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UltraLucky
10-06-2005, 11:32 AM
Mattel recently announced the release of
> Limited-Edition O.C. dolls for the
> Southern California market:
>
>
> Irvine Barbie
> This princess Barbie is only sold at The Irvine
> Spectrum. She comes with an
> assortment of Louis Vuitton handbags, a Lexus SUV, a
> toy dog named Honey,
> and a cookie-cutter house. Available with or without
> tummy tuck and face
> lift. Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with
> "augmented" version.
>
> Orange Barbie
> This modern-day homemaker Barbie is available with
> Ford Windstar minivan and
> white silouette stickers of family members on the
> rear window. Known as a
> "soccer mom" she gets lost easily and has no full
> time occupation or
> secondary education. Has PTA membership and comes
> with Tupperware
> accessories. Cell phone sold separately.
>
> Garden Grove Barbie
> In addition to perfect English, this Barbie also
> speaks fluent Japanese,
> Chinese, Mandarin and Tagalog. Comes with her own
> street-racing import car,
> complete with Japanese animation decals. Large
> collection! of vide o games
> sold separately. Careers or homes for this Barbie
> are not available, because
> she will stay with her parents until they die. If
> you purchase a Ken doll,
> he must move into her family's home and wait for
> their inheritance.
>
> Buena Park Barbie
> This recently paroled former "Porn Actress" Barbie
> comes with a 9mm handgun,
> a Ray Lewis knife, a Chevy with dark tinted windows,
> and a meth lab kit.
> This model is only available after dark and can only
> be paid for in cash.
>
> Tustin Ranch Barbie
> This yuppie Blond Barbie comes with your choice of a
> convertible Mercedes
> AMG55 or a Cadillac Escalade. Included are her own
> Starbucks cup, credit
> card, and Curves membership. Comes also with Giorgio
> Armani fragrance, Gucci
> bag and Kate Spade sunglasses. Additional options
> for this set are Shallow
> Ken and Private School Skipper. (You won't be able
> to afford any of them).
>
> Yorba Linda Barbie
> This brunette Barbie is the sister to Tustin Ranch
> Barbie and comes with or
> without highlights. She comes with a BMW convertible
> or Hummer H2, Kenneth
> Cole Sunglasses, a Country Club Membership, and a
> Pier 1 credit line.
> Options for Yorba Linda Barbie are the Shiseido
> makeup kit; the Bvlgari
> jewelry set, or the Prada shoe collection. Yorba
> Linda Barbie has optional
> yuppie Ken doll complete with Corvette, hair gel and
> Rolex watch.
>
> Newport Beach Barbie
> This collagen injected, rhinoplastic Barbie wears a
> Yves Saint Laurent
> leopar! d
> print bikini outfit and drinks cosmopolitans while
> entertaining friends at
> the beach
> house. Percocet prescription and monthly alimony
> checks are included. This
> Barbie is only sold in Fashion Island.
>
> Laguna Beach Barbie
> This doll comes complete with craft set. She has
> long straight brown hair,
> archless feet, no makeup, and Birkenstocks with
> white socks. She prefers
> that you call her "Willow." She does not want or
> need a Ken doll, but if you
> purchase two Laguna Beach Barbie's, you get a
> rainbow flag sticker free.
>
> Long Beach Barbie
> This Barbie now comes with a stroller and infant
> doll. Optional accessories
> include a GED and a bus pass. Gangsta Ken and his
> '79 Caddy were available,
> but are now very difficult to find since the
> addition of an infant.
>
> Huntington Beach Barbie
> This very tan Barbie comes with string bikini, wet
> suit, 3 friendship
> bracelets and surfboard. An MP3 player, Blockbuster
> video membership, pair
> of Vans and a beach cruiser are also included.
> Optional is her Lifeguard
> Yellow Ford Ranger with board rack (free KROQ
> sticker included!) Piscolli
> Ken can be purchased separately and comes with
> Hawaiian shirt and board
> shorts.
>
> Rancho Santa Margarita Barbie
> She 's perfect in every way. Her home is perfect.
> Her family is perfect.
> Comes with a part time job to earn her own spending
> money and a bible for
> church on Sundays. Also has a pre-assigned carpool
> day. We don't know who
> Ken is because he's always away hunting or biking or
> something...
>
> Santa Ana Barbie
> This Spanish-speaking-only Barbie comes with a 1984
> Toyota with
> expired temporary plates and three baby Barbies in
> the back seat, but no
> car seats. The optional Ken doll comes with a
> meat-packer's uniform and
> is missing three fingers on his left hand. Green
> cards are not available
> for Santa Ana Barbie or Ken.
>
>
> OUT OF TOWN BARBIES:
>
> Fontana Barbie
> This pale model comes dressed in low rise Levi's, a
> NASCAR shirt, and a
> Tweety Bird tattoo on her shoulder. She has a
> six-pack of Coors Light and a
> Hank Williams, Jr. CD set. She can spit over 5 feet
> and kick mullet-haired
> Ken's ass when she is drunk. A mobile home is also
> available.
>
> Norco Barbie
> This tobacco chewing, brassy-haired Barbie comes
> with her own horse and dog!
> Her ensemble includes pair of Wrangler jeans (2
> sizes too small), straw hat,
> fake rhinestone belt and belt buckle bought from the
> local pawn shop.
> Purchase! her pic kup truck separately and get a
> confederate flag bumper
> sticker -absolutely free!
>
> Hemet Barbie
> This aging Barbie is best kept indoors. She comes
> complete with wire grocery
> stroller, Omni Trans bus pass, food stamps, coupon
> book and sewing machine.
> Optional mobile home comes with choice of colored
> rock and various cactus
> varieties.
>
> West Hollywood Barbie/Ken
> This versatile doll can be easily converted from
> Barbie to Ken by simply
> adding or subtracting the multiple "snap-on" parts!
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> Best regards,
>
>
>
> Julie Rodriguez
>
>
>
> New Era Finance, Inc
>
> 20 Corporate Park Suite 200
>
> Irvine, CA 92606
>
>
>
> Main Line: 949-450-1417 ex 323
>
> e-Fax Line: 949-7431612
>
>
>
>

