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bunny 166
12-06-2005, 03:58 PM
Need a good dose of laughter please...Get me out of this funk before I lose it altogether.... :cry:

MAINEVENT
12-06-2005, 04:00 PM
CAN I CALL YOU HUN???????? :rollside:

JackieV
12-06-2005, 04:01 PM
Need a good dose of laughter please...Get me out of this funk before I lose it altogether.... :cry:
Oh Bun Bun! Don't be sad!
Think of the time when PLYA fell off Mel's boat and got stuck with the name Bou-Bou...
Hope that helps. :p
That made me laugh when I heard about that incident. :)

djunkie
12-06-2005, 04:02 PM
Need a good dose of laughter please...Get me out of this funk before I lose it altogether.... :cry:
Your ugly and your mom dresses you funny.....
Oh who am I kidding? Your hot as hell and you'd look good wearing a shower curtain. :rollside: :rollside:

Do F150's Float?
12-06-2005, 04:02 PM
I know this joke about a donkey... I'm not really sure of the set up, something about a donkey walks into a bar, first he laughed, then he cried... and the punchline goes "first i told him... then i showed him!"
Hope it helps.. Kept me laughing for a few days!

JackieV
12-06-2005, 04:02 PM
CAN I CALL YOU HUN???????? :rollside:
Go back to Mexico! lol j/k :rollside:

Her454
12-06-2005, 04:02 PM
CHEER UP BUNNY!
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/139EGGNOG.JPG

JackieV
12-06-2005, 04:03 PM
Your ugly and your mom dresses you funny.....
Oh who am I kidding? Your hot as hell and you'd look good wearing a shower curtain. :rollside: :rollside:
That is funny as hell! :)

TheLurker
12-06-2005, 04:03 PM
Ok off the top of my head...
If your an American in the kitchen, What are you in the bathroom ?
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Jbb
12-06-2005, 04:05 PM
Bun Bun....sad?...
I think Hot Boat is crazy......If you are not on the cover of the next issue.....The preview pics you sent look ...delicious.... :rollside:

Jetboatguru
12-06-2005, 04:05 PM
An old man is not feeling well so he and his wife go to the Doctors office.
The Doctor tells the old man that he is going to need a stool sample, a urine sample and a semen sample.
The old man is hard of hearing and he yells back at the Doctor that he can't hear him.
The Doctor yells again that he needs a stool sample, a urine sample and a semen sample.
The old man just shakes his head and his wife yells in his ear,
"He needs your underwear dear!!!"

KACHINA KEN
12-06-2005, 04:06 PM
You guys are all fkn amateurs.
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b60/kachinaken/MISC/pancake3ol.png

Her454
12-06-2005, 04:06 PM
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/139meansanta.JPG

hoolign
12-06-2005, 04:08 PM
Tom brown once cheered up a sad bunny by simply pointing his finger at it and yelling " cheerupyoudamn bunnyYA"

riverracerx
12-06-2005, 04:08 PM
bunny I think you have the most beautiful blue eyes I have seen in a long time, and I have never even seen you in person.
Cheer up! I have a huge presentation to give to several hundered people tomorrow in Pasadena and I just finished my Powerpoint deck, and my video won't be delivered to me until tonight at 10:00pm. Yikes!!!!!!

JackieV
12-06-2005, 04:09 PM
You guys are all fkn amateurs.
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b60/kachinaken/MISC/pancake3ol.png
I don't get it...Ken
But hey Bunny, the first time I met Ken at Hooters I thought he was a male stripper. lol

VEGASBABY
12-06-2005, 04:09 PM
Ok how about this! A blond dumps a box of Cheerios on the table and says " hey look donut seeds!!" :D :D :D Well it made me feel better anyways.

Rock-A-Bye-Baby
12-06-2005, 04:11 PM
i do what i can, when i can.
The ol' turkey shocker does the trick every time..
You can thank me with some of them pics of you on haloween. Just a thought.
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/1680turkey2_copy.jpg

bunny 166
12-06-2005, 04:11 PM
What do you all do when you're in the dumps? I have counted my blessings many times today, and it makes me feel guilty to a certain extent....I think I need to keep busy....

