paper ass gaskets.... [Archive]

YeLLowBoaT

11-04-2005, 11:43 AM

if this guy had only used 1.....
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051103/ap_on_fe_st/toilet_seat_lawsuit;_ylt=AvwPQ4Wg03nDuhK1tW5gHTUZ. 3QA;_ylu=X3oDMTA4cmUwbnA1BHNlYwMxNzAy

ROZ

11-04-2005, 11:44 AM

You mean the waxie type?
Doesn't matter, I always double gasket!

HCS

11-04-2005, 11:48 AM

Wander what kind of glue it was? Sue the glue manufacture. :messedup:

Sleek-Jet

11-04-2005, 11:50 AM

"They just let me rot."
That is an unfortunate choice of words in this situation... :D

ROZ

11-04-2005, 11:51 AM

I wonder if the perp actually purchased the glue there or if it was stolen from the sales floor :idea:
The radio said the guys passed out as he was being escorted out of the store with the toilet seat stuck to his but...

h2oski2fast

11-04-2005, 11:52 AM

"This is not Home Depot's fault," he said. "But I am blaming them for letting me hang in there and just ignoring me."
End of lawsuit.

HCS

11-04-2005, 11:53 AM

That's what he gets for taking a shit at Home Depot.

Schiada76

11-04-2005, 12:20 PM

Cool!
I'm heading to Home Depot with a tube of super glue right now.
So what if I loose a little skin off my ass, it'll be worth millions. :idea:

HOOTER SLED-

11-04-2005, 12:24 PM

Home Depot. America's GLUE it yourself warehouse. :D :D You think Goof Off would have worked? :rollside:

H20 Toie

11-04-2005, 12:25 PM

Cool!
I'm heading to Home Depot with a tube of super glue right now.
So what if I loose a little skin off my ass, it'll be worth millions. :idea:
The lady that did the finger in the chili at wendys didn't her millions

Schiada76

11-04-2005, 04:29 PM

Yeah but she was an idiot. I'm way smarter than her.
I'm gonna bring a tube of super glue into the shitter, spread a nice thin layer over the seat and then hide the evidence, the tube of glue, up my ass so when they search me to see if I'm pulling a fast one they'll never find the tube of glue. ;) :supp: :2purples:

H20 Toie

11-04-2005, 04:32 PM

Yeah but she was an idiot. I'm way smarter than her.
I'm gonna bring a tube of super glue into the shitter, spread a nice thin layer over the seat and then hide the evidence, the tube of glue, up my ass so when they search me to see if I'm pulling a fast one they'll never find the tube of glue. ;) :supp: :2purples:
unless it glues you ass shut and they have to operate and then check for finger prints and also get you partner in crime :hammer2:

Schiada76

11-04-2005, 05:00 PM

After what the doc did to my ass yesterday I might just glue it shut! :( :idea: :supp: