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MagicMtnDan
11-08-2005, 01:34 PM
DENVER - A man who sued Home Depot last month claiming a prank left him glued to a toilet seat made a similar allegation about another restroom more than a year ago, an official told a newspaper.
Bob DoughertyÂ’s lawsuit alleges employees at the store ignored his pleas for help on the day before Halloween 2003 because they thought he was kidding.
But Ron Trzepacz, former director of operations for the town of Nederland, where Dougherty lives, told the Rocky Mountain News in TuesdayÂ’s editions that Dougherty told him in the summer of 2004 he was glued to a toilet seat in the townÂ’s visitor center but pulled himself free.
Trzepacz told the paper he inspected the bathroom and found “no indication that anything had been on the toilet seat.” No police report was filed, he said.
DoughertyÂ’s lawyer, Mark Cohen, denied his client made such a claim and said Dougherty is willing to take a polygraph test.
“The allegation doesn’t make any sense,” Cohen told The Associated Press Tuesday.
Neither Trzepacz nor the Nederland town administrator immediately returned a call from the AP. Nederland is about 45 miles northwest of Denver.
DoughertyÂ’s lawsuit, filed Oct. 28, said officials at the store in Louisville called for an ambulance after he had been stuck for about 15 minutes. Paramedics unbolted the toilet seat, which separated from his skin, leaving abrasions, according to the suit.
The lawsuit also said Dougherty was recovering from heart bypass surgery and thought he was having a heart attack when he got stuck.
The lawsuit claims he suffered pain, humiliation and financial loss. It seeks $3 million.

pixilatedpussy
11-08-2005, 01:50 PM
3 mill is a lil excessive....what do you think? :eat:

BajaMike
11-08-2005, 01:51 PM
Another "finger in the chilli deal"?? :confused:
:D :D

fourspeednup
11-08-2005, 01:54 PM
Wow, talk about being unlucky :rolleyes: What a retard :hammerhea

pjones
11-08-2005, 02:02 PM
Just goes to prove that you should always put the
little paper thingy on the seat before ya take a poop...

Mrs. 4-B
11-08-2005, 02:03 PM
Now we're getting to the bottom line!

YeLLowBoaT
11-08-2005, 02:42 PM
They always get greedy.... if he would have asked for say 10k aand doc bills he would have got it in a heart beat. Its amazeing how ppl look at sueing ppl as a cash machine. I really want to know these ppl that lie thier a$$ off trying to get some 1 to throw cash thier way can sleep at night. For the lawyers that actaully go sue like that are just as guilty. All they see is some 1 elses deep pocket that they want into.

MagicMtnDan
11-08-2005, 03:59 PM
Just goes to prove that you should always put the
little paper thingy on the seat before ya take a poop...
ASSGASKETS!!!

mike37
11-08-2005, 04:24 PM
OK like others have said before ASSGASKETS!!! Dumb ass
and second super glue would dry to fast for anyone to set a trap like that
and if the glue was slow drying it would not stick him to the seat
so this ass glued himself to the seat just to get a law suet against home depot

SoCalKev
11-08-2005, 07:09 PM
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riverroyal
11-08-2005, 08:26 PM
Ass

Old Texan
11-09-2005, 08:12 AM
The lawsuit will never stick....

lucky
11-09-2005, 08:51 AM
his crack spackle melted and re set when it reached the coolness of the crapper :D