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HOSS
11-27-2005, 07:42 PM
How in the hell do yo get rid of them? Father in law tinks he owns my house now. This sum bitch is just about to get his ace kicked,,,,REAL HARD! :mad:
Telling my wife that she isn`t his daughter amongst a hell of alot of other things. Funny how I`m not part of any family talks in my own house. Must be a Honduras thing. This blow hole has gotta go. :mad:

76ANTHONY
11-27-2005, 07:51 PM
How in the hell do yo get rid of them? Father in law tinks he owns my house now. This sum bitch is just about to get his ace kicked,,,,REAL HARD! :mad:
Telling my wife that she isn`t his daughter amongst a hell of alot of other things. Funny how I`m not part of any family talks in my own house. Must be a Honduras thing. This blow hole has gotta go. :mad:
hahahaha, im right there with ya, tell him its time to go, if that doesnt work ummm killem :D

hoolign
11-27-2005, 07:52 PM
ram a cactus in his ass Hoss!!

My Man's Sportin' Wood
11-27-2005, 07:53 PM
How in the hell do yo get rid of them?
With a tractor and a bag of lime :)
I'm lucky mine don't come around. They don't like me. Mother in law and brother in law (the baby :rolleyes: ) both live within 15 minutes and we haven't seen them in 6-9 months.

76ANTHONY
11-27-2005, 07:53 PM
ram a cactus in his ass Hoss!!
god i was hoping for a reply like that hooli :D :D

Bre
11-27-2005, 07:53 PM
Open the door Hoss and motion him to get out :p

HOOTER SLED-
11-27-2005, 07:54 PM
Show him your dick like you do everyone else. Then maybe he'll back away from you. :D

hoolign
11-27-2005, 07:55 PM
Show him your dick like you do everyone else. Then maybe he'll back away from you. :D
That was my next bit of advice ! :D :D

76ANTHONY
11-27-2005, 07:57 PM
Open the door Hoss and motion him to get out :p
with your foot??? :D :D

Bre
11-27-2005, 08:01 PM
Show him your dick like you do everyone else. Then maybe he'll back away from you. :D
His father in law may want to suck it......that thing looks so yummy... bad idea

HOSS
11-28-2005, 01:38 AM
He`s been here for about a year. I just got him an`02 Dodge Ram 1500 4 door. Wife`s trippin. I can`t sleep. My business is just getting off the ground again since Katrina. Teeter-totter right now. Day by day. This phuc tells the wife I ain`t worth jack cause I on`t work. Cactus. Nah, waaaaay past that point. And I ain`t too much on callin the law. This is gonna go down soon. Waiting for his dead ass to wake up all night. I`m looking for a confrontation. Ain`t no talkin outa this one. He`s gonna have to prove he`s a man to me here shortly. :mad:

YeLLowBoaT
11-28-2005, 02:19 AM
Tell him to get out now or get out in 30 mins in hand cuffs... have him arrested for trespassing... I had a prob with one of a relaives BF.... He didn't beleave me till the cops showed up and draged his ass away( turns out there was a warrent out for him ) One of those things I had a choice rather to kick his ass and then go to jail for it or call the cops and let them do thier job.

Cole Sanger
11-28-2005, 02:37 AM
With a divorce

HOSS
11-28-2005, 03:43 AM
He`s tryin for the divorce I think. I`ve got a 14 month old. This guy is gonna get rocked.

topless
11-28-2005, 03:45 AM
Hoss, just tell him his daughter gives great blow jobs and ask him if he taught her how. That ought to make for a great confrontation. :crossx:

HOSS
11-28-2005, 04:02 AM
Thats good. Not what I have in mind,,,ut,,,goooooood. :cool:

Dusty Times
11-28-2005, 04:19 AM
And you just bought him a truck???
Repo and eviction time!!!!!!

