The Death Psychiic.....

[NOTALENT]

http://www.thedeathpsychic.com/
See how your going to DIE!!!!! :D
Me...
A man posing as an employee with the gas company knocks on your door, and you let him in. Once inside your home, the man ties you to a chair at gunpoint and wraps your face in duct tape. Your home is burglarized, and prior to leaving, the man shoots you in the back of the head several times, executioner style.

[76ANTHONY]

i guess i'll be driving into oncoming traffic today :D

[Do F150's Float?]

While at a bar, a stranger slips a date rape drug into your drink. Once passed out, you are taken from the bar, raped, and murdered. :yuk:
Yikes!

[riverbound]

Looks like Im going to stop eating lunch :frown:
While scarfing down lunch, a large chunk of your meal becomes enlodged in your throat, and you choke to death.

[LAFD]

you are caught cheating at miniature golf coarse and are beaten to death witht the putter. what a boring way to die. ahahaha.

[RiverToysJas]

Me...
"A suicidal airline pilot intentionally crashes the plane you're on, killing you (and everyone else on board)."
Yeah....like that can happen. :notam:
RTJas :D

[riverbound]

http://www.thedeathpsychic.com/
See how your going to DIE!!!!! :D
Me...
A man posing as an employee with the gas company knocks on your door, and you let him in. Once inside your home, the man ties you to a chair at gunpoint and wraps your face in duct tape. He then proceeds to have his way with you, but to his horror you enjoy it very much and ask for more,He continues but prior to leaving, the man shoots you in the back of the head several times, executioner style.
:confused:

[spectratoad]

Well I guess I will stay out of outhouses.....
While on a camping trip, you become trapped in an outhouse for days. To avoid starvation, you eat some of the waste matter floating in the toilet water. You become violently ill and die shortly thereafter.
:cool:

[LAFD]

Well I guess I will stay out of outhouses.....
While on a camping trip, you become trapped in an outhouse for days. To avoid starvation, you eat some of the waste matter floating in the toilet water. You become violently ill and die shortly thereafter.
:cool:
hahaha that would really suck.....

[boat030]

I always hated working in the yard, now I know why:
A crazed man in a hardware store fatally attacks you with a garden hoe.

[NOTALENT]

:confused:
Living out your fantasy's again???? :idea:

[Flashover]

My cable guy is going to beat me to death with his crimp tool. F*ck Him that dam cable guy... :devil:

[OGShocker]

Me,,
"While walking up an escalator, your shoelace gets caught in the moving stairs, and you are dragged all the way to the top. You die from internal injuries".
I like this one better than NT's. I have Gas Company guys in my shop all the time. :notam:

[jbtrailerjim]

While on a group tour of a candy factory, you fall over a guardrail and land on a taffy pulling machine. Your head, torso, and legs are ripped into three separate sections.
OUCH...... :jawdrop: I'll have to remember not to go tour any candy factories.

[NOTALENT]

I like this one better than NT's. I have Gas Company guys in my shop all the time.
Haha..at least mine is quick and painless...Your's sounds pretty brutal... :crossx:

[Miss Perfect]

While standing on the bleachers at a sporting event, an angry fan behind you kicks you in the back, sending you tumbling down dozens of rows of bleachers to your death.
F'n Raider Fans are going to kill me. I just knew it!

[OGShocker]

Haha..at least mine is quick and painless...Your's sounds pretty brutal... :crossx:
I don't wanna be ready to shoot my customers when they walk through the door for fear the might just be "the one" :D

[Mrs. Bordsmnj]

Gotta be careful during a storm......
You are struck by lightning and killed while walking your dog during a storm ;) I wonder if Makai lives or dies with me?????

[NOTALENT]

I don't wanna be ready to shoot my customers when they walk through the door for fear the might just be "the one" :D
Haha...man that would really make you go skitzo.... :220v:

[Charley]

While walking up an escalator, your shoelace gets caught in the moving stairs, and you are dragged all the way to the top. You die from internal injuries.
I KNEW IT I KNEW IT

[caroftheweek]

While you're having lunch at an outdoor cafe, a suicide bomber blows himself up next to you.

[dmontzsta]

Hows this one...
You die from complications of liver failure caused by years of heavy drinking.

[91nordic29]

Suffering with general depression, you slit your wrists while sitting in a warm bath. You die from rapid blood loss.
:2purples: no way. that wouldnt happen unless a glass candle jar fell and broke and hit my wrists at just the right angle. i KNOW i wouldnt do that on purpose. i would faint and drown at the thought!

