lucky
11-05-2005, 09:46 AM
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> The Bear
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> On a tour of Alaska, the Pope took a couple of days
> off to visit the mountains for some sightseeing. He
> was cruising along a campground in the Pope-mobile
> when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of
> the woods. A helpless Democrat, wearing sandals,
> shorts, and a "Save the Whales" T-shirt, was
> struggling frantically, thrashing around and trying to
> free himself from the jaws of a 10-foot grizzly.
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> As the Pope watched, horrified, a group of Republican
> loggers came racing up. One quickly fired a 44 magnum
> into the bear's chest. The other two reached up and
> pulled the bleeding semiconscious Democrat from the
> bear. Then using long clubs, the three loggers beat
> the bear to death and two of them threw it onto the
> bed of their truck while the other tenderly placed the
> injured Democrat in the back seat.
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> As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to
> come over. "I give you my blessing for your brave
> actions!" he told them. "I heard there was a bitter
> hatred between loggers and environmental activists,
> but I've now seen with my own eyes that is not true."
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> As the Pope drove off, one of the loggers asked his
> buddies, "Who was that guy?" "It was the Pope,"
> another replied. "He's in direct contact with God and
> has access to all God's wisdom."
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> "Well," the logger said, "he may have access to all
> God's wisdom, but he sure doesn't know anything about
> bear hunting. By the way, is the bait holding up
> okay or do we need to go back to town and grab another
> one
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> The Bear
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> On a tour of Alaska, the Pope took a couple of days
> off to visit the mountains for some sightseeing. He
> was cruising along a campground in the Pope-mobile
> when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of
> the woods. A helpless Democrat, wearing sandals,
> shorts, and a "Save the Whales" T-shirt, was
> struggling frantically, thrashing around and trying to
> free himself from the jaws of a 10-foot grizzly.
>
> As the Pope watched, horrified, a group of Republican
> loggers came racing up. One quickly fired a 44 magnum
> into the bear's chest. The other two reached up and
> pulled the bleeding semiconscious Democrat from the
> bear. Then using long clubs, the three loggers beat
> the bear to death and two of them threw it onto the
> bed of their truck while the other tenderly placed the
> injured Democrat in the back seat.
>
> As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to
> come over. "I give you my blessing for your brave
> actions!" he told them. "I heard there was a bitter
> hatred between loggers and environmental activists,
> but I've now seen with my own eyes that is not true."
>
> As the Pope drove off, one of the loggers asked his
> buddies, "Who was that guy?" "It was the Pope,"
> another replied. "He's in direct contact with God and
> has access to all God's wisdom."
>
> "Well," the logger said, "he may have access to all
> God's wisdom, but he sure doesn't know anything about
> bear hunting. By the way, is the bait holding up
> okay or do we need to go back to town and grab another
> one
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