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Her454
05-18-2006, 09:49 AM
I am thankful..............
FOR THE WIFE WHO SAYS IT'S HOT DOGS TONIGHT,
BECAUSE SHE IS HOME WITH ME,AND NOT OUT WITH SOMEONE ELSE.
FOR THE HUSBAND WHO IS ON THE SOFA BEING A COUCH POTATO, BECAUSE HE IS HOME WITH ME AND NOT OUT AT THE BARS.
FOR THE TEENAGER WHO IS COMPLAINING ABOUT DOING DISHES BECAUSE IT MEANS SHE IS AT HOME, NOT ON THE STREETS.
FOR THE TAXES I PAY BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM EMPLOYED.
FOR THE MESS TO CLEAN AFTER A PARTY
BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE BEEN SURROUNDED BY FRIENDS.
FOR THE CLOTHES THAT FIT A LITTLE TOO SNUG
BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE ENOUGH TO EAT.
FOR MY SHADOW THAT WATCHES ME WORK
BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM OUT IN THE SUNSHINE FOR A LAWN THAT NEEDS
MOWING, WINDOWS THAT NEED CLEANING, AND GUTTERS THAT NEED FIXING
BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE A HOME.
FOR ALL THE COMPLAINING I HEAR ABOUT THE GOVERNMENT
BECAUSE IT MEANS WE HAVE FREEDOM OF SPEECH.
FOR THE PARKING SPOT I FIND AT THE FAR END OF THE PARKING LOT
BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM CAPABLE OF WALKING AND I HAVE BEEN BLESSED
WITH TRANSPORTATION.
FOR MY HUGE HEATING BILL
BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM WARM.
FOR THE LADY BEHIND ME IN CHURCH WHO SINGS OFF KEY
BECAUSE IT MEANS I CAN HEAR.
FOR THE PILE OF LAUNDRY AND IRONING
BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE CLOTHES TO WEAR.
FOR WEARINESS AND ACHING MUSCLES AT THE END OF THE DAY
BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE BEEN CAPABLE OF WORKING HARD.
FOR THE ALARM THAT GOES OFF IN THE EARLY MORNING HOURS
BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM ALIVE.
AND FINALLY, FOR TOO MUCH E-MAIL
BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE FRIENDS WHO ARE THINKING OF ME .

Her454
05-18-2006, 10:01 AM
Softie :)
And its getting harder in this dog eat dog world. :rollside:

moneypit
05-18-2006, 10:03 AM
And my enormous gas bill because that means I have frikin gas guzzler :cry:

lucky
05-18-2006, 10:04 AM
And its getting harder in this dog eat dog world. :rollside:
so how would - you respond if say a strange man at your house said " hey Honey , i have a hot dog for you ?"

Her454
05-18-2006, 04:54 PM
so how would - you respond if say a strange man at your house said " hey Honey , i have a hot dog for you ?"
I would just send him to your house Lucky. :rollside:

Mrs 2LKHVSU
05-18-2006, 04:56 PM
And for the $300.00 to fill the boat gas tanks...because we have a boat!!

acatitude
05-18-2006, 04:58 PM
And for the $300.00 to fill the boat gas tanks...because we have a boat!!
DITTO

My Man's Sportin' Wood
05-18-2006, 06:45 PM
That was nice. Especially since we had hot dogs tonight. :D

GHT
05-18-2006, 06:56 PM
Guess you are getting all soft on us??? Or maybe your feeling lucky.. :devil: :D

Her454
05-19-2006, 05:53 AM
Guess you are getting all soft on us??? Or maybe your feeling lucky.. :devil: :D
C'mon now Im going to get a softie complex............... :rollside:

Jbb
05-19-2006, 05:58 AM
C'mon now Im going to get a softie complex............... :rollside:
lol...right... :p

Her454
05-19-2006, 06:02 AM
lol...right... :p
Jbb thinks I'm a meanie. :rollside:

Jbb
05-19-2006, 06:04 AM
Jbb thinks I'm a meanie. :rollside:
But I still like you though..... :)

HOSS
05-19-2006, 06:11 AM
And thankful that all these phucs down here are still getting free FEMA money. Because it shows that George Bush really does like black people.

Her454
05-19-2006, 06:13 AM
And thankful that all these phucs down here are still getting free FEMA money. Because it shows that George Bush really does like black people.
As always HOSS, thank you for your enlightening contribution. :rollside:

HOSS
05-19-2006, 06:15 AM
Not a problem. I enjoy "keeping it real".

Her454
05-19-2006, 06:16 AM
Not a problem. I enjoy "keeping it real".
How are you guys doing down there anyway? Things starting to calm down and take shape again?

HOSS
05-19-2006, 06:18 AM
Oh,,,they`re taking shape alright. Yesterday had a 400 pd ignorant black lady that took a crap in my can and stunk out the whole phucin shop. She was a shape. Musta been eating dead tree bark or something.

godfather
05-19-2006, 06:20 AM
LMFAO :2purples:

Jbb
05-19-2006, 06:23 AM
Oh,,,they`re taking shape alright. Yesterday had a 400 pd ignorant black lady that took a crap in my can and stunk out the whole phucin shop. She was a shape. Musta been eating dead tree bark or something.
Glad to see you putting that sensitivity training to real world use Hoss!.... :)

Her454
05-19-2006, 06:35 AM
Oh,,,they`re taking shape alright. Yesterday had a 400 pd ignorant black lady that took a crap in my can and stunk out the whole phucin shop. She was a shape. Musta been eating dead tree bark or something.
ROTFLMAO!
Well, I can certainly see that you can be thankful for your sense of smell, and sensitivity as well LMAO.

HOSS
05-19-2006, 06:37 AM
Yeah,,,I`m thankful,, the lady didn`t turn the fan on but did flush. I don`t know how that toilet held up but it did. They sure don`t build them like this one anymore. The toilets nowadays would have bent,,,not cracked,,bent under this kinda pressure.