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Jbb
12-07-2005, 12:59 PM
Letter to Santa
Dear Santa,
You must be surprised that I'm writing you today, the 26th of December. Well, I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occurred since the beginning of the month! (While filled with illusion I wrote you this letter) I asked for a bicycle, an electric train set, a pair of roller blades, and a football uniform.
I destroyed my brain studying the whole year! Not only was I the first in my class, but I had the best grades in the whole school. I'm not going to lie to you Santa, there was no one in my entire neighborhood that behaved better than me. With my parents, my brothers, my friends and with my neighbors, I would go on errands and even help the elderly cross the street.
There was virtually nothing I wouldn't do for humanity!
WHAT BALLS YOU HAVE LEAVING ME A ******* YO-YO, A STUPID ASS WHISTLE, AND A PAIR OF SOCKS! WHAT THE **** WERE YOU THINKING, YOU FAT SON OF A *****, THAT YOU'VE TAKEN ME FOR A SUCKER THE WHOLE ******* YEAR, TO COME OUT WITH SOME **** LIKE THIS UNDER THE DAMN TREE. AS IF YOU HADN'T ****ED ME ENOUGH, YOU GAVE THAT LITTLE ****HEAD ACROSS THE STREET SO MANY ******* TOYS, THAT HE CAN'T EVEN WALK INTO HIS DAMN HOUSE!
PLEASE DON'T LET ME SEE YOU TRYING TO FIT YOUR BIG FAT ASS DOWN MY CHIMNEY NEXT YEAR! "I'LL **** YOU UP!" I'LL THROW ROCKS AT THOSE STUPID ASS REINDEERS OF YOURS, AND SCARE THEM THE **** AWAY, SO YOU'LL HAVE TO WALK YOUR BIG FAT ASS BACK TO THE NORTHPOLE, JUST LIKE I HAVE TO DO SINCE YOU DIDN'T GET ME THAT ******* BIKE, YOU PUNK *****!!
YOU KNOW WHAT SANTA, **** YOU!! NEXT YEAR YOU'LL FIND OUT HOW BAD I CAN REALLY ******* BE...YOU'VE BEEN SLEEPING ON A MOTHER****ER FAR TOO LONG!
SO WATCH YOUR BACK NEXT YEAR, YOU FAT *****!
Sincerely,
Little Johnny

godfather
12-07-2005, 01:06 PM
thats some funny shat. :D

Sleek-Jet
12-07-2005, 01:25 PM
I think this is how hooligan ended up where he's at today....