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***boateditor
11-07-2005, 10:26 PM
http://members.aol.com/brettster/dogatemycover.jpg
Here it is...hours in the making!
As you can see, the book is called The Dog Ate My Gun. It's jam-packed with every funny thing I've written in the last ten years (not counting "Reader Rides")!
This unique publication contains hilarious email pranks, cartoons, jokes, comedy sketches, pet peeves, idiotic short stories, and various odds and ends. It's a comedy smorgasbord (assuming your definition of "smorgasbord" is dried ink on paper in the form of various words and sentences...many of which make perfect grammatical sense!).
This beautiful 330-page book will be offered exclusively at online stores like Amazon.com very shortly at a cost of $19.95. However, it is available RIGHT NOW, directly from the publisher, at the insanely low price of $15.70 -- more than $4.00 off the cover price!
And, if you make your purchase before Christmas, you'll be helping victims of Hurricane Katrina (inasmuch as buying it won't cause them any direct harm).
Click here (http://www.authorhouse.com/BookStore/ItemDetail.aspx?bookid=29567) to order the book from AuthorHouse for $15.70!
Click here (http://hometown.aol.com/brettster/myhomepage/business.html) to order your very own Harriet Miers commemorative dinner plate!
Thanks for supporting the arts, as well as my debilitating crack habit.

bunny 166
11-07-2005, 10:28 PM
I want an autograph, please...I got the email, thanks... :)

ChumpChange
11-08-2005, 07:37 AM
and the true reason that the Bible fails to make any mention of dinosaurs.
Please explain.

76ANTHONY
11-08-2005, 07:42 AM
hell i'll buy one just to support a crack addict....... :D :D :D

lucky
11-08-2005, 08:05 AM
I hope it has very small words - and almost no punctuation ! and big pictures .

***boateditor
11-08-2005, 09:58 AM
and the true reason that the Bible fails to make any mention of dinosaurs.
Please explain.
That would be telling.

HocusPocus
11-08-2005, 10:19 AM
does it have a lot of pictures? otherwise i would have to get my wife to read it to me. :hammer2: :hammer2:

Tom Brown
11-08-2005, 10:24 AM
Ordered.
This better not be another one of your gags. :mad:

pixilatedpussy
11-08-2005, 10:26 AM
http://members.aol.com/brettster/dogatemycover.jpg
Here it is...hours in the making!
As you can see, the book is called The Dog Ate My Gun. It's jam-packed with every funny thing I've written in the last ten years (not counting "Reader Rides")!
This unique publication contains hilarious email pranks, cartoons, jokes, comedy sketches, pet peeves, idiotic short stories, and various odds and ends. It's a comedy smorgasbord (assuming your definition of "smorgasbord" is dried ink on paper in the form of various words and sentences...many of which make perfect grammatical sense!).
This beautiful 330-page book will be offered exclusively at online stores like Amazon.com very shortly at a cost of $19.95. However, it is available RIGHT NOW, directly from the publisher, at the insanely low price of $15.70 -- more than $4.00 off the cover price!
And, if you make your purchase before Christmas, you'll be helping victims of Hurricane Katrina (inasmuch as buying it won't cause them any direct harm).
Click here (http://www.authorhouse.com/BookStore/ItemDetail.aspx?bookid=29567) to order the book from AuthorHouse for $15.70!
Click here (http://hometown.aol.com/brettster/myhomepage/business.html) to order your very own Harriet Miers commemorative dinner plate!
Thanks for supporting the arts, as well as my debilitating crack habit.
Very Nice! I will be ordering a couple for Xmas! :mix: :D

***boateditor
11-08-2005, 05:37 PM
Thanks to all who purchase (and plan to)!
Yes, there are some pictures in the book.
Here's one of them.
http://www2.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/2898please-hold.jpg

Sleek-Jet
11-08-2005, 05:40 PM
I wish I could read... :cry: :cry: :D

Rexone
11-08-2005, 06:12 PM
Thanks to all who purchase (and plan to)!
Yes, there are some pictures in the book.
Here's one of them.
http://www2.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/2898please-hold.jpg
:D
I just may have to pickup a couple of those Brett. :)

AZKC
11-08-2005, 06:15 PM
And this falls within the spam rules how :p :idea: :D

***boateditor
11-08-2005, 06:53 PM
And this falls within the spam rules how :p :idea: :D
Do you suppose I could buy back my introduction to you?