a living will?

[Cas]

A man and his wife were sitting in the living room and he said to her, "Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."
His wife got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all of his beer.

[deltarat]

Lol

[Throttle]

Dat aint right!
life without football, porn and PEGGED?
no loss on the beer, I like a double jack and a splash o coke!