HOSS
11-28-2005, 07:19 AM
Well, had it out abit. He kept dodgin me in the bathroom and his room by locking the door. Told my wife he is a pusss. Finally he came out and had no where to go. Told me he`s leaving today,,,,GREAT I said.
Talked to mother-in-law,,,really nice lady,, she said they owe on a 20g loan at 28% and they may loose the house from collateral. I said 20g,,,,hell and then what. We go back to Honduras. Hell,,,,,,,,consider that paid within 2 weeks. Wifes flying there to pay in person.
Like I told my wife if not,,they may be here for a GOD damn long time. 20g ain`t but spit for that. Hell, I`ll throw my boat in too! She`s happy now,,,he won`t answer his cell that I pay for.
I still want to kick his ace,,,,just for being a beach. He may be getting a tatoo of cactus jack real soon.
Moral of the story: Don`t marry a latino unless she is an orphan.

uvindex
11-28-2005, 07:22 AM
she said they owe on a 20g loan at 28%28%!!!! That sounds like the kind of loan where the guys who collect the payments bring a baseball bat or pair of pliers when they visit. Sheesh. :boxed:

78Eliminator
11-28-2005, 07:22 AM
Hoss, you need to stop paying all their F'ing bills man!!!!!

76ANTHONY
11-28-2005, 07:24 AM
hell yeah, pay to get them out, too much stress on you and the little lady, when he leaves give him a little somethin somethin, then its all good... :D

HOSS
11-28-2005, 07:42 AM
thaz wut Im talkin bout. Make sure of no return.

topless
11-28-2005, 07:44 AM
thaz wut Im talkin bout. Make sure of no return.Sorry to tell ya, but they'll never go away. Just wait till they get another loan they can't pay. :cry:

godfather
11-28-2005, 07:49 AM
Hoss, just tell him his daughter gives great blow jobs and ask him if he taught her how. That ought to make for a great confrontation. :crossx:
thats some funny shat :)

HOSS
11-28-2005, 08:28 AM
Sorry to tell ya, but they'll never go away. Just wait till they get another loan they can't pay. :cry:
Nah, there gonna sign on the ONE TIME deal. :mad:

godfather
11-28-2005, 08:35 AM
it will eventually work it self out.Yea when he leaves. later down the line he will realize that he f***ed up a good thing :220v:. by that time it will have already too late. you can give the truck to me :D :p . Hang in there HOSS.

godfather
11-28-2005, 08:39 AM
:idea: By the way hooligan might be right with the cactus in the rectum. it might just work.

HOSS
11-28-2005, 08:45 AM
Thinking more of a chlorinated disc. You know the ones for my pool. That oughta get `em all straightenned up. Probably end up looking like the Statue of Liberty. :cool:

godfather
11-28-2005, 09:05 AM
brings a whole new meaning to hit the disk. :220v:

ROZ
11-28-2005, 10:20 AM
Hoss, you need to stop paying all their F'ing bills man!!!!!
Absolutely! The guy has no reason to leave...lol

HOSS
11-28-2005, 10:26 AM
Its my wife`s parents. I`m tryin to do the right thang.

godfather
11-28-2005, 10:55 AM
Its my wife`s parents. I`m tryin to do the right thang.
by getting kicked in the junk. soungs like fun where do i sign up :cool:

HOSS
11-28-2005, 02:17 PM
Just got word,,,he`s packin`. Boy better not take what ain`t his. No greencard meens no trace! :crossx:

godfather
11-28-2005, 02:23 PM
:220v: holy crap where is he going martha's house. o well bad attitude=see YA :messedup:

HOSS
11-28-2005, 02:25 PM
Don`t know,,,supposedly getting an apartment. I think he`s stayin in nomans land in New Orleans off Claiborne...GOOD LUCK,,,,better have a gun,,,rats are real big now!

godfather
11-28-2005, 02:31 PM
there also aligators and deer running aroung there. the police are shooting them. you go from living in a nice house to on the street bummer.

HOSS
11-28-2005, 02:41 PM
yeah,,,my prediction is a week. He`ll be wanting to talk and cut a deal. I`ll pop in all the time just to see if he`s sniffin around with a key. He does, he`s in jail. Period. No playin around. Can`t talk to me to save his ace and family, to hell wit em.

godfather
11-28-2005, 02:47 PM
bubba will like that and its rent free. :skull:

HOSS
11-28-2005, 03:04 PM
free food and no bills