hoolign
11-18-2005, 02:00 PM
A City cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl rode up on a bicycle. The cop said to the little girl
"that's a very nice bike...did Santa bring it to you?" "Yep," the little girl said, "he
sure did!" The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5
ticket for a safety violation.The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to
put a reflector light on the back of it." The young girl looked up at
the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to
you?" "Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop. The little girl looked up
at the cop and said, "Next year, tell Santa the dick goes underneath
the horse"
"that's a very nice bike...did Santa bring it to you?" "Yep," the little girl said, "he
sure did!" The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5
ticket for a safety violation.The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to
put a reflector light on the back of it." The young girl looked up at
the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to
you?" "Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop. The little girl looked up
at the cop and said, "Next year, tell Santa the dick goes underneath
the horse"