A Friday Funny for You

[MsDrmr]

A guy is in line at the supermarket when he notices that a great looking
blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him.
He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him, and
although familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so he says
"Sorry, do you know me?"
She replies "I may be mistaken, but I thought you might be the father of
one of my children."
His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful.
"Holy crap," he says, "Are you that stripper from my bachelor party that I
had sex with on the pool table in front of all my friends while your
girlfriend whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber in my rear?"
"No," she replies, "I'm your son's English Teacher

[OGShocker]

:supp: :supp: :supp: :D

[76ANTHONY]

dooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh dam teachers :D :devil:

[spectratoad]

An elementary teacher starts a new job at a school in San Diego, and trying
to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that she's a Chargers fan.
She asks the class to raise their hands if they too are Chargers fans.
Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.
The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says: "Mary, why didn't you
raise your hand?"
Because I'm not a Chargers fan," she replied.
The teacher, still shocked, asked: "Well, if you're not a Chargers fan,
then who do you support?"
"I'm a Broncos fan, and proud of it," Mary replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears. "Mary, why are you a Broncos fan?"
"Because my mom and dad are from Denver and my mom is a Broncos fan and my
dad is a Broncos fan, so I'm a Broncos fan too!"
"Well," said the teacher, in an obviously annoyed tone, "that's no reason
for you to be a Broncos fan.
You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time.
What if your Mom was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict and a car
thief, what would you be then?"
Mary said, "Then I 'd be a Raiders fan!"