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*!Ken's Wife!*
10-14-2005, 10:38 AM
10) The Doctor because he says, "Take off your clothes."
9) The Dentist because he says, "Open Wide."
8) The Hairdresser because he says, "Do you want it teased or blown."
7) The Milkman because he says, "Do you want it in front or in back?"
6) The Interior Decorator because he says, "Once you have it all in, you'll love it."
5) The Banker because he says, "If you take it out to soon, you'll lose interest."
4) The Police Officer because he says, "Spread 'em."
3) The Mailman because he always delivers his package.
2) The Pilot because he takes off fast and then slows down.
1) The Hunter because he always goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and always eats what he shoots.

NOTALENT
10-14-2005, 10:40 AM
haha...ur a dirty little girl... :crossx:

*!Ken's Wife!*
10-14-2005, 10:42 AM
haha...ur a dirty little girl... :crossx:
How'd you guess!? :idea:

Flashover
10-14-2005, 10:44 AM
That hunter deal is sick. Go deep and Eat before you shoot. :crossx: Yuk....

Flashover
10-14-2005, 10:45 AM
What about the Firefighter (Find em hot and leave em wet) :crossx: :crossx:

76ANTHONY
10-14-2005, 10:46 AM
Somethin On Your Mind There Little Girl?????

NOTALENT
10-14-2005, 10:51 AM
How'd you guess!? :idea:
Just a gut feelin..... :cool:

INSman
10-14-2005, 10:53 AM
haha...ur a dirty little girl... :crossx:
Lucky for us !! :p :D

MsDrmr
10-14-2005, 10:56 AM
That about sums it all up :p

NOTALENT
10-14-2005, 11:05 AM
Lucky for us !! :p :D
yes indeed, yes indeed.....
I think we need some visuals.... :D

HOOTER SLED-
10-14-2005, 11:14 AM
Somethin On Your Mind There Little Girl?????
Must be me again. She's getting all stirred up and hot cause she's gonna see me this weekend. :devil:

Unforgiven
10-14-2005, 11:25 AM
10) The Doctor because he says, "Take off your clothes."
9) The Dentist because he says, "Open Wide."
8) The Hairdresser because he says, "Do you want it teased or blown."
7) The Milkman because he says, "Do you want it in front or in back?"
6) The Interior Decorator because he says, "Once you have it all in, you'll love it."
5) The Banker because he says, "If you take it out to soon, you'll lose interest."
4) The Police Officer because he says, "Spread 'em."
3) The Mailman because he always delivers his package.
2) The Pilot because he takes off fast and then slows down.
1) The Hunter because he always goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and always eats what he shoots.
love it when you cum up with new threads... esp the NASTY ONES...hows it going sweetheart?? you taken real good care of my friend??

76ANTHONY
10-14-2005, 11:26 AM
Must be me again. She's getting all stirred up and hot cause she's gonna see me this weekend. :devil:
YEAH I THINK SHE MENTIONED THAT

UnionJack
10-14-2005, 11:29 AM
thats really good.

*!Ken's Wife!*
10-14-2005, 11:37 AM
Somethin On Your Mind There Little Girl?????
Same thing thats always one my mind!!! *WINK*

*!Ken's Wife!*
10-14-2005, 11:37 AM
love it when you cum up with new threads... esp the NASTY ONES...hows it going sweetheart?? you taken real good care of my friend??
ALWAYS!!! How are you babe!! I MISS YOU!! When do I get to see you again?

*!Ken's Wife!*
10-14-2005, 11:38 AM
Must be me again. She's getting all stirred up and hot cause she's gonna see me this weekend. :devil:
:crossx: :crossx: :crossx: :crossx:

Unforgiven
10-14-2005, 11:42 AM
ALWAYS!!! How are you babe!! I MISS YOU!! When do I get to see you again?
soon...I'm headed to vegas next weekend then to to Havi to check on the house....meet me in Vegas for the NHRA race..maybe we can get you and Shane hitched while your there....

atomickitn
10-14-2005, 11:47 AM
gotta love a dirty mind on a hot girl!!!! ...... :D

*!Ken's Wife!*
10-14-2005, 11:57 AM
soon...I'm headed to vegas next weekend then to to Havi to check on the house....meet me in Vegas for the NHRA race..maybe we can get you and Shane hitched while your there....
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Maybe!!! Not the gettin hitch thing though. That would be illegal.....he's technically still married!!

*!Ken's Wife!*
10-14-2005, 11:58 AM
gotta love a dirty mind on a hot girl!!!! ...... :D
LOL Who you callin hot!?? BABY I'm sssssssmmmmmmooooookin'!!!! LMAO
Sorry I'm frisky today!!! MEOW

Midlife Advantage
10-14-2005, 12:01 PM
You forgot one Barb! The Bartender. he says;
Liquor up front, Poker in the rear!!!!!!!!! :p

*!Ken's Wife!*
10-14-2005, 12:01 PM
You forgot one Barb! The Bartender. he says;
Liquor up front, Poker in the rear!!!!!!!!! :p
LOL Sorry 'bout that!!!

Unforgiven
10-14-2005, 12:04 PM
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Maybe!!! Not the gettin hitch thing though. That would be illegal.....he's technically still married!!
so technically...your "doing" a married dude???

*!Ken's Wife!*
10-14-2005, 12:06 PM
so technically...your "doing" a married dude???
YUP!!! I'm soooo bad HUH?

