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FuelInMyVeins82
10-20-2005, 12:05 AM
K Not sure if this belongs here but what the heck
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the
aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?
He answers, " You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper.
So, I figure if I have to roll my own .......... so does she.

BigBlockBaja
10-20-2005, 12:19 AM
Thats all sandbar material.. funny joke though.

FuelInMyVeins82
10-20-2005, 03:44 PM
K will do thanx

Tom Brown
10-20-2005, 03:45 PM
Nice. :D

Nord
10-20-2005, 04:00 PM
lol........... :hammer2:

Boatcop
10-20-2005, 07:26 PM
Clem and Zeke are walking down the street. Clem says to Zeke:
"Damn, I'm bored. And we don't have enough money to do anything fun"
Zeke says, "Gee, I don't know. Lets see how much money we have."
They dig into their pockets and come up with $4.79.
Zeke takes the money and runs into the drug store, coming out a few minutes later with a box of Tampons.
Clem asks, "Now what the hell are we going to do with those?"
Zeke says: "Look right here on the side of the box. It says you can go swimming, you can go horse-back riding........"