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JetBoatRich
11-24-2005, 07:53 AM
How Many People Started Thanksgiving with Sex
:cool: :cool:

Dusty Times
11-24-2005, 07:57 AM
All this talk about sex isn't fair :cry:
My wife just had a baby 2 1/2 weeks ago. If the doctor would let her she still remembers the hell she went through and blames me. The only breasts I'm gonna see will be the turkeys :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

charlyox
11-24-2005, 08:01 AM
I did @ 7:00. Happy thanksgiving everyone!

HammerDown
11-24-2005, 08:03 AM
Funny you should mention it... :rollside:
I waxed that ars...got some stank on my hang-low :rollside:

sorry dog
11-24-2005, 08:36 AM
All this talk about sex isn't fair :cry:
My wife just had a baby 2 1/2 weeks ago. If the doctor would let her she still remembers the hell she went through and blames me. The only breasts I'm gonna see will be the turkeys :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
Took about 2 months for mine to momentarily forget it's all my fault and that took a six pack.
You could try the Tom Brown method and place a turkey on your weiner and chase her around the house with it.

Jbb
11-24-2005, 08:46 AM
You could try the Tom Brown method and place a turkey on your weiner and chase her around the house with it.
:eek:
Tom the Turkey..?

JetBoatRich
11-24-2005, 09:01 AM
To say Tom stuffed the Turkey today is an understatment :220v:

Wet Dream
11-24-2005, 09:22 AM
Guilty :D

Tom Brown
11-24-2005, 09:23 AM
Took about 2 months for mine to momentarily forget it's all my fault and that took a six pack.
You could try the Tom Brown method and place a turkey on your weiner and chase her around the house with it.
Who wants white meat?!!!

Infomaniac
11-24-2005, 09:29 AM
:D :rollside: :D

Kilrtoy
11-24-2005, 09:34 AM
You feeling ok RICH, I cant beleive you fell in to this also

JetBoatRich
11-24-2005, 12:09 PM
You feeling ok RICH, I cant beleive you fell in to this also
I know could not resist :rolleyes: I better delete it :idea:

hoolign
11-24-2005, 01:16 PM
How Many People Started Thanksgiving with Sex
:cool: :cool:
I gave thanks for the lord for giving me the ability to switch hands and gain a stroke...doe sthat count??? :D

chub
11-24-2005, 01:38 PM
Made coming in to work that much easier. She even bought beer for when I get home.
I guess she's a keeper!

Tom Brown
11-24-2005, 01:40 PM
Made coming in to work that much easier. She even bought beer for when I get home.
I guess she's a keeper!
Great find, Chub!

cxr133
11-24-2005, 01:53 PM
hmm............ sounds like aloota people got lucky this morning.
do you think something about stuffing turkeys makes em horny??

PBOCOP
11-24-2005, 06:44 PM
Must be the day !! I was sound asleep and woke up something riding me deep and hard !!
Woooohoooo Happy Turkey Day !
:220v:

JetBoatRich
11-24-2005, 07:28 PM
hmm............ sounds like aloota people got lucky this morning.
do you think something about stuffing turkeys makes em horny??
Like most guys, anyday is good :rolleyes:

MagicMtnDan
11-24-2005, 10:40 PM
Who wants white meat?!!!
Uh, you mean the "other" white meat? :rolleyes:

Jyruiz
11-25-2005, 12:15 AM
I did, had it in the morning.

SoCalKev
11-25-2005, 01:02 AM
yeah, I called up the ex, and we went to the movies. and brought all that built up steam home, and got it twice.
you guys should def. go see "Just Friends"

Flying Tiger
11-25-2005, 01:09 AM
Yep, scored here.
The MD GF said "stick it in".
A whole new meaning to playing doctor

One Eyed Jack
11-25-2005, 01:12 AM
once i laid eyes on the neck
it was all over but the crying

a catered life
11-25-2005, 08:45 AM
I know could not resist :rolleyes: I better delete it :idea:
news flash "high poster jbr goes postal and talks about turkey sex"

SHAKE-YO-AZZ
11-25-2005, 08:48 AM
Must be the day !! I was sound asleep and woke up something riding me deep and hard !!
Woooohoooo Happy Turkey Day !
:220v:
Hay TMI,
any case you two have a good hoilday season

azgfboatgirl
11-25-2005, 08:55 AM
:devil: :D :D

Punchy
11-25-2005, 11:03 AM
Yes. Yes I did.
:D :devil: :D :devil: :D
The wife and I were late getting ready to go over to the in-laws, so we jumped in the shower together to save time..............needless to say, we ended up being very late :D ............