Unforgiven
10-14-2005, 12:07 PM
YUP!!! I'm soooo bad HUH?
actually I thought you are REAL GOOD!!!!!

bordsmnj
10-14-2005, 12:07 PM
i should be running 11th 'cuase i always say **** it!
but i'm married so...

Unforgiven
10-14-2005, 12:11 PM
i should be running 11th 'cuase i always say **** it!
but i'm married so...
don't ever forget your married...she'll kick you in the junk...then I'll have to move down there and be her full time bartender

bordsmnj
10-14-2005, 12:13 PM
don't ever forget your married...she'll kick you in the junk...then I'll have to move down there and be her full time bartender
lol, dr. phil should be worried about his job. your way ahead of him. :mix:

prosthogod
10-14-2005, 12:16 PM
Currently I'm in the #9 position but if you give some time I know i could move up.

Unforgiven
10-14-2005, 12:17 PM
lol, dr. phil should be worried about his job. your way ahead of him. :mix:
hows work going?? their going to hire 6 more electricians here if your interested....

bordsmnj
10-14-2005, 12:21 PM
i just dragged up after 4 years with my last company. been outa work(not really) two weeks. job s interest me but not if they are too far from O.C.. are the jobs up north there?

*!Ken's Wife!*
10-14-2005, 12:24 PM
THREAD JACKERS!!!!!!!!!!
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y275/BarbieDollQtPi/nyah.jpg

Unforgiven
10-14-2005, 12:44 PM
THREAD JACKERS!!!!!!!!!!
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y275/BarbieDollQtPi/nyah.jpg
hey..I gotta take care of a brother....besides you never now when YOU will need your shorts checked!!

Unforgiven
10-14-2005, 12:45 PM
i just dragged up after 4 years with my last company. been outa work(not really) two weeks. job s interest me but not if they are too far from O.C.. are the jobs up north there?
permanant job...paid vacation holidays paid sick days...what more can you ask for...or yea..ocean view

bordsmnj
10-14-2005, 01:41 PM
where?? central coast??

Unforgiven
10-14-2005, 01:42 PM
where??
here in the central coast..you know the company I work for...they supply power to most of the state

boatnam2
10-14-2005, 02:04 PM
what about the oil worker,drill it deep and pump it until it goes dry!

*!Ken's Wife!*
10-14-2005, 02:31 PM
hey..I gotta take care of a brother....besides you never now when YOU will need your shorts checked!!
I was just givin ya a hard time you and J are more than welcome to jack anything of mine *WINK*

bordsmnj
10-14-2005, 02:37 PM
exterioir siding painter:"if you got a crack we got the caulk"

WYRD
10-14-2005, 02:37 PM
hey..I gotta take care of a brother....besides you never now when YOU will need your shorts checked!!
Easy there sparky I will have you know I am certified in that field and I check her shorts and do it till it hertz everynight :devil:

bordsmnj
10-14-2005, 02:37 PM
I was just givin ya a hard time you and J are more than welcome to jack anything of mine *WINK*
why,thankyou. :cool:

*!Ken's Wife!*
10-14-2005, 02:39 PM
why,thankyou. :cool:
WHY.....you're very welcome!! Give your wifie a kiss for me please? Thanks *WINK*

Unforgiven
10-14-2005, 02:40 PM
I was just givin ya a hard time you and J are more than welcome to jack anything of mine *WINK*
good...then I'll be over tommorrow night..we got some "jacking" to take care of

*!Ken's Wife!*
10-14-2005, 02:42 PM
good...then I'll be over tommorrow night..we got some "jacking" to take care of
REALLY!? K :p

Unforgiven
10-14-2005, 02:43 PM
REALLY!? K :p
I'll let shane have his 5 minutes so I can get my 10 in......

*!Ken's Wife!*
10-14-2005, 02:44 PM
I'll let shane have his 5 minutes so I can get my 10 in......
WHOA WHOA WHOA!!! We need to talk sweetie!!!!

Unforgiven
10-14-2005, 02:45 PM
WHOA WHOA WHOA!!! We need to talk sweetie!!!!
damm ...thats right he's on the boards now...ok time to be good...

*!Ken's Wife!*
10-14-2005, 02:48 PM
damm ...thats right he's on the boards now...ok time to be good...
No! I ment the whole 5 minute comment...............I don't care what you've been told, but my baby is a STUD!!! If ya know what I mean *EVIL GRIN*

Unforgiven
10-14-2005, 02:53 PM
No! I ment the whole 5 minute comment...............I don't care what you've been told, but my baby is a STUD!!! If ya know what I mean *EVIL GRIN*
sure..whatever you say...you forgot who was at naci with you guys..we broke out the stopwatch...5 min 10 sec but after a smoke he was ready again...don't blame him for wanting to get back into it...

WYRD
10-14-2005, 02:55 PM
sure..whatever you say...you forgot who was at naci with you guys..we broke out the stopwatch...5 min 10 sec but after a smoke he was ready again...don't blame him for wanting to get back into it...
HA called your bluff cause we don't smoke after, we smoke during :eek: :hammerhea :crossx:

Unforgiven
10-14-2005, 02:57 PM
HA called your bluff cause we don't smoke after, we smoke during :eek: :hammerhea :crossx:
something was smoking ..ask shadow..see right after you got off of her she started to smoke...oops maybe that wasn't a "smoke" afterall.....

*!Ken's Wife!*
10-14-2005, 03:08 PM
HA called your bluff cause we don't smoke after, we smoke during :eek: :hammerhea :crossx:
Tee Hee!!!