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noxiousz28
11-21-2005, 08:00 PM
If any one has any ford jokes please post them.
Full Of Raving Drunks
Drivers Return On Foot (backwards)
Found On Road Dead
Fix Or Repair Daily
Did you know 80% of fords are still on the road today...... the other 20% made it home
77charger
11-21-2005, 08:44 PM
back in the early days so many fords had problems.the enigineers kept trying and trying til they found it when they they put a circle around the problem and colored it blue.
The circle around the ford name(or the blue oval) :rollside: :rollside:
Excessive Force
11-21-2005, 08:48 PM
man those are old and played out. :cool:
Big Kahunaa
11-21-2005, 08:50 PM
If any one has any ford jokes please post them.
Drivers Return On Foot (backwards)
thats good so the chevy and dodge guy's don't get flustered trying to figure out what kinda of car is a drof
Squirtin Thunder
11-21-2005, 08:53 PM
back in the early days so many fords had problems.the enigineers kept trying and trying til they found it when they they put a circle around the problem and colored it blue.
The circle around the ford name(or the blue oval) :rollside: :rollside:
Well the good thing is they found the problem and fixed it, so whats the deal with GM, it seems they are still dumb-founded ???
GAME TIME
11-21-2005, 08:55 PM
First On Race Day
soupersonic
11-21-2005, 08:59 PM
Focker only runs downhill
and
Flipped over reservation decoration
SummitKarl
11-21-2005, 09:11 PM
First On Race Day
yea what he said :220v:
cc322
11-21-2005, 09:13 PM
Chevy ..Chevy.. made of tin drive um out push um in :yuk:
Real men DONT wear bow ties :)
What did the Ford say to the Chevy, would you like a tow home :rollside:
:wink: :wink: :wink:
Squirtin Thunder
11-21-2005, 09:20 PM
First On Race Day
So will there be a new Big Bad Ford in the new Boat ???
blown428fe
11-21-2005, 09:26 PM
F_cked Over Rebuilt Dodge
Excessive Force
11-21-2005, 09:44 PM
Well the good thing is they found the problem and fixed it, so whats the deal with GM, it seems they are still dumb-founded ???
THANK YOU!!
mickeyfinn
11-21-2005, 09:51 PM
We always heard that cheverolet stood for:
Cracked Heads Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Every Time
dmontzsta
11-21-2005, 10:03 PM
GMC = Got Mechanic Coming
Didnt chevy just lay off 30,000 employees and close 9 plants today? thats how well they do. :)
Kim Hanson
11-21-2005, 10:06 PM
F-ock
O-off
R-ice
D-ick.........( . )( . )........ :p