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*!Ken's Wife!*
12-09-2005, 11:56 AM
Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
Priest: "What have you done my child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you
know where)
Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a
son of a bitch."
Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"
Priest: "THAT SON OF A BItCH!!!"

Biglue
12-09-2005, 11:58 AM
Lmao.

pixilatedpussy
12-09-2005, 12:03 PM
Bad girl!

FMluvswater
12-09-2005, 12:04 PM
Ouch. :supp: LOL! :D

Midlife Advantage
12-09-2005, 01:51 PM
DAMN! good thing I decided against the priesthood.... :rolleyes:

djunkie
12-09-2005, 01:53 PM
Thats just wrong in so many ways.

*!Ken's Wife!*
12-09-2005, 03:10 PM
Thats just wrong in so many ways.
lol

WYRD
12-09-2005, 03:16 PM
Thats just wrong in so many ways.
like 3.................maybe 4 :idea: