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core attitude
09-29-2005, 01:37 PM
A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.
"What's the matter?" he asks.
"I have a case of Anal Glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.
He asks: "What the hell is Anal Glaucoma?"
She responds: "I can't see my ass coming into work today."
:)

76ANTHONY
09-29-2005, 01:38 PM
oh yeah, that ones on the list now :D :D :devil:

mickeyfinn
09-29-2005, 02:42 PM
Or try telling the boss you have "optimitus" When they ask what that is tell them it is when your optical nerves get wrapped around your bowels and you get a shitty outlook on life. :D :D