76ANTHONY
10-06-2005, 11:38 AM
:D :D :D :D :D sooooo many comments just not enough time :D

*!Ken's Wife!*
10-06-2005, 11:41 AM
:D :D :D :D :D sooooo many comments just not enough time :D
YEA!! Shut it!!! LOL

76ANTHONY
10-06-2005, 11:47 AM
YEA!! Shut it!!! LOL
:D :D :D

OGShocker
10-06-2005, 11:56 AM
Do they have a counterfiet Barbie? Marbie? :hammerhea

WYRD
10-06-2005, 11:59 AM
Do they have a counterfiet Barbie? Marbie? :hammerhea
:crossx: :crossx: :crossx:
Hey Mark, Where do you wanna do sushi on Friday?

OGShocker
10-06-2005, 12:00 PM
:crossx: :crossx: :crossx:
Hey Mark, Where do you wanna do sushi on Friday?
I think we might be nextdoor to you that night.

WYRD
10-06-2005, 12:02 PM
I think we might be nextdoor to you that night.
But kenny doesnt have sushi, just raw tuna :2purples: :crossx:

Mrs. HOOTER SLED
10-06-2005, 12:04 PM
But kenny doesnt have sushi, just raw tuna :2purples: :crossx:
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! meow :D

cxr133
10-06-2005, 12:04 PM
> Laguna Beach Barbie
> This doll comes complete with craft set. She has
> long straight brown hair,
> archless feet, no makeup, and Birkenstocks with
> white socks. She prefers
> that you call her "Willow." She does not want or
> need a Ken doll, but if you
> purchase two Laguna Beach Barbie's, you get a
> rainbow flag sticker free. :2purples:
>
> Long Beach Barbie
> This Barbie now comes with a stroller and infant
> doll. Optional accessories
> include a GED and a bus pass. Gangsta Ken and his
> '79 Caddy were available,
> but are now very difficult to find since the
> addition of an infant. :jawdrop:
FUNNNNNNY

76ANTHONY
10-06-2005, 12:17 PM
River Barbie
Hair color optional, she comes complete with lifted truck towing large high performance boat (option to choose graphics) portable pole, beer bong
multiple bikinis, black fly sunglasses or Spys, beads, and OP6C stickers.
River Kens are optional, but always many to chose from he comes complete with boardshorts and extra beads.
no show barbigrl
never shows her face
kens just a stalker named 70 somethin
misses the best bruiser parties
never pm's you back
hmmmmmm sound familiar????? :crossx:

OGShocker
10-06-2005, 12:37 PM
no show barbigrl
never shows her face
kens just a stalker named 70 somethin
misses the best bruiser parties
never pm's you back
hmmmmmm sound familiar????? :crossx:
You forgot the pull string... " I never date guys from the Forums" feature.

HOOTER SLED-
10-06-2005, 02:36 PM
You forgot the pull string... " I never date guys from the Forums" feature.
Holy shiznit that is funny!!!LMAO

WYRD
10-06-2005, 03:07 PM
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! meow :D
Did I say that outloud? :2purples: :wink:

Throttle
10-06-2005, 03:20 PM
ultra lucky,
where is the claremont barbie?