View Full Version : A prepared statement from Ron Burgundy...
Froggystyle
05-19-2006, 03:43 PM
"CANNONBALLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
See you all at the river this weekend!
Wes
"CANNONBALLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
See you all at the river this weekend!
Wes
Don't forget to hand out tickets to the gun show!!!
Froggystyle
05-19-2006, 03:46 PM
Don't forget to hand out tickets to the gun show!!!
If you play your cards right... you just might get to meet the whole gang...
Phat Matt
05-19-2006, 03:47 PM
Tell the scorpion woman I said hi. :)
If you play your cards right... you just might get to meet the whole gang...
LOL...fag.
Tell the scorpion woman I said hi. :)
You're a dirty pirate hooker with a wh0rish mouth. I am gonna punch you in the ovaries...right in the baby maker.
Jordy
05-19-2006, 03:54 PM
Oop... I almost forgot. I won't be able to make it fellas. Veronica and I trying this new fad called uh, jogging. I believe it's jogging or yogging. it might be a soft j. I'm not sure but apparently you just run for an extended period of time. It's supposed to be wild. :D
Phat Matt
05-19-2006, 03:54 PM
You're a dirty pirate hooker with a wh0rish mouth. I am gonna punch you in the ovaries...right in the baby maker.
I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science.
:D
You can't argue with science. :D
Froggystyle
05-19-2006, 03:56 PM
You're a real hooker. I'm gonna slap you in public.
Froggystyle
05-19-2006, 03:57 PM
Don't forget to hand out tickets to the gun show!!!
Don't act like you're not impressed!
Phat Matt
05-19-2006, 03:59 PM
Is that you Baxter? Bark twice if you're in Milwaukee. Is this Wilt Chamberlain?
LOL :D
You have a breath taking fanny. I wanna be friends with it.
GrapeApe
05-19-2006, 04:07 PM
I saw that! Brick killed a guy! Did you throw a trident?
Brick: Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident!
*** Grape Ape ***
Cole Trickle
05-19-2006, 04:08 PM
"San Diego" German for a whales Vagina
Froggystyle
05-19-2006, 04:09 PM
I saw that! Brick killed a guy! Did you throw a trident?
Brick: Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident!
*** Grape Ape ***
Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safe house or a relative close by because you're probably wanted for murder.
HavasuSelect
05-19-2006, 04:10 PM
"I'm going to punch you right in your ovary"
NOCTURNAL
05-19-2006, 05:23 PM
Brian Fantana: They've dones studies you know. 60% of the time, it works every time.
For more:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0357413/quotes
JB in so cal
05-19-2006, 05:54 PM
Ron Burgandy's down... :220v:
2Driver
05-19-2006, 06:56 PM
Oop... I almost forgot. I won't be able to make it fellas. Veronica and I trying this new fad called uh, jogging.
Good idea. Get some training in before going to his home turf. :D
Jordy
05-19-2006, 07:03 PM
Hey everyone, come and see how good I look!!!! :D :D :D
Infomaniac
05-20-2006, 05:10 AM
Not Ron's quote but.
"I think I ate your chocolate squirrel"
Makes me LMFAO every time I hear it.
barfly
05-20-2006, 05:51 AM
Hot Pot of Coffee!...this sh*ts funny
buzzaro
05-20-2006, 04:36 PM
Go F**k yourself San Diego
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