Since you guys know everything...

[Miss Perfect]

There is a guy in our office that has a girlfriend that is super short and UltraHott and I are wondering if she is a midget. Does anyone know the requirements to consider someone a midget?
How about a giant? How tall do you have to be to be considered a giant?
Inquiring minds.... since we are running a freak show around here! :D

[Jbb]

There is a guy in our office that has a girlfriend that is super short and UltraHott and I are wondering if she is a midget. Does anyone know the requirements to consider someone a midget?
How about a giant? How tall do you have to be to be considered a giant?
Inquiring minds.... since we are running a freak show around here! :D
Hoss is scared to death by midgets ...show him her pix....if he turns pale.....midget :D

[a catered life]

not sure about requirements but i have been known to grow from midget size to giant size faster than you can say vodka anyone :D

[atomickitn]

show a pic! i have a cousin that is, 4.'6, and she is hot too,..... but I would not dare to call her midget!!! :D

[OGShocker]

Hoss is scared to death by midgets ...show him her pix....if he turns pale.....midget :D
Stole my thunder... LMAO!!!
How do you tell if the guy in the office is a CLOWN??? ;)

[azgfboatgirl]

I think they prefer the term "little people" :idea:

[Miss Perfect]

not sure about requirements but i have been known to grow from midget size to giant size faster than you can say vodka anyone :D
I can see that this thread is going to take a ***boat turn for the worse! :D

[Jordy]

I think they prefer the term "little people" :idea:
I thought girls like that liked to be called "spinners." :idea:
Seems like 4' is the cutoff for some classification. Ask HH, he'd know. :D

[Keithb87]

midg·et (mÄ*j'Ä*t)
n.
Offensive. An extremely small person who is otherwise normally proportioned.
A small or miniature version of something.
A class of small objects, as a class of very small sailboats or racing cars.
adj.
Miniature; diminutive.
Belonging to a type or class much smaller than what is considered standard: a midget automobile.
Google (http://www.answers.com/midget&r=67)

[Miss Perfect]

Oh great... is Midget not PC??? I don't want to offend anyone.

[OGShocker]

There is a guy in our office that has a girlfriend that is super short and UltraHott and I are wondering if she is a midget. Does anyone know the requirements to consider someone a midget?
Here she is!
http://www.djjunkman.com/images/friends/images/Bridget%20the%20Midget%201.jpg
Hmmm. I am not sure, the guy could just be really big. :D

[76ANTHONY]

does she have fat fingers? does she have odd bowed legs??

[Miss Perfect]

Hmmm. I am not sure, the guy could just be really big. :D
Well then would he be a giant???

[Jbb]

Brown probably knows.....This was his signature for a while....
http://www2.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/860midgetporn.gif

[Gilligan]

A large alien like head constitutes a midget!! :rollside:

[Miss Perfect]

does she have fat fingers? does she have odd bowed legs??
That's not nice 76!!! She is very normal looking, just very short. I'm guessing about 4'.

[Do F150's Float?]

Technically, i think 4' 11'' is considered in the "midget" category...

[Jordy]

Looks like a spinner to me. :D

[76ANTHONY]

gotta go with JORDY on this one, SPINNER

[smalls]

Hmmm. I am not sure, the guy could just be really big. :D
MIDGET PORNSTAR?

[76ANTHONY]

oh this thread is just PERFECT :D

[LHC30Victory]

From Little People On-Line (http://www.lpaonline.org/resources_faq.html)
Q: What is a midget?
A: In some circles, a midget is the term used for a proportionate dwarf. However, the term has fallen into disfavor and is considered offensive by most people of short stature. The term dates back to 1865, the height of the "freak show" era, and was generally applied only to short-statured persons who were displayed for public amusement, which is why it is considered so unacceptable today.
Such terms as dwarf, little person, LP, and person of short stature are all acceptable, but most people would rather be referred to by their name than by a label.
Q: What is the definition of dwarfism?
A: Little People of America (LPA) defines dwarfism as a medical or genetic condition that usually results in an adult height of 4'10" or shorter, among both men and women, although in some cases a person with a dwarfing condition may be slightly taller than that.
So, there ya go! :argue:

[Jbb]

That thud you all just heard was Hoss hiting the floor after passing out...........any other questions....?
http://www.djjunkman.com/images/friends/images/Bridget%20the%20Midget%201.jpg

[Jordy]

Brown probably knows.....This was his signature for a while....
http://www2.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/860midgetporn.gif
I'm sure that Brown has the full Bridget the Midget porn series then. :)

[OG'sBeanSack]

Park me on her chin Boss!!! :supp: Park me on her chin Boss!!! :supp:Park me on her CHIN!!!!! :eek: :eek:

[OGShocker]

That thud you all just heard was Hoss hiting the floor after passing out...........any other questions....?
[/IMG]
I felt that...LMAO.
Sorry HOSS.

