My mama told me

[ROZ]

when I was young...

[lucky]

when I was young...
It was cool to get your friends to eat stink bugs :crossx:

[SummitKarl]

My mama told me.......you better shop around :rollside:

[Liberator TJ1984]

play with it and it will break :p

[termiteguy]

if you keep doing that your going to go blind :cry:

[a catered life]

love long, keep the family happy and safe and never second quess yourself :p well i guess 2 out of three arent bad

[MAINEVENT]

evertything fine aint the finest... and everything that shine aint a diamond.... :rolleyes:

[Tom Brown]

The snakes crawl at night. That's what they say. When the sun goes down. Then the snakes will play.

[Chase]

pick it and your head will cave in

[Ducatista]

when I was young...
Mama told me when I was young
Come sit beside me, my only son
And listen closely to what I say
And if you do this it will help you some sunny day
Oh, take your time, don't live too fast
Troubles will come and they will pass
Go find a woman and you'll find love
And don't forget, son, there is someone up above
And be a simple kind of man
Oh, be something you love and understand
Baby, be a simple kind of man
Oh, won't you do this for me, son, if you can
Forget your lust for the rich man's gold
All that you need is in your soul
And you can do this if you try
All that I want for you, my son, is to be satisfied
And be a simple kind of man
Oh, be something you love and understand
Baby, be a simple kind of man
Oh, won't you do this for me, son, if you can
Boy, don't you worry, you'll find yourself
Follow your heart and nothing else
And you can do this, oh baby, if you try
All that I want for you, my son, is to be satisfied
And be a simple kind of man
Oh, be something you love and understand
Baby, be a simple kind of man
Oh, won't you do this for me, son, if you can
~Gary Rossington & Ronnie VanZant

[Froggystyle]

On the day I was born
The nurses all gathered 'round
And they gazed with wild wonder
At the joy they had found
The head nurse spoke up
Said, "Leave this one alone"
She could tell right away
That I was bad to the bone

[ROZ]

Mama told me when I was young
Come sit beside me, my only son
And listen closely to what I say
And if you do this it will help you some sunny day
Oh, take your time, don't live too fast
Troubles will come and they will pass
Go find a woman and you'll find love
And don't forget, son, there is someone up above
And be a simple kind of man
Oh, be something you love and understand
Baby, be a simple kind of man
Oh, won't you do this for me, son, if you can
Forget your lust for the rich man's gold
All that you need is in your soul
And you can do this if you try
All that I want for you, my son, is to be satisfied
And be a simple kind of man
Oh, be something you love and understand
Baby, be a simple kind of man
Oh, won't you do this for me, son, if you can
Boy, don't you worry, you'll find yourself
Follow your heart and nothing else
And you can do this, oh baby, if you try
All that I want for you, my son, is to be satisfied
And be a simple kind of man
Oh, be something you love and understand
Baby, be a simple kind of man
Oh, won't you do this for me, son, if you can
~Gary Rossington & Ronnie VanZant
Simple kinda man :cool:

[Ziggy]

Better wear underwear in case you need an ambulance ride.

[ROZ]

Better wear underwear in case you need an ambulance ride.
New pair tomorrow. Today I'm wearing yesterday's inside out :D

[Her454]

Beauty is only skin deep but ugly goes all the way to the bone. :rollside:

[FMluvswater]

Mothers know everything and have eyes in the back of their head. She'd start parting her hair at the back of her head threatening, "I see youuuuu!" and I'd run terrified from the room .... worked I was a good kid mostly! :D

[Waldo]

Life is like a box of chocolates...

[ROZ]

Life is like a box of chocolates...
Yup, I stick my finger in each one to find the flavor I like and leave the rest for everyone else.... :D

[Her454]

Mothers know everything and have eyes in the back of their head. She'd start parting her hair at the back of her head threatening, "I see youuuuu!" and I'd run terrified from the room .... worked I was a good kid mostly! :D
LOL, mine also told me that "Most mothers had to pay their kids to be good, but I was good for "nothing". I was proud as hell until about the 8th grade. Slow learner I guess LOL. :rollside:

[FMluvswater]

LOL, mine also told me that "Most mothers had to pay their kids to be good, but I was good for "nothing". I was proud as hell until about the 8th grade. Slow learner I guess LOL. :rollside:
Never was a kid so smug as me (after being told for 9 years I was the reason she never had anymore) ... as the day my lil sister was born! :D
Edit: She hadn't wanted to mess with perfection she knew no kid could compare to me :D but I was glad when my sister was born - it proved the point real well! :D My sister was my Mom's holy terror! :D

[Her454]

Edit: She hadn't wanted to mess with perfection she knew no kid could compare to me :D but I was glad when my sister was born - it proved the point real well! :D My sister was my Mom's holy terror! :D
I was the baby by "13 years" and considered the "change of life" baby so I was pure perfection.........................;)

[FMluvswater]

I was the baby by "13 years" and considered the "change of life" baby so I was pure perfection.........................;)
Of courrrrrrrrrse you were! :wink: :D

[Her454]

And I'm so thankful its followed me into adulthood................. :rollside:

[FMluvswater]

And I'm so thankful its followed me into adulthood................. :rollside:
Oh well yes of course! :D

[Cole Trickle]

My momma told me to never smell your finger after you itch your butt!! :idea:

[Tom Brown]

Mama told me not to come.