Tom Brown
12-06-2005, 04:12 PM
Need a good dose of laughter please...
Have you heard the one about the 8 second, jet pumped, drag boat?

chub
12-06-2005, 04:13 PM
Just look at the picture of your family on the boat! Nuff said.
Summer's on the way and we'll see you at Moabi! :rollside:

Tom Brown
12-06-2005, 04:13 PM
What do you all do when you're in the dumps?
I come on ***boat and let Jbb and Hooli beat me like a railway spike. That always cheers me up.

Jbb
12-06-2005, 04:13 PM
What do you all do when you're in the dumps? I have counted my blessings many times today, and it makes me feel guilty to a certain extent....I think I need to keep busy....
I will pm you ....and tell you what you need to do........ :p

VEGASBABY
12-06-2005, 04:14 PM
What do you all do when you're in the dumps? I have counted my blessings many times today, and it makes me feel guilty to a certain extent....I think I need to keep busy.... What dumps?

Jbb
12-06-2005, 04:14 PM
Have you heard the one about the 8 second, jet pumped, drag boat?
That was uncalled for Bo....you suck...

barbigrl
12-06-2005, 04:14 PM
WHy you sad Miss Bunny??? Be happy! We all luv ya :) we need to get together soon!!

Jbb
12-06-2005, 04:15 PM
I come on ***boat and let Jbb and Hooli beat me like a railway spike. That always cheers me up.
Im a giver Brown......always have been :cool:

GHT
12-06-2005, 04:15 PM
Ok how about this! A blond dumps a box of Cheerios on the table and says " hey look donut seeds!!" :D :D :D Well it made me feel better anyways.
You better not be talking about Val :argue: :mad: .

VEGASBABY
12-06-2005, 04:16 PM
You better not be talking about Val :argue: :mad: .Thats were i get all my jokes!!! Why you home so early?

GHT
12-06-2005, 04:18 PM
What do you all do when you're in the dumps? I have counted my blessings many times today, and it makes me feel guilty to a certain extent....I think I need to keep busy....
It is hard to help or make you happy when the situation is unknown to all. It isn't any of our business either. Just remember it is only bad for a short time in relation to all of the great days. Hold your head up and think of the many things that will make you warm inside.
Hope you start feeling better soon... Oh, and by the way... SMILE...
Don

GHT
12-06-2005, 04:20 PM
Thats were i get all my jokes!!! Why you home so early?
Don't make me bust out the quote book.. Oh, yea!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That will put a smile on Bunnys face... I'll see if I can find it... :)

Roman 1
12-06-2005, 04:21 PM
What do you all do when you're in the dumps? I have counted my blessings many times today, and it makes me feel guilty to a certain extent....I think I need to keep busy....
Click on three six oh and tag your man! If you're still feelin down, spin some cube and go jack some bustas! Have fun but don't get gat!
Holla back!
R1 :coffeycup :notam:

topless
12-06-2005, 04:22 PM
Here ya go hunny bunny. It made me laugh. :)
cheating girlfriend (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5641210871)

KACHINA KEN
12-06-2005, 04:23 PM
What do you all do when you're in the dumps? I have counted my blessings many times today, and it makes me feel guilty to a certain extent....I think I need to keep busy....
This guy is keeping busy
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b60/kachinaken/MISC/monkey.jpg

AltarGirl
12-06-2005, 04:24 PM
Here ya go hunny bunny. It made me laugh. :)
cheating girlfriend (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5641210871)
That is too funny!

hoolign
12-06-2005, 04:25 PM
That was uncalled for Bo....you suck...
can i be cooter can i huh can i ...can i please can i can i??????????

VEGASBABY
12-06-2005, 04:25 PM
It is hard to help or make you happy when the situation is unknown to all. It isn't any of our business either. Just remember it is only bad for a short time in relation to all of the great days. Hold your head up and think of the many things that will make you warm inside.
Hope you start feeling better soon... Oh, and by the way... SMILE...
Don Thats some deep water right there brutha! :cry:

Tom Brown
12-06-2005, 04:26 PM
This is one of my favorites.
http://www.carlsonspeed.com/~tombrown/QuickLink/snakecharmer.jpg

Tom Brown
12-06-2005, 04:27 PM
can i be cooter can i huh can i ...can i please can i can i??????????
No. You're the Snowman.
... now go get some hamburgers for Fred.

hoolign
12-06-2005, 04:27 PM
This is one of my favorites.
http://www.carlsonspeed.com/~tombrown/QuickLink/snakecharmer.jpg
Tom Brown once tamed a cobra by pointing his finger at it and yelling " QYITHISSINGYOUPICEOFSHITSNAKE..YA"

Jbb
12-06-2005, 04:28 PM
No. You're the Snowman.
... now go get some hamburgers for Fred.
Frog.....say hello to Fred.. :p

hoolign
12-06-2005, 04:29 PM
No. You're the Snowman.
... now go get some hamburgers for Fred.
your not allowed to co-mingle movies !!! you bastard ..did you even read the scripts????

Tom Brown
12-06-2005, 04:31 PM
your not allowed to co-mingle movies !!! you bastard ..did you even read the scripts????
What we have here is a complete lack of respect for the law. :mad:

hoolign
12-06-2005, 04:32 PM
What we have here is a complete lack of respect for the law. :mad:
When I get home..i'm gonnna punch yo mama right in the mouth

Tom Brown
12-06-2005, 04:35 PM
When I get home..i'm gonnna punch yo mama right in the mouth
The hills are alive with the sound of music. :)

bunny 166
12-06-2005, 04:35 PM
Good laughs everyone...keep them coming tonight, OK? :)

KACHINA KEN
12-06-2005, 04:37 PM
Good laughs everyone...keep them coming tonight, OK? :)
Sheeeeit, mine were great whatcha takin bout. :220v:

bunny 166
12-06-2005, 04:39 PM
Sheeeeit, mine were great whatcha takin bout. :220v:
The pancake bunny is funny...I love pancakes... :boxed:

Jbb
12-06-2005, 04:42 PM
For those who might be unaware ...the crash of that plane that was returning from Baja hit very close to Bunnies life......the pilot and his family are friends of theirs and their kids are on her dance team......It all becomes a little overwhelming when your that close to something like that...Its ok to
hurt Cindy......we will hurt with you...... :( that is what friends are for....

hoolign
12-06-2005, 04:44 PM
The hills are alive with the sound of music. :)
Tom Brown once made a some hills sing by simply pointing at a pic of bunnie boobs and yelling" SINGBOOBSSINGYA"

hoolign
12-06-2005, 04:48 PM
For those who might be unaware ...the crash of that plane that was returning from Baja hit very close to Bunnies life......the pilot and his family are friends of theirs and their kids are on her dance team......It all becomes a little overwhelming when your that close to something like that...Its ok to
hurt Cindy......we will hurt with you...... :( that is what friends are for....
Hey Bunny..I hope a lil humour helps ya in this time. feelin for ya! My prayers to you and to those families that were affected!
Jeff.

Ziggy
12-06-2005, 04:54 PM
Ok how about this! A blond dumps a box of Cheerios on the table and says " hey look donut seeds!!" :D :D :D Well it made me feel better anyways.
ROTFLMAO............ :cry: :cry:
Thats the funniest...oh my eyes are watering
.
Just think of your kids and how they make you smile with the simplist of things....that always helps me out of a funk.

sanger rat
12-06-2005, 04:55 PM
(\__/)
(O.o )
(> < ) Happy bunny! :D

VEGASBABY
12-06-2005, 04:59 PM
ROTFLMAO............ :cry: :cry:
Thats the funniest...oh my eyes are watering
.
Just think of your kids and how they make you smile with the simplist of things....that always helps me out of a funk. Right on man! :cool:

BarryMac
12-06-2005, 04:59 PM
Dont know if I can make you laugh but I can tell you a simple fact, your the Hottest MILF on these boards, hands freaking down... :p :)

VEGASBABY
12-06-2005, 05:05 PM
Dont know if I can make you laugh but I can tell you a simple fact, your the Hottest MILF on these boards, hands freaking down... :p :) Well dam it! There you go! That right there should take care of it!! :D :D :hammerhea

Throttle
12-06-2005, 05:21 PM
there is no such things as a sad bunny! hang in there kiddo!
do you know jack?
bad idea, sorry!

GHT
12-06-2005, 05:28 PM
The pancake bunny is funny...I love pancakes... :boxed:
Could you please post a picture of you in fur and walking around with a stack on your head... That would be funny.. I mean cute... I mean sexy..
Well can you do it?? :rolleyes:

JB in so cal
12-06-2005, 06:06 PM
Bunny.
You've got the right idea. YOU count YOUR blessings and be thankful for every day. Like you're experiencing now, everything can end in an instant and lives can be impacted forever. You know you and yours have a very special thing going. Think about that and hold it close.
Grieve for those that are gone, but remember that you have a bunch of people that love you (HB'ers aside) and depend on you.
God speed to your friend!

Midlife Advantage
12-06-2005, 06:58 PM
My dogs Halloween costume;
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/1987Dakota_Halloween_Costume.jpg
best I could come up with in short order! gotta go home now...
sorry to hear about your friends, but thank God for yours, you have many. and a great family.
Tim

Mohave Vice
12-06-2005, 08:11 PM
What do you all do when you're in the dumps? I have counted my blessings many times today, and it makes me feel guilty to a certain extent....I think I need to keep busy....
Been there before .... just remember there are people who care about you .... because of you!

bunny 166
12-06-2005, 09:11 PM
(\__/)
(O.o )
(> < ) Happy bunny! :D
That is really cute! Thank you.... :boxed:

dicudmore
12-06-2005, 09:14 PM
That is really cute! Thank you.... :boxed:
hey bunny just remember we all luv ya :cool:

bunny 166
12-06-2005, 09:15 PM
Thank you all for your well wishes and PM's....It's nice to be reminded of all the nice people I've met here, and all the nice people I hope to meet one day....For now I am praying for my friend and the kids, and keeping busy, hoping to help them in any way I can. Like I said a few days ago, everything has been put into perspective real quick....there is so much BS that just doesn't matter....family is everything. Tell those you love how much they mean to you...you never know what will happen tomorrow.

Phat Matt
12-06-2005, 09:17 PM
(\__/)
(O.o )
(> < ) Happy bunny! :D
It's Madonna Bunny.

Windy
12-06-2005, 09:24 PM
Feel better soon Cindy...we are here for you.

phebus
12-06-2005, 09:29 PM
I am a firm believer that from negative, comes positive. there is a balance to life. My condolences to the family, and with hope, and faith, I wish healing to them. With your support and love, I hope comes peace.

ROZ
12-06-2005, 10:23 PM
You're the best avitar finder I've never met :)
I think Phebus said it best of all. We are here for you :)

Kilrtoy
12-06-2005, 10:26 PM
CAN I CALL YOU HUN???????? :rollside:
Just not at her place of employment, She likes her JOB........

Kilrtoy
12-06-2005, 10:56 PM
Oh HUNNY, Im so sorry, my BABY is sad today, Sweetie , it will be ok,
Smoochies , HUGS and KISSES
Cheer up TOOTS', you know you are my FAVORITE DARLING OF all ***boat, COOKIE
If that dont make you laugh BITCH nothing will...... :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

bunny 166
12-06-2005, 11:41 PM
Oh HUNNY, Im so sorry, my BABY is sad today, Sweetie , it will be ok,
Smoochies , HUGS and KISSES
Cheer up TOOTS', you know you are my FAVORITE DARLING OF all ***boat, COOKIE
If that dont make you laugh BITCH nothing will...... :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
LOL....Listen sex machine, keep all your sweet nothings to yourself, you DICKHEAD....... :D
Only you can talk to me like that, jackoff.... :crossx:
I love you...........azzwipe! :skull:

ROZ
12-06-2005, 11:43 PM
LOL....Listen sex machine, keep all your sweet nothings to yourself, you DICKHEAD....... :D
Only you can talk to me like that, jackoff.... :crossx:
I love you...........azzwipe! :skull:
I believe in miracles.....you sexy thang :D

bunny 166
12-06-2005, 11:44 PM
I believe in miracles.....you sexy thang :D
Doing alot of singing tonight Roz? :)

ROZ
12-06-2005, 11:49 PM
Doing alot of singing tonight Roz? :)
Yep, driving my wife crazy... the usual :D
Do you like american music?
I like american music
don't you like american music, baby...
:D

bunny 166
12-06-2005, 11:53 PM
Yep, driving my wife crazy... the usual :D
Do you like american music?
I like american music
don't you like american music, baby...
:D
Your poor wife...good thing you make the big bucks... :p Thanks for putting your desk # there in your sig...I may have to crank call you with some lyrics one day... :)

Kilrtoy
12-06-2005, 11:56 PM
Your poor wife...good thing you make the big bucks... :p Thanks for putting your desk # there in your sig...I may have to crank call you with some lyrics one day... :)
Taking a page from mainevent I see...

ROZ
12-06-2005, 11:58 PM
Taking a page from mainevent I see...
She's compiling a "crank call incase of emergency" list :D

bunny 166
12-07-2005, 12:00 AM
Taking a page from mainevent I see...
LOL...I have received quite a few calls from Mr. Main... :220v:

bunny 166
12-07-2005, 12:01 AM
She's compiling a "crank call incase of emergency" list :D
No emergency necessary, Roz...I will just call one day, you'll see... :crossx: :)

MAINEVENT
12-07-2005, 07:50 AM
LOL...I have received quite a few calls from Mr. Main... :220v:
And you liked it........... :crossx:

LaveyOne
12-07-2005, 08:07 AM
No emergency necessary, Roz...I will just call one day, you'll see... :crossx: :)
Sorry for your loss. It must be difficult.
I just wanted to drop a note to you with my best wishes. I haven't met you (yet) but you always seem to be just the sweetest person to everybody here(and I know that ain't easy ;))!!!
The clouds will lift eventually, and the "bright side" will be more evident. Til then, be strong and smile ... :rollside: :) :rollside:
Ray

pixilatedpussy
12-07-2005, 09:32 AM
So sorry to hear that you knew them Cindy...It is a very sad loss to all involved! The race circuit will indeed miss the Balwin's!
Take care hun & count those 3 beautiful blessings you see everyday! :p :p
Hope you feel better! :)

riverroyal
12-07-2005, 10:04 AM
and I visit you for lunch,were always good for a lau :) gh,even if we say nothing,were funny to look at

JB in so cal
12-07-2005, 10:09 AM
I log on at 10:07, and I see that I funny. Funny, how? Like a clown? :cool:
I was just up that way...

riverroyal
12-07-2005, 10:15 AM
I log on at 10:07, and I see that I funny. Funny, how? Like a clown? :cool:
I was just up that way...
like clowns,my mullets growing in nicely,that alone is funny to look at.Im sure we could just sit there all day and drink.You know Fresca is now showing up in fountain machines,pick up stix has it,we can sneek in some vodka.Bunny would love that,sit at here table all day,just eat garlic bread

JB in so cal
12-07-2005, 10:20 AM
like clowns,my mullets growing in nicely,that alone is funny to look at.Im sure we could just sit there all day and drink.You know Fresca is now showing up in fountain machines,pick up stix has it,we can sneek in some vodka.Bunny would love that,sit at here table all day,just eat garlic bread
And order water.
We could debate the merits of through hull vs. prop hub; Magic vs. Conquest; Ford vs. Chevy; Libs and Conservatives; Union and non; Man what a time to be had... :)
I think Bunny'd be ready for some serious professional help by the time we'd leave.

riverroyal
12-07-2005, 10:22 AM
truck?