[Jordy]

MIDGET PORNSTAR?
Bridget the Midget:
http://bridgetthemidget.com/images/bridget06.jpg

[Miss Perfect]

Such terms as dwarf, little person, LP, and person of short stature are all acceptable, but most people would rather be referred to by their name than by a label.
Thanks, I had no idea the term midget was offensive. I actually thought it was the medical term to describe a short person. What the heck do I know, that's why I ask you guys!!
Now on to Giants. Is the term Giant offensive to anyone??

[OGShocker]

Holy crap Jordy. You are going to kill HOSS. :skull: :skull: :skull:

[OGShocker]

Now on to Giants. Is the term Giant offensive to anyone??
I prefer huge fat guy myself.

[76ANTHONY]

Bridget the Midget:
http://bridgetthemidget.com/images/bridget06.jpg
the odd thing is, JORDY, you know who she is :idea:

[Miss Perfect]

Not to hijack but some don't know everything like to NOT really wax your balls. Let alone with wax from a microwave....lol
Ut ohhh... did you have a little accident?

[Havasu_Dreamin]

I thought girls like that liked to be called "spinners." :idea:
ROFLMAO

[Jordy]

I actually thought it was the medical term to describe a short person.
So you're a f'n doctor now Miss Medical Terms??? :idea: :D

[Miss Perfect]

So you're a f'n doctor now Miss Medical Terms??? :idea: :D
No, but I can play a doctor!

[76ANTHONY]

No, but I can play a doctor!
uh oh, i got a boo boo again :D

[Miss Perfect]

Not me: http://www2.***boat.com/forums/showthread.php?t=93660
MMMMM hmmmmmm.... sure it wasn't you!! :wink:

[ROZ]

Misproportioned short person.... I know there's different "short people" classifications based on abnormalies :)

[Redneck]

Stole my thunder... LMAO!!!
How do you tell if the guy in the office is a CLOWN??? ;)
how do you tell if your boss has an anger problem just askin lol :hammerhea

[76ANTHONY]

:D :D :D :D Look, Barbigirl is logged on under Roz's name. :D

[Jordy]

MMMMM hmmmmmm.... sure it wasn't you!! :wink:
I think we figured it out:
uh oh, i got a boo boo again :D
:D :D :D

[Miss Perfect]

Look, Barbigirl is logged on under Roz's name. :D
Oh great now 76 is going to start stalking Roz too! :2purples:

[Miss Perfect]

I think we figured it out:
:D :D :D
LMFAO :D

[LHC30Victory]

No, but I can play a doctor!
I'll be your huckleberry :wink:

[ROZ]

Hey, at least it's not you. :D
Miss perfect lives too close to stalk :D

[ROZ]

Look, Barbigirl is logged on under Roz's name. :D
Damn that was quick... I didn't even have a chance to change it :D

[76ANTHONY]

Oh great now 76 is going to start stalking Roz too! :2purples:
HOW DID I GO FROM MISS PERFECT TO ROZ, I WAS OUT??

[76ANTHONY]

nevermind got it... :D

[HOSS]

I`ve been watching this and am somewhat disturbed.
:220v:

[76ANTHONY]

I`ve been watching this and am somewhat disturbed.
:220v:
SOMEWHAT? thats it, im very disturbed, but thats just me :D

[Miss Perfect]

I`ve been watching this and am somewhat disturbed.
:220v:
What's the matter Hoss?? :mix:

[HOSS]

I wonder how sex with a midget female would be,,,,,,,,,,,,,wwwwhhhhwhwhhwhwhhwhhwhwhwhwhwhwhwh hw,,,,,,stop. :eek: :hammer2:

[ROZ]

I'mguessing it would be short but sweet :D

[Miss Perfect]

I'mguessing it would be short but sweet :D
LMFAO :D