tenjewberrymuds

[Cas]

read out loud
Room Service (RS): "Morrin. Roon sirbees."
> Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."
> RS: "Rye..Roon sirbees..morrin! Jewish to oddor sunteen??"
> G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs."
> RS: "Ow July den?"
> G: "What??"
> RS: "Ow July den?...pryed, boyud, poochd?"
> G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."
> RS: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"
> G: "Crisp will be fine."
> RS : "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"
> G: "What?"
> RS:"An toes. July Sahn toes?"
> G: "I don't think so."
> RS: "No? Judo wan sahn toes??"
> G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan
> sahn toes' means."
> RS: "Toes! toes!...Why jew don juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin
> we bodder?"
> G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes,
> an English muffin will be fine."
> RS: "We bodder?"
> G: "No...just put the bodder on the side."
> RS: "Wad?"
> G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."
> RS: "Copy?"
> G: "Excuse me?"
> RS: "Copy...tea...meel?"
> G: "Yes. Coffee, please, and that's all."
> RS: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin we
> bodder on sigh and copy....rye??"
> G: "Whatever you say."
> RS: "Tenjewberrymuds."
> G : "You're very welcome."

[brianthelion02]

Tenjewberrymuds for that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :idea:

[voodoomedman]

little late! I posted this one last week. Still funny though. :D