[NOTALENT]

Hows this one...
You die from complications of liver failure caused by years of heavy drinking.
I think this is the most legite one yet....and quite damn possible knowing ur part of ***boat... :D

[dmontzsta]

I think this is the most legite one yet....and quite damn possible knowing ur part of ***boat... :D
yeah, I need to leave HB for a while, to get a few more years out of my life.
:)

[cxr133]

You are beaten to death by a group of thugs in a dark alley
daaamn................ thuglife for me

[FMluvswater]

Your son, who is sick of being over-disciplined, attacks you in your sleep with a knife, stabbing you repeatedly.
That's kind of creepy. :220v: Anyway as if that could happen ... Jacob isn't allowed to use knives. :rolleyes: :D

[topless]

DAMN!!!! I'm never going to the police to be a witness for anything.............here's mine
You witness an armed robbery and are questioned by police. Frustrated with your vague and ever-changing description of the suspect, the police sketch artist stabs you in the neck with a pen.

[Moneypitt]

While crossing what is typically a very quiet street, you're struck by a speeding motorist and are killed instantly.
And this after laying beside the Pearblossom road to change an under truck mounted electric pump in the dark, and surviving................MP

[Some Kind Of Monster]

This one is soooo mine:
While driving down a dark country road at well over the speed limit, you hit a deer. Severely wounded and unable to move, you bleed to death in your car. Your dead body isn't discovered until the following morning.

[Mrs. 4-B]

Anyone else with me here...??? This thread is morbid!

[cxr133]

DAMN!!!! I'm never going to the police to be a witness for anything.............here's mine
You witness an armed robbery and are questioned by police. Frustrated with your vague and ever-changing description of the suspect, the police sketch artist stabs you in the neck with a pen.
i think this is funny!!!!
you ever been kinda listening to some dumbshits story and wish you could just stab them in the neck and say SHUT the fawk up

[djunkie]

An improperly hung ceiling fan falls from above you while it's running. The fast-moving blades slice through your neck with ease, launching your head across the room.
Great!!!! Now I'm gonna be inspecting ceilings fans in every room I walk into.

[76ANTHONY]

An improperly hung ceiling fan falls from above you while it's running. The fast-moving blades slice through your neck with ease, launching your head across the room.
Great!!!! Now I'm gonna be inspecting ceilings fans in every room I walk into.
i call b.s on this one we all know how your gonna die............. :D
monkey boy

[MAINEVENT]

While having fun with fireworks, an M-80 blows up in your hand. You die from massive blood loss.....
Thats pretty fockn scary knowing i love to play with fireworks :devil: :devil:

[76ANTHONY]

DAMN!!!! I'm never going to the police to be a witness for anything.............here's mine
You witness an armed robbery and are questioned by police. Frustrated with your vague and ever-changing description of the suspect, the police sketch artist stabs you in the neck with a pen.
oh i like this one :D :D :D

[mondorally]

An ex-friend beats you to death with a full gallon of paint.

[bunny 166]

While at a concert, someone is going to call in a bomb threat and I am going to be trampled to death by the stampede....
Hey Andrew, cancel my Eagles tickets!! :D

[topless]

oh i like this one :D :D :DYou would like it wouldn't you> :argue:

[76ANTHONY]

You would like it wouldn't you> :argue:
i think you should have gotten bunny's :yuk: :D :D :devil:

[topless]

i think you should have gotten bunny's :yuk: :D :D :devil:I didn't see hers. Try your screen name and see what happens.

[76ANTHONY]

While attempting to remove a slice of burnt toast from your toaster using a metal fork, you're electrocuted. I didn't see hers. Try your screen name and see what happens.

[mondorally]

Using my screen name
While attempting to climb a barbed wire fence, you lose your grip and fall, slicing your neck in several areas. You bleed to death slowly.

[topless]

YIKES!!!! Under my screen name, I'm mauled to death by a rabid pitbull!!! :jawdrop:

[FMluvswater]

YIKES!!!! Under my screen name, I'm mauled to death by a rabid pitbull!!! :jawdrop:
Where's chrissy? :D

[76ANTHONY]

:idea: :idea: :idea:

[topless]

Where's chrissy? :DWho's Chrissy?

[Creator]

During Thanksgiving dinner, old family differences surface and escalate quickly. In the midst of the melee, you are beaten to death with a turkey leg.
I guess I won't have too much to be thankful for this year.

[25Elmn8r]

An improperly hung ceiling fan falls from above you while it's running. The fast-moving blades slice through your neck with ease, launching your head across the room.
I guess I wont be hanging the Ceiling Fan I just bought!

[riverracerx]

After a heated argument with a crazed dry cleaner, he savagely strangles you to death with your own pants.
I don't even go to the dry cleaners! :shift:

[soupersonic]

wtf ...A large icicle falls from above your head, impaling you.
i didnt know it froze in phoenix lol

[Three Days Only]

The unfortunate target of a serial killer, your head is put into a vice and crushed.
I better be a big vice!!

[FMluvswater]

Who's Chrissy?
A pitbull owner I believe ... :idea:
Dog Attacks (http://www2.***boat.com/forums/showthread.php?t=83307)

[Garrddogg]

While in a hardware store, a strange man picks up an axe and attacks you with it, dismembering your body.