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Phat Matt
11-16-2005, 05:11 PM
Please watch everyone for these symptoms
The Center for Disease Control has released a list of
Symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of the
following, please seek medical treatment immediately:
1. High fever
2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching in the joints
6. An irresistible urge to shit on someone's windshield

HCS
11-16-2005, 05:19 PM
Someone with the bird flu shit all over my car. :mad:
Damn! Go to the doctor.

Boatcop
11-16-2005, 05:33 PM
Let's see now.
Bird flu is transmitted through poultry.
Pandemic is just in the beginning stage.
Thanksgiving is 2 weeks away.
Conicidence?
I don't think so.
The focking turkeys are exacting their revenge.
WE'RE DOOOOOOOOOOOMED!

Jbb
11-16-2005, 05:37 PM
Brown will be off to the races with this one.... :D