View Full Version : paper ass gaskets....
YeLLowBoaT
11-04-2005, 11:43 AM
if this guy had only used 1.....
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051103/ap_on_fe_st/toilet_seat_lawsuit;_ylt=AvwPQ4Wg03nDuhK1tW5gHTUZ. 3QA;_ylu=X3oDMTA4cmUwbnA1BHNlYwMxNzAy
You mean the waxie type?
Doesn't matter, I always double gasket!
Wander what kind of glue it was? Sue the glue manufacture. :messedup:
Sleek-Jet
11-04-2005, 11:50 AM
"They just let me rot."
That is an unfortunate choice of words in this situation... :D
I wonder if the perp actually purchased the glue there or if it was stolen from the sales floor :idea:
The radio said the guys passed out as he was being escorted out of the store with the toilet seat stuck to his but...
h2oski2fast
11-04-2005, 11:52 AM
"This is not Home Depot's fault," he said. "But I am blaming them for letting me hang in there and just ignoring me."
End of lawsuit.
That's what he gets for taking a shit at Home Depot.
Schiada76
11-04-2005, 12:20 PM
Cool!
I'm heading to Home Depot with a tube of super glue right now.
So what if I loose a little skin off my ass, it'll be worth millions. :idea:
HOOTER SLED-
11-04-2005, 12:24 PM
Home Depot. America's GLUE it yourself warehouse. :D :D You think Goof Off would have worked? :rollside:
H20 Toie
11-04-2005, 12:25 PM
Cool!
I'm heading to Home Depot with a tube of super glue right now.
So what if I loose a little skin off my ass, it'll be worth millions. :idea:
The lady that did the finger in the chili at wendys didn't her millions
Schiada76
11-04-2005, 04:29 PM
Yeah but she was an idiot. I'm way smarter than her.
I'm gonna bring a tube of super glue into the shitter, spread a nice thin layer over the seat and then hide the evidence, the tube of glue, up my ass so when they search me to see if I'm pulling a fast one they'll never find the tube of glue. ;) :supp: :2purples:
H20 Toie
11-04-2005, 04:32 PM
Yeah but she was an idiot. I'm way smarter than her.
I'm gonna bring a tube of super glue into the shitter, spread a nice thin layer over the seat and then hide the evidence, the tube of glue, up my ass so when they search me to see if I'm pulling a fast one they'll never find the tube of glue. ;) :supp: :2purples:
unless it glues you ass shut and they have to operate and then check for finger prints and also get you partner in crime :hammer2:
Schiada76
11-04-2005, 05:00 PM
After what the doc did to my ass yesterday I might just glue it shut! :( :idea: :supp:
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