JB in so cal
12-07-2005, 10:24 AM
truck?
Yup. Getting a liner sprayed in as we speak. No pics. Not 'till I'm done with it.

riverroyal
12-07-2005, 10:27 AM
Yup. Getting a liner sprayed in as we speak. No pics. Not 'till I'm done with it.
spinners are gonna look sweeettttt.Go with 15s,and low pro tire.And a sleeper shell,wink mirror,curb feelers,rainbow tint,all the good stuff

JB in so cal
12-07-2005, 10:31 AM
spinners are gonna look sweeettttt.Go with 15s,and low pro tire.And a sleeper shell,wink mirror,curb feelers,rainbow tint,all the good stuff
I'm having a gold Trans Am logo painted on the hood, too. Did you know you can't order T tops in a truck? I tried!

riverroyal
12-07-2005, 10:39 AM
I'm having a gold Trans Am logo painted on the hood, too. Did you know you can't order T tops in a truck? I tried!
bring it down

bunny 166
12-07-2005, 10:41 AM
Will you two stop jacking my thread and come in for lunch already??....I'll be there next Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday... :)

JB in so cal
12-07-2005, 10:43 AM
Will you two stop jacking my thread and come in for lunch already??....I'll be there next Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday... :)
OK. Continue wallowing...

bunny 166
12-07-2005, 10:50 AM
OK. Continue wallowing...
LOL...I'm a little better today...Lots of nice messages and Pm's ... :)

JB in so cal
12-07-2005, 10:53 AM
Be happy with the fact you're not going to Dallas tomorrow like me; Supposed to be 22 degrees in the morning, topping out at a steamy 40 or so...

riverroyal
12-07-2005, 10:53 AM
Will you two stop jacking my thread and come in for lunch already??....I'll be there next Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday... :)
on wednesday and friday?

lucky
12-07-2005, 10:54 AM
Hey girl -- I feel better after reading all the funnies on your thread , thank you

riverroyal
12-07-2005, 10:54 AM
Be happy with the fact you're not going to Dallas tomorrow like me; Supposed to be 22 degrees in the morning, topping out at a steamy 40 or so...
Pick me up a cowboy hat and a belt buckle,huge one.That will look good with my wranglers

bunny 166
12-07-2005, 10:55 AM
Hey girl -- I feel better after reading all the funnies on your thread , thank you
There is some good stuff in here...Feel better lucky...We are blessed.... :boxed:

bunny 166
12-07-2005, 10:56 AM
Pick me up a cowboy hat and a belt buckle,huge one.That will look good with my wranglers
You better wear your new Village Poeple outfit to the restaurant.... :p

riverroyal
12-07-2005, 10:57 AM
You better wear your new Village Poeple outfit to the restaurant.... :p
bread stick to finish the outfit :)

bunny 166
12-07-2005, 10:58 AM
bread stick to finish the outfit :)
Are you gonna eat it or put it in your pants for the rock star effect??..... :skull:

JB in so cal
12-07-2005, 10:58 AM
Pick me up a cowboy hat and a belt buckle,huge one.That will look good with my wranglers
I'm gonna track down JR Ewing and kick him in the junk...

riverroyal
12-07-2005, 10:59 AM
Are you gonna eat it or put it in your pants for the rock star effect??..... :skull:
I heard bread makes you fat,im starting my summer slim down diet.

JB in so cal
12-07-2005, 11:01 AM
I heard bread makes you fat,im starting my summer slim down diet.
You gonna do a sock for Bon Jovi?

riverroyal
12-07-2005, 11:10 AM
You gonna do a sock for Bon Jovi?
feb,maybe I can spray it with a clear coat

FMluvswater
12-07-2005, 11:37 AM
I'm glad you're feeling a bit better Bunny. I've nothing new to say, just hang in there and keep talking to people who care about you. :smile:

bunny 166
12-07-2005, 11:43 AM
I'm glad you're feeling a bit better Bunny. I've nothing new to say, just hang in there and keep talking to people who care about you. :smile:
Thanks FM.... :boxed:

ROZ
12-07-2005, 11:46 AM
No pics. Not 'till I'm done with it.
Probably too much info anyways :D

FMluvswater
12-07-2005, 11:48 AM
Thanks FM.... :boxed:
Soon as I find something funny enough (IMO, lol) to share .... :wink: