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wanna B V
05-17-2006, 04:01 PM
Ethel loved to speed in her wheelchair and charge around the nursing
>home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the
>long corridors.
>
>Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic, the other
>residents tolerated her, and some of the males actually joined in.
>
>One day, Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Cooky
>Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched. "STOP!" he shouted in a
>firm voice. "Have you got a license for that thing?"
>
>Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper
>&held it up to him. "OK" he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall.
>
>As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, Weird Harold
>popped out in front of her and shouted, "STOP! Have you got proof of
>insurance?" Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster and
>held it up to him. Harold nodded and said, "Carry on, ma'am."
>
>As Ethel neared the final corridor before the front door, Crazy Craig
>stepped out in front of her, stark naked, holding a very sizable
>erection in his hand.
>
>"Oh, good grief," said Ethel, "Not the breathalyzer again!"