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MsDrmr
10-08-2005, 03:06 PM
Okay, there are always men and women with corney Pick up lines, since there was a thread about "favoriate pick-up lines" whats your favoriate rejection line :D
Have fun and be creative

ROZ
10-08-2005, 03:14 PM
If I'm going to cheat, it's going to be with an upgrade :D

76ANTHONY
10-08-2005, 03:16 PM
i like this on, NO :D

jdogginla
10-08-2005, 03:16 PM
Sure........my herpes broke out last week. I'm fine now though. :D

MsDrmr
10-08-2005, 03:18 PM
Sure........my herpes broke out last week. I'm fine now though. :D
good one :squiggle:

topless
10-08-2005, 03:18 PM
I'm celibate. (I've sworn off only the men like you.)

Jbb
10-08-2005, 03:20 PM
Dont go away mad......................

Unforgiven
10-08-2005, 03:22 PM
I'm celibate. (I've sworn off only the men like you.)
YOU HAVEN'T SWORN OFF ANYONE...HOW'S THE STRAY DOG DOING???

Tom Brown
10-08-2005, 03:27 PM
Do you know Jesus is your savior?

topless
10-08-2005, 03:31 PM
Do you know Jesus is your savior?I used that one once and it worked. :D

Tom Brown
10-08-2005, 03:35 PM
I used that one once and it worked. :D
:D

YeLLowBoaT
10-08-2005, 03:35 PM
I got this 1 time:
"your not my type."
"what is your type?"
"the kind that vibrate"
don't ask got drunk in a lesbo bar.......long story

Tom Brown
10-08-2005, 03:37 PM
"the kind that vibrate"
"Don't be so sure... you should see me on coke."

topless
10-08-2005, 03:38 PM
"Don't be so sure... you should see me on coke."
Thats why I love you Tom! :D

Biglue
10-08-2005, 03:39 PM
My Standards are low but God damn. :D

topless
10-08-2005, 03:42 PM
How about Can you bark like a dog?
That ought to make em run unless they are from Beaumont. :D

Ziggy
10-08-2005, 03:45 PM
Sorry, Married....then what ROZ said :D :D

topless
10-08-2005, 03:48 PM
OK, here ya go
HE: Can I buy you a drink?
SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money.
HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like
yours.
HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must've been given your share.
HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.
HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE: Okay, get out.
HE: I think I could make you very happy.
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?
HE: Shall we go see a movie?
SHE: I've already seen it.
HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.
HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.
HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.
HE: Your body is like a temple.
SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.
HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams.

Water Romper
10-08-2005, 03:48 PM
"No thanks, but we can still be friends
:angry2:

Biglue
10-08-2005, 03:51 PM
HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must've been given your share.
HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend
That's good stuff right there. :D

HotDogz
10-08-2005, 03:53 PM
OK but YOU have to pick the scabs until I,m wet.

topless
10-08-2005, 03:56 PM
OK but YOU have to pick the scabs until I,m wet.EWWWWW I think I just threw up a little. :supp:

Phat Matt
10-08-2005, 03:56 PM
I've never been rejected. :)

topless
10-08-2005, 03:58 PM
I've never been rejected. :)There's a reason for that. You're a hottie. :)

Debbolas
10-08-2005, 04:01 PM
Do you know Jesus is your savior?
Did you know Jesus is your personal savior? He talks to me all the time and tells me what you do when your not with me........
or
my favorite.............."It's not you, it's me"
"I'm not ready for a relationship yet"
and.............
"We can still be friends"
(I've used the first one.............never had them used on me, but did wake up to find my live in boyfriend with a "friend" on the couch..... :jawdrop: ....
In the morning he asked me how long I was going to be there (meaning living with him!) This is the asshole I was stupid enough to follow to Minnesota :hammer2: Told him I was leaving that day, I couldn't get out of the house fast enough :hammer2: ( I was only 19) :burningm: Can't believe I was that dumb..................

my21advantage
10-08-2005, 06:19 PM
If your brave enough to ask a girl,
would you like to dance?
AND SHE REJECTS YOU, REJECT HER BACK
No, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants :jawdrop:

Debbolas
10-08-2005, 06:21 PM
If your brave enough to ask a girl,
would you like to dance?
AND SHE REJECTS YOU, REJECT HER BACK
No, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants :jawdrop:
Thats a good one :wink:

SnakeWrench
10-08-2005, 06:30 PM
Um, , sorry, I can't, you look WAYYYYY to much like my mom.

my21advantage
10-08-2005, 06:33 PM
Thats a good one :wink:
If you ask girl to dance and she rejects you....
"Hey, I lowered my standards to come over and talk to you, at least you can lower your standards and dance with me." :)

Debbolas
10-08-2005, 06:37 PM
If you ask girl to dance and she rejects you....
"Hey, I lowered my standards to come over and talk to you, at least you can lower your standards and dance with me." :)
You have a bunch of these!
I am saving them for my son (just in case) :D

my21advantage
10-08-2005, 06:40 PM
You have a bunch of these!
I am saving them for my son (just in case) :D
Thoughs took years of practice and lots of rejection :frown: to perfect.

Washed Ashore
10-08-2005, 09:09 PM
I just want you to know before we go any further,were not going any further

wsuwrhr
10-08-2005, 09:31 PM
"Im married"

FMluvswater
10-08-2005, 10:32 PM
Make it quick I'm only on a day pass from the psyche ward. I have to be in by ... hey where are you going? :confused:

Boa1277
10-08-2005, 10:42 PM
After having received a nice little BJ on the beach, she says lets go to your house and cuddle..
Walking back to my car I look down the street and start yelling
"whos that messing with my car"
Break into a sprint and hopefully never see her again... True Story

PHOTOGLOU
10-09-2005, 01:36 AM
How about Can you bark like a dog?
That ought to make em run unless they are from Beaumont. :D
Unless their working at a strip club looking for a dollar

YeLLowBoaT
10-09-2005, 04:45 AM
guy "if your name was helena, would you open your gates of troy and let my trogen horse in?"
girl "I don't think troy wants it in the A$$ again." then something I could not hear then boom she back hands him.

framer1
10-09-2005, 06:03 AM
I got one asshole in my pants, I don't need another one. Actually a girl said this to a buddy of mine. It worked he gave up.

Debbolas
10-09-2005, 12:54 PM
After having received a nice little BJ on the beach, she says lets go to your house and cuddle..
Walking back to my car I look down the street and start yelling
"whos that messing with my car"
Break into a sprint and hopefully never see her again... True Story
Stay away from this one :idea:

Boa1277
10-09-2005, 01:09 PM
Stay away from this one :idea:
I think I was a whole 21 at the time. Now I would take her home for the cuddle....In fact I am usually the one asking for the cuddle, oh how things change,, Karma

Debbolas
10-09-2005, 01:18 PM
I think I was a whole 21 at the time. Now I would take her home for the cuddle....In fact I am usually the one asking for the cuddle, oh how things change,, Karma
Karma is a Bitch that will get you every time :wink:

Boy Named Sue
10-09-2005, 01:25 PM
This lady was sitting at the bar alone having a drink. I sat down next to her and introduced myself. She turned to me and said, "I wish I was young, drunk, and stupid, but I'm not." Then she threw her money down and walked out.
A few weeks later at another place she walked up to me and said,"I'm sorry I was rude to you the other night, would like to get out of here and go ****? I stood there thinking of the pain and humiliation she had put me through and looked her right in the eye and said....
"Let's go."

HCS
10-09-2005, 10:14 PM
Here's a twist.
I was at a bar and an older women (quite a few years older than me) was hitting on me. Well being in a drunkin state of mind, I said, I'm game.
I had that too many beers thing going and I figured what the hell. She's looked good, she was just alot older than me.
So this was at 2am when the bar was closing. She said to me follow me over to Carrows restaurant down the street and we'll hook up in the parking lot.
I thought for a minute and said..I'm in. I'll meet you there. Thinking to myself on the way there I thought to myself. Wow a hot looking older gal wonder what she can show me? Well we meet in the restaurant parking lot and she hops into my car. I was thinking ok this is it. So she looks at me and says...
"Lets go have a cup of coffee" :notam:
I don't even drink coffee. Boy did she show her age.
I left. :notam:

Forkin' Crazy
10-09-2005, 10:26 PM
I'm lowering my standards to.......
raise my average!!! :hammer2:

FMluvswater
10-09-2005, 10:30 PM
"if you were better lookin' I'd talk to you"

Boy Named Sue
10-09-2005, 10:32 PM
Here's a twist.
I was at a bar and an older women (quite a few years older than me) was hitting on me. Well being in a drunkin state of mind, I said, I'm game.
I had that too many beers thing going and I figured what the hell. She's looked good, she was just alot older than me.
So this was at 2am when the bar was closing. She said to me follow me over to Carrows restaurant down the street and we'll hook up in the parking lot.
I thought for a minute and said..I'm in. I'll meet you there. Thinking to myself on the way there I thought to myself. Wow a hot looking older gal wonder what she can show me? Well we meet in the restaurant parking lot and she hops into my car. I was thinking ok this is it. So she looks at me and says...
"Lets go have a cup of coffee" :notam:
I don't even drink coffee. Boy did she show her age.
I left. :notam:
You left. So where did you guys go. We went to her place.

Boy Named Sue
10-09-2005, 10:32 PM
"if you were better lookin' I'd talk to you"
I am and you are.

Boy Named Sue
10-09-2005, 10:34 PM
I'm lowering my standards to.......
raise my average!!! :hammer2:
I base my life on your teachings. :cool:

HCS
10-11-2005, 07:05 AM
You left. So where did you guys go. We went to her place.
No. I threw her out of the car and left. :chi: I figured the coffee was a rejection line. :rolleyes:

MsDrmr
10-11-2005, 07:33 AM
OK but YOU have to pick the scabs until I,m wet.
thats disgusting!!! :220v: