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Ziggy
11-22-2005, 05:19 PM
Apple?....cucumber? banana? Grapes?

Her454
11-22-2005, 05:20 PM
I going to plead the 5th. :rollside:

Jordy
11-22-2005, 05:22 PM
I going to plead the 5th. :rollside:
I thought you stopped seeing him though, but kept the blower... :crossx:

Her454
11-22-2005, 05:23 PM
I thought you stopped seeing him though, but kept the blower... :crossx:
OMG, ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rollside: :rollside: :rollside:

HCS
11-22-2005, 05:25 PM
I've had sex with lots of fruits.

Her454
11-22-2005, 05:26 PM
I've had sex with lots of fruits.
Your married to "fruit-cake". LMAO......................

Mrs.Racer277
11-22-2005, 07:08 PM
Your married to "fruit-cake". LMAO......................
Most turned out to be "Fruit Cakes"
Jordy--OMG LMAO!!!

topless
11-22-2005, 07:12 PM
No but I did see a really nasty porno called FUN WITH FOOD. I thought I was going to puke. It was a live sex act and the guys in the audience were all PIGS.

Dusty Times
11-22-2005, 07:18 PM
An APPLE????????????????????

Tom Brown
11-22-2005, 08:04 PM
... so I come home late after a night call at work. I'm gone about 45 minutes. It's about midnight.
I slip into bed. She turns over, wide awake. Our hands begin to caress each other, it's warm and cozy.
Things get start getting hot and I go down on her. We both love it when I do that.
I start pretty gentle but after a few minutes, it's getting pretty focused.
Right about then... I'm licking away... and out pops a grape. WTF?
... out pops another grape.
Everything worked out nicely. Afterward, I was holding her... both of us relaxed and content... I said, “What if I wasn't in the mood? You would have brewed up a chardonnay in there.” She said, “You're always in the mood.” There was no further need for discussion and we drifted off, blissfully happy together.

soupersonic
11-22-2005, 08:05 PM
An APPLE????????????????????
thats what i was thinking to
maybe they know something we dont

SANGERBRU
11-22-2005, 10:01 PM
My ex Liked cucumbers ? Go figure.

HCS
11-23-2005, 12:17 AM
Your married to "fruit-cake". LMAO......................
Anymore it's sponge cake Traci. LMAO! :D

Jbb
11-23-2005, 03:33 AM
... so I come home late after a night call at work. I'm gone about 45 minutes. It's about midnight.
I slip into bed. She turns over, wide awake. Our hands begin to caress each other, it's warm and cozy.
Things get start getting hot and I go down on her. We both love it when I do that.
I start pretty gentle but after a few minutes, it's getting pretty focused.
Right about then... I'm licking away... and out pops a grape. WTF?
... out pops another grape.
Everything worked out nicely. Afterward, I was holding her... both of us relaxed and content... I said, “What if I wasn't in the mood? You would have brewed up a chardonnay in there.” She said, “You're always in the mood.” There was no further need for discussion and we drifted off, blissfully happy together.
Them wasn't grapes from what I heard Brown....she told me they were milk duds.....you must have been pretty drunk... :cool:

lucky
11-23-2005, 07:12 AM
No but I did see a really nasty porno called FUN WITH FOOD. I thought I was going to puke. It was a live sex act and the guys in the audience were all PIGS.
bench racers ?

topless
11-23-2005, 07:23 AM
bench racers ?I think I even saw Kim Hanson in the audience.

Tom Brown
11-23-2005, 08:23 AM
Them wasn't grapes from what I heard Brown....she told me they were milk duds.....you must have been pretty drunk... :cool:
Now that you mention it, she loved chocolate. :idea:

SummitKarl
11-23-2005, 08:25 AM
Now that you mention it, she loved chocolate. :idea:
hey Tom....Knucklehead..........FLIP HER OVER!!!!!!!! :)