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Biglue
10-25-2005, 04:17 PM
Without directly bagging on someone's mom, what are some of the funniest ones you have heard or used.
Here's mine.
You're momma is so ugly she walked into a haunted house and walked out with a job application.
1stepcloser
10-25-2005, 04:27 PM
Your momma's so fat, she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her 17 years to live....
KineticoH20
10-25-2005, 04:37 PM
Your momma's so fat her blood type is Ragu!
KineticoH20
10-25-2005, 04:38 PM
Your momma's so ugly, your family has to tie a pork chop around her neck so the dog will play with her.
Boatcop
10-25-2005, 05:19 PM
Your Momma's so fat she has her own zip-code.
CARRERA
10-25-2005, 05:21 PM
Your mama is so fat, that when her pager goes off people thinks she is backing up.
Boatcop
10-25-2005, 05:24 PM
Your Momma's so ugly you could stick her face in dough and make gorilla cookies.
SoCalHD
10-25-2005, 05:28 PM
Your mommas so fat, she needs a running start to step off the curb....
Kim Hanson
10-25-2005, 05:41 PM
yo mama is so stupid she thought duncan dounuts was a basket ball team............( . )( . )......... :D
396_WAYS_TO_SPIT
10-25-2005, 05:55 PM
your mamas so broke she had to put juicy fruit on layaway :D
Starloans
10-25-2005, 06:22 PM
Yo mommas so ugly, she makes Ray Charles flinch.
Yo mommas so ugly, she makes Ray Charles flinch.
:D
DEMOMAN
10-25-2005, 08:07 PM
Your mommas so cheap she goes to KFC and licks other peoples fingers.
OliverM5
10-25-2005, 08:58 PM
yo mama so skinny, she can hula hoop with a cheerio
Yo mama so small, she can hang glide on a dorito
yo mama armpit so hairy, looks like she got Buckwheat in a headlock
yo mama so short, she plays handball with the curb
:D :D :D :D :D
jimthetoolman
10-25-2005, 09:25 PM
Your Momma so fat after sex she don't smoke a cigarette she smokes a turkey.
Your Momma so fat she's from both sides of the family.
Newcastle
10-25-2005, 09:50 PM
yo' mamma is so fat she rolled over on a Super Nintendo and made 4 Gameboys!
yo' mamma's butt cheeks are so fat they look like 2 pigs fighting over a Milk Dud!
yo mamma's so fat, went she went to the top of the St. Louis Arch it turned into a McDonald's sign!
Boozer
10-25-2005, 09:50 PM
Your mama so fat she sweats Crisco.
Your mama so hairy she looks like a chia pet with a sweater on.
Your mama so stupid someone said it was Chilly outside and she grabbed a bowl.
yo' mamma's butt cheeks are so fat they look like 2 pigs fighting over a Milk Dud!
Oh shit! I am crying on that one. :cry:
Newcastle
10-25-2005, 10:16 PM
Oh shit! I am crying on that one. :cry:
It's my favorite too! :D
AltarGirl
10-25-2005, 10:17 PM
This entire thread just made my night! I'm dyin here! :D
olbiezer
10-25-2005, 10:21 PM
your momma is so fat someone told her to hull ass and she had to make two trips!!!!!
pixilatedpussy
10-25-2005, 10:26 PM
LMFAO! Thanks guys! :p
koolbreeze
10-26-2005, 05:09 AM
yo momma is so fat, that when she gets in the bath tub the water also rises in the toliet.
yo momma is so fat, that i hafta roll over twice just to get off of her.
Larry Nebb
10-26-2005, 05:52 AM
your momma is so fat ....... and I still hit that shit!! :eek:
lucky
10-26-2005, 06:31 AM
Your Mama's So Ugly - Your Daddy Slapped Her With An Ugly Stick And She Got Two Shades Prettier
YeLLowBoaT
10-26-2005, 06:33 AM
Your momma is so fat she sank my boat. ( I know, but I had to do it)
waterwitch
10-26-2005, 07:35 AM
this thread sure looks familiar. :D
Biglue
10-26-2005, 07:48 AM
Your momma is so broke her grand daddy's picture is on the one dollar food stamp.
Biglue
10-26-2005, 07:49 AM
this thread sure looks familiar. :D
:rollside:
Miss Perfect
10-26-2005, 07:49 AM
this thread sure looks familiar. :D
But just as funny! :D
Red Eye
10-26-2005, 08:14 AM
Your mommas so fat, she uses the freeway as a slip n slide.
lucky
10-26-2005, 08:18 AM
your ma ma's so fat when she went shopping for a new moooo moooooo - the cow hid
Excessive Force
10-26-2005, 08:30 AM
your mommas so fat, the bitch irons her clothes in the driveway :squiggle:
Excessive Force
10-26-2005, 08:31 AM
your mommas so fat, she gets her toe nails done a Earl Sheib's :cool:
Excessive Force
10-26-2005, 08:32 AM
your mommas teeth are so yellow when she smiles traffic slows :rolleyes:
rvrtoy
10-26-2005, 08:40 AM
Your Momma is so fat that when she walks into KFC and orders, when they ask her what size? She said " The one on the roof". :eek:
Redneck
10-26-2005, 08:42 AM
ok lets get off mommas since i just got off of yours
olbiezer
10-26-2005, 08:44 AM
your moma is so ugly her vibrator when limp.......
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
she could only be Yo mamma
Yo Mamma is so fat,
her college graduation picture was an aerial photograph
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
she entered the ugly contest and the judge said, "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
she has to get the baby drunk to breast feed it
Yo Mamma is so fat,
last time she went to Sea World Shamu got a hard on.
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
the Pro-Lifers would make an exception in her case
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she fell off a boat and the captain yelled "Land Ho!"
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
when two guys broke into her apartment, she yelled "rape" and they yelled "NO!"
Yo Mamma is so fat,
when she takes her bra off she looks like she has four big toes.
Waldo
10-26-2005, 09:04 AM
Your mom is so fat, you need a Thomas Guide to find her ass-hole.
(Why you would want to find it...I don't know?) :eek:
riverfamily
10-26-2005, 09:19 AM
Yo momma so fat when she wears a red dress all the kids on the block yell "Hey Koolaid" from Eddy Murphy
Biglue
10-26-2005, 09:27 AM
your moma is so ugly her vibrator when limp.......
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
she could only be Yo mamma
Yo Mamma is so fat,
her college graduation picture was an aerial photograph
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
she entered the ugly contest and the judge said, "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
she has to get the baby drunk to breast feed it
Yo Mamma is so fat,
last time she went to Sea World Shamu got a hard on.
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
the Pro-Lifers would make an exception in her case
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she fell off a boat and the captain yelled "Land Ho!"
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
when two guys broke into her apartment, she yelled "rape" and they yelled "NO!"
Yo Mamma is so fat,
when she takes her bra off she looks like she has four big toes.
LMFAO. That's funny shiot right there.
sorry dog
10-26-2005, 09:56 AM
Yo momma's so stupid, that she gave your uncle a blow job to help his unemployment.
lucky
10-26-2005, 10:00 AM
your momma so fat , she makes crack every time she walks
THATJEFFGUY
10-26-2005, 04:27 PM
Yo mama stinks so much that her own shadow follows five minutes behind her!
Yo mama is so black that when she shows up for night school they mark her absent!
Yo mama is so fat she fills up the bathtub THEN puts in the water!
Yo mama is so fat that when I climbed up on top of her I burned my ass on the ceiling light
Yo mama is just like a public toilet...round, white and full of shit!
Your mama so ugly that she just paid the ticket.
deltarat
10-26-2005, 04:41 PM
your momma is so fat someone told her to hull ass and she had to make two trips!!!!!
ROTFLMAO and crying!!!!!
deltarat
10-26-2005, 04:46 PM
Your momma is so fat that when she saw the school bus drive down the street she yelled stop that twinky.
Boatcop
10-26-2005, 05:34 PM
Your Momma's so fat she weighs 350 pounds.
Oh wait. That's not very funny.
Never mind. :rolleyes:
O.k guys lets get off moms because I just got off yours!!!!!
Oh!
:hammer2:
Keith
10-27-2005, 07:17 AM
Can I play too?
Your mamma's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs!
Biglue
10-27-2005, 07:42 AM
Your momma so black she uses Armor All for skin lotion. :D
Excessive Force
10-27-2005, 07:44 AM
well since the PC ice has been broken...Your mommas so black, when she got shot, the bullets went back for flashlights
Dave C
10-27-2005, 07:47 AM
yo mama so fat, when she sits around the house.... she sits AROUND the house
Screaming Pete
10-27-2005, 07:50 AM
Your Mama so fat she has her clothes made by Omar the Tent Maker :cry:
Aqua Boogie1
10-27-2005, 09:02 AM
Your momma so stupid, when she saw the sign "Airport Left", she turned around and went home.
Aqua Boogie1
10-27-2005, 09:05 AM
Yo momma soooo old, she quirts powdered milk from her breast..........
Rev. Williams
10-27-2005, 09:37 AM
Your Momma's teeth is so yellow, I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY'RE NOT BUTTER!!
Your Momma's cooking is so bad, The flys pitched in the get you a screen door
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