fresno State, Cal Davis, Central Florida, Michigan, Semi pro teams in Canada and anybody that plays football in Kentucky.
How about spotting every break possible, dropped TD passes, referee calls, turnovers and 59,000 Quacks who love marijuana, run and hug trees, just how many points would you like? How about a quarter or a half or even three quarters and in your home stadium on Duck Day? Phil Knight after that beating is looking for his pro keds, adding Oregon jock straps to his line and selling all his stock to sign #5 and #11 -like all Pac 10 graduates do (pay to or work for USC Alumni). Phil where were your yellow uniforms when you needed them? Paris, Marseilles or Westwood?
Its a physics law of nature and of Obi Wan Trojan, nobody this year can go four quarters with every advantage and go man to man with USC. THE FORCE IS WITH US and not with you. Go hire Darth Vader, The Emperor, Darth Mall and all those want to be Notre Dame Alumni that have come out of the woodwork and NBC to play with you. Remember who your daddy is and where George Lucas went to school and where all that Star War money went for endowments.
The AP bottom 9 is settling itself and getting rid of the rift raft, are all the division three schools gone from it yet and where are the Commodores- Undefeated and the pride of the SEC? Why are the Buckeyes still in the bottom nine, I thought they got rid of all the trailer trash? They must be waiting for another big game so they can join their brethren in Ann Arbor not listed in any rankings? Can you boys at that Engineering School in Virginia create a Turkey Caller that works in Pasadena? What about that over hyped and over rated SEC conference- What about them good ole boys from Bama struggling with Arkansas and how about LSWho, (the greatest BCS and AP impersonator in college history) barely getting by the Western Athletic Conference member playing in the Pac 10 under the name of ASU and then getting beat in their own house by another beaten no name SEC team that wears orange. What was LSWho doing in the bottom nine in the first place? I thought James Carvell, Dan Rather and Tom Brokaw either retired or died.
I want to call OUT all those USC alumni, fans and band wagon riders who jumped off that WHITE HORSE in the first quarter, the second quarter and at halftime. You know who you are, there is not a gold dome on our campus and we dont win one for the gipper, you picked the wrong school, that band wagon is in the middle of nowhere Indiana.
We set the standard last Saturday, beware all of you home crowds, we are coming to your house soon. You are not the first and you will not be the Last.
ASU, you should of stayed in the Western Athletic Conference, this is not New Mexico State and Sacramento State who Cal could barley beat. We are going to make the Arizona Cardinals look like winners in your town. Bring the Heat, the Desert, Sun City, Merv Griffin, all the Mormons in Mesa and keep the tequila warm.
My advice to you is
RUN TO THE BORDER
The Master